Chuck Norris Footbag Facts

Wumbo · Post by **Wumbo** » 16 Oct 2006 13:31

Chuck Norris doesnt have to stall the bag. The bag stalls itself.

Senor Grommet · Post by **Senor Grommet** » 17 Oct 2006 09:01

Because Chuck Norris was born with uncanny flexibility and decision-making skills, he has never had to bring water to a shred session. He simply licks the sweat from all parts of his own body, thereby recycling body fluid most efficiently. Chuck Norris is a true conservationist.

Chuck Norris is the land relative of the blue whale. Accordingly, he doesn't need to waste time sitting at a dinner table, but instead roams the Earth showing his teeth while he imbibes air-crill. You may have mistaken this showing teeth gesture for happiness, yet as we have learned from other Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck has no emotion so this cannot be the case.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 23 Oct 2006 14:20

Strands of Chuck Norris' beard have been weaved into the existing hair on Steve Goldberg's body, endowing him with superhuman 4-Square abilities. His arms can independantly swat off multiple snake attempts while he sets up his shot. His legs and feet move with blinding speed as he effortly defends his square and his shots land with unerring acuracy every round. Steve Goldberg has never lost a game of 4-square.

Slimer · Post by **Slimer** » 17 Nov 2006 09:39

good news everyone...... Chuck Norris just hit Super Nemisis

beenjammin · Post by **beenjammin** » 14 Dec 2006 19:51

Iron clad:
Does your girl friend know what you write aboot in here?
I dig the chuck fax.

Atom · Post by **Atom** » 24 Dec 2006 05:40

Chuck Norris can play "sick 3", using only 2 tricks

And those 2 moves are Walker>Texas Ranger