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RawSko
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Goin out with your shred shoes on

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From the thread about how Steve Irwin died:
Matt Cross wrote:I hope when I die, it's because I am trying alpine superduperfly and accidentally flip upside down in the air and break my neck.
I would like to die hitting a 5 minute dropless+fearless string (to the sound of tribal bongos) in order to convince a throng of those monkey people from the origional Planet of The Apes that I would be more fun to kill than a whole bunch little orphans (aged 0-7) who had thier whole lives ahead of them. In doing so, the apes are so mesmerized that the orphans get away and live to all become the world's most epic Footbaggers and they wind up fixing all the world's problems... and my name is always remembered.

how would you want to die?
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I dont :P
Your next task: Go to the bathroom.
Wash your face.
Put your shoulders hunched upwards.
Look really, really slowly upwards towards the mirror like in the movies
And slap yourself in the face.
With your game face on.
And go shred with jim.
It'll work, trust me.
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I would like to die whilst stealing a really imporant painting (Mona Lisa, you know) I would draw on it first with my charcoal.

And give it a mustache.

And a beard.

And a penis.

And then they shoot me with a crossbow.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
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Post by Spontaneous Spaz »

i'd want to go:...


-painless
-slow, so i could hear people tell me they'd miss me and i could give them my final words... n stuff
-not from a disease, or pathogen of any sort
-whilst i was having fun
-and wouldn't ruin anybody's time/life/experience... other than mine...


i'd like to go:

skiing down a mountain, forest skiing at ALTA, Utah (best mountain ever for adventure skiing... or in argentina skiing...) with my dad (amazing skiier also), double black diamond forest terrain, at the bottom of the slope, i'll try using my skiies as lavers and try doing some footbag moves, fail miserably, trip and then all of the above... also i'd like to have had a kid already...and married...

i'd like to go like this: (another scenario)
i'm walking through the park or town... w/e... at night, kicking my footbag along, when out of an ally flies out a NINJA ASSASSIN!!! OMG! :o 8O then i'd start fighting him with my footbag moves, and kicking bags at him, and just generally pwning him and then i'd beat him... but as i got home and told my family about the experience i choke on some food at dinner and die right as i finished the story
then they'd have an amazing yet sad story to tell all of their friends
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Don't go out with your best shred shoes. What a waste.
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Three words: Sky-diving sex accident. 8)
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Slowsis wrote:Three words: Sky-diving sex accident. 8)
That'd be very interesting :lol:


I wouldn't mind going out hitting the best run of my life. 3 min's into the run I do some majorly hard trick hit it then fall over from the shock of hitting it.

That'd be the way I'd want to go.
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yall should check this out:
http://www.snuffster.com

its a weird site... but my buddy, ryan, made it and hes pretty cool and i plan on making an account one day. i just need the time for a photo shoot.
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I want to die by jumping out of a building into a pool of mercury.
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Post by RawSko »

PegLegHolly wrote:yall should check this out:
http://www.snuffster.com

its a weird site... but my buddy, ryan, made it and hes pretty cool and i plan on making an account one day. i just need the time for a photo shoot.
wtf!!??
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Post by BainbridgeShred »

something along the lines of kanye wests "touch the sky" video.
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I want to die by taking a bullet for someone important to me. just like the movies.
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Post by Wasabi »

I want to die by hitting a phat trick. Maybe surging ducking barfly, and as I try to bsos it I spill my brains next to a wooden poll unintentionally. Then a nearby footbagger can close my eyes and take two of the bags I stitched and place them over on my eyes.
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Post by kldfjlaksdj »

logan wrote:I want to die by taking a bullet for someone important to me. just like the movies.
Me too.

Or someone important altogether.

I would want to die while flying an airplane, that is low on fuel, and Im trying to save passengers by finding a field, and I save them all and I die cause i went in too much of an angle to save the cockpit.
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I think that it's cool that nobody wants to die painlessly in thier sleep when they're like 90 years old...
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Post by hacksterbator »

i plan to choose.

when i feel i have accomplished enough in my life and i know my time is getting short, i'm going to go outside a very tall building, draw a very elaborate picture frame in chaulk, write "my self portrait :) " with the smiley face and everything underneath it and do a swan dive into the dead center. i think it'll be funny.
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Post by shreddaily »

The amount of sentences in this thread that begin with "I want to die..." is creeping me out.
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fuck that.

im never dieing.
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