RIDDLE GAME!!!

Outsider · Post by **Outsider** » 23 Aug 2006 09:02

Maybe I got it right?

Yeah, right, you wish!

One more guess and I'll reveal the shocking answer...

max · Post by **max** » 23 Aug 2006 09:08

You are on a horse gallopping at a steady speed.
On your left is an elephant keeping pace with you.
On your right is a sudden sharp drop-off.
In front of you is a hopping Kangaroo - you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a running lion - you cannot outrun it.

How do you get out of this dangerous situation?

you get off the kiddie-ride.

You're too old for this kind of stuff anyway Jon

Outsider · Post by **Outsider** » 23 Aug 2006 10:24

you get off the kiddie-ride.

Finally !! I knew somebody would come through for me. Merci, Max.

You're too old for this kind of stuff anyway Jon

Are you saying that I'm OLD, Max? Thats not a nice thing to say

Not too old to keep kicking, anyway.

edit: I think the punch-line sounds better when you say it this way:

You get your drunk ass of the merry-go-round!

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 23 Aug 2006 20:29

Alright, I have a riddle.

"There is a funeral with two sisters mourning the death of their late father. The only other person attending the funeral is a young man.

Later that night, one of the sisters was suddenly murdered. Why did this happened?"

I think it's pretty simple.

Three tries before I respond with the answer.

HG · Post by HG » 24 Aug 2006 05:29

Cause the sleezy guy wanted to see the other sister again.

She'd be at the funeral

Heres a little riddle from the library of henry:

Conan O'brien and Bush walk into a bar and order 3 drinks. one for each of them, and 1 for WHO else?

aweiksnar · Post by **aweiksnar** » 24 Aug 2006 05:38

Conan, O'Brian, and Bush.

3 Drinks for 3 people

HG · Post by HG » 24 Aug 2006 09:11

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 25 Aug 2006 15:31

Not exactly Henry.

2 more responses.

save.cullen · Post by **save.cullen** » 26 Sep 2006 23:29

The young man killed the sister, so that there could be another family funeral.

He wanted to see the other sister again.

OR

She killed her sister so she could see the young man again?

whatever.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 02 Oct 2006 21:33

The father impersonated his own death, and the sister found out so dad had to kill her. Fled the scene, so the other sister never found out.

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 12 Nov 2006 19:10

we need the answere now, Wayway!!

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 16 Nov 2006 01:31

the sister killed the other sister so the guy would turn up again

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 12 Jan 2007 15:25

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

-Z-

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 12 Jan 2007 15:39

Time. Bam. I'm that kick ass.

Nah, that was from The Hobbit, if I'm not mistaken... Good riddle though!

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 13 Jan 2007 11:12

Correct. Are you going to post one of your own?

-Z-

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 16 Jan 2007 18:27

Hmm let's see... Consumes all in its path. Sustains life, but can also take it away.

That's all I can think of right now.

It's pathetic but oh well. And... Go!

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 17 Jan 2007 12:37

The Sun?

-Z-

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 17 Jan 2007 14:06

Close... more along the lines of what the sun is... a ball of:

Z on the rocks · Post by **Z on the rocks** » 17 Jan 2007 16:26

Hydrogen?

-Z-

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 17 Jan 2007 16:35

Heh, too scientific... try something a little more simple.