W...T...F (Gong Finals)

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Pirate Man wrote:When I saw the WTF in the title I thought you were gonna say how you didn't make it and you were dumb-founded since we all voted so much.

I'm glad its the contrary.
Me too.

Good luck, buddy!
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professor wrote:If the fart guy wins, I will throw up.
On video?
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Sweet!!! I hope you Win Jorden! :D
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Moxie wrote:
professor wrote:If the fart guy wins, I will throw up.
On video?
Yep, and bsos.
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I think I would also shit a brick if the fart guy wins... that's sooooooo friken stupid that he made it this far.... offensive even.

WAY TO GO JORDEN!! I KNEW you's have it. Knock'em dead! (not literally)

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Time for a confession. I didn't vote. I figured you had it under control and I was right. Good work modified! Sorry I didn't help Jorden, but props for making it. Now finish the deal! You rock. Do us proud man.
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BenRea wrote:Lindsay Williamson: Jump Rope

Nick Wallace: Magic

Sean McKeown: Played ACDC on Bagpipes while chugging beer
these are, in my opinion your toughest competition. hey toronto crew... you have names... i'm sure someone has the white pages... i'm sure someone else must have a baseball bat. I think you all ought to give jorden the leg up by possibly breaking some others down. i'll call tanya harding, maybe she'll want in on this action?
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Yeh if he can play the bagpipes while chugging a beer and choking on my fist, then he deserves to win :P
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King Monkey wrote:Yeh if he can play the bagpipes while chugging a beer and choking on my dick, then he deserves to win :P
yeah i'd vote for that guy... but as it stands: go jordan!
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King Monkey wrote:Yeh if he can play the bagpipes while chugging a beer and choking on my fist, then he deserves to win :P
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Moxie wrote:
professor wrote:If the fart guy wins, I will throw up.
On video?
Yep, and bsos.
wow, I laughed so hard I woke up my family!

Anyway, I voted three times at least, but good luck in the finals JM, I know you can do it!
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I think your main competition is the skanky firedancing girl - I mean if there are any male judges at all then it will be tough to convince them to like you more than a scantily clad woman dancing around with fire balls!
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You're so awesome Jorden!
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hacksterbator wrote:
BenRea wrote:Lindsay Williamson: Jump Rope

Nick Wallace: Magic

Sean McKeown: Played ACDC on Bagpipes while chugging beer
these are, in my opinion your toughest competition. hey toronto crew... you have names... i'm sure someone has the white pages... i'm sure someone else must have a baseball bat. I think you all ought to give jorden the leg up by possibly breaking some others down. i'll call tanya harding, maybe she'll want in on this action?
I'm on it. :twisted:
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Just do a routine to 'The Planets'.....and make it full of spinning and symposium tricks.
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Hey Jorden can I get 10 buckS?
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Beer Chugging Bagpipes player has nothing on you. It's a cool concept, but I doubt it has anything concerning difficulty.

I think Fire Dancer (Diana Trzok), Jump Rope Girl (Lindsay Williamson), and Magic guy (Nick Wallace) is your competition.

And if Fart Guy wins, I'll projectile vomit while doing hand farts. :)
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good luck, jorden!

is it gonna be on tv? can somebody record and post is please? id love to see this, but i dont live in america. thx
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Wumbo wrote:id love to see this, but i dont live in america.
Neither does Jorden....
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Edge 102.1 is a radio station. So actually you have better chances of tuning in than if it was on TV. I bet you that you can listen to Edge live on the internet, and I recommend checking it out if you're interested in listening.
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professor wrote:
Wumbo wrote:id love to see this, but i dont live in america.
Neither does Jorden....
Yeah, Canada is America's Hat.

GO Jorden!!!
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