Sex & Shred

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 23 Aug 2006 19:27

james_dean wrote:Who likes their hand more than girls?

Adam West.

Just kidding.

Ben Stiller.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 23 Aug 2006 20:21

edit: forget about it

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 24 Aug 2006 21:26

Edit: I'm flame retardant

Further editing: Because Apparently someone was really offended I've ommitted my post. I was merely responding to two blasts against my ego by the same person, and apparently went to far. Which if I do, I'll admit.

So, Mosher and Freddy-I'm not going to edit this again-you suck uber duperly. You posted that after I edited it out. Stupid much?

It wasn't my intent to actually hurt anyone's feelings, but I guess that happens sometimes. And I'm not to much of a self righteous prick to not own up to that, despite what it may seem like

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 25 Aug 2006 09:27

you better watch your fucking mouth josh, cause i might end up seeing you again some day.

edit that shit. now.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 25 Aug 2006 09:30

josh im not worried about you. you can try to insult me as much as you want but in the end it just comes down to you being stupid and me not caring. i could care less if you can masterbate or have sex... thats not what this thread was about... it was about sex and shred... but i understand that youd rather sit there and insult me rather than get good at footbag/stitching.

maybe you should focus on hitting tricks and making your stitching consistant... rather insulting girls and creating a second modified account

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 25 Aug 2006 13:47

You suck josh.

xXLoss_of_ControlXx · Post by **xXLoss_of_ControlXx** » 25 Aug 2006 16:13

Josh are you aware that you're an ass? or is it just in your blood? I'd think twice about going to another footbag event in the future if I were you.

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 25 Aug 2006 21:25

All of you can blow me

Don't throw punches if you can't take a hit yourself

So Freddy, maybe you should reconsider going to another tourney before you can link more than 2 tricks together

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 26 Aug 2006 02:37

Two people have complained to me about this; There is no need for personal insults in this thread. Please have personal battles in PM's or somewhere else.

Edit: brinard and loss_of_control, Physical threats are not okay. Not good for the forum, not good for the sport.

BalinorNZ · Post by **BalinorNZ** » 26 Aug 2006 03:28

So anyway...

Well my chess coach always said "shred now, doze later".

There was this one time, I lay down in bed for like 40 mins talking on the phone, then I kinda drowsed for 20 mins and got up after that for my nightly kick and MAN I was weak as a fish, I think my body thought it was sleep time and just woulden't do anything...

Well, that's not saying much for sex... but I woulden't recomend dozing before a shred!

(For the record, I never had a chess coach

)

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 26 Aug 2006 09:22

gangsta · Post by **gangsta** » 26 Aug 2006 10:42

Has anyone tried sexing and shredding simultaneously? I think I saw a chapter in the Kama Sutra about that...

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 27 Aug 2006 16:28

Now THERE'S a doubles routine I would like to see

edit: damnit, I miss out on all the good flaming

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 28 Aug 2006 06:31

Sexing?

lol

mc · Post by mc » 28 Aug 2006 14:22

gangsta wrote:Has anyone tried sexing and shredding simultaneously? I think I saw a chapter in the Kama Sutra about that...

Funny you'd ask about this; today my friend Caitlyn asked if it would be possible that she and I do this

I said probably not, but that I might be able to hold a toe stall in some kind of upright position.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 29 Aug 2006 11:04

Now its on.......who can hit a sex-clipper first?

Extra adds(Additional Degrees of Distraction)?

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 29 Aug 2006 11:24

idea: doubles sexin routine!!!!!

ill try the toe stalls and clippers tonight...
the extra adds will be adult swim and a little brother down the hall...
although i think ill be laughing too hard

beenjammin · Post by **beenjammin** » 04 Sep 2006 14:57

There is definitely a strong correlation between sex and shred!

Mowley · Post by **Mowley** » 24 Sep 2006 17:16

Just don't get them mixed up and kick your misses (or mr) cos she'll slap you (and take all your footbags away, man im whipped)

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 24 Sep 2006 18:22

Slowsis wrote:Now its on.......who can hit a sex-clipper first?

Extra adds(Additional Degrees of Distraction)?

would that video proof be postable?