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Switch Kicker Jokes

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Q: Why is Switch Kicker allowed to live?

A: Because the only lifeforms Chuck Norris doesn't kill are unicellular organisms.



And isn't it strange that Switch Kicker was born on the same exact day that George W. Bush becaue president? Eerie . . .

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Q: What's the difference between switchkicker and a bunch of monkeys typing on a keyboard ?

A: The monkeys will occasionally type something relevant to the thread.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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Um who or what exactly is Switchkicker?
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Post by Slowsis »

Why doesn't switch kicker post in the new tricks section?

Because "flame" and "bullshit" are tricks any loser can hit!
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Post by Switch Kicker »

Very good low-balls everyone. I commend your witty thoughts and jokes. :wink:

However, you seem to have made this thread in the assumption that I actually care what you and other people have to say about me. :?

If that was your assumption, you are sadly mistaken. I would tell you that I respect your effort... but it was a low and pathetic attempt.

Have fun with it while it lasts.
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Q: What is the difference between this joke, and switch kicker ?

A: Someone will like this joke.
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I hate you Switch Kicker.
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agreed
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This is the least classy thread on modified right now.







[insert Borat voice]High five![/insert Borat voice] :D
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Q: What is the difference between Switch Kicker, and a frozen can of orange juice ?

A: Switch Kicker can't concentrate.
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Q: What's the difference between Switch Kicker and a three year old boy ?

A: A three year old knows when it is time to wave goodbye.
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Post by Slowsis »

Whats the difference between a loser and Switch Kicker?

The loser isn't switch kicker when they post on modified.
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Post by david »

This is all really quite pathetic. By succombing to the level of "switch kicker" your all just looking stupid in the process. Making a thread making fun of people doesn't solve any problems, it just keeps them around.

Furthermore, how can you hate someone you know on the internet? On top of that, is saying you hate him going to make him a more productive member of this forum?

If he is such a huge problem ban him so he has time to think about his actions. I think thats more peaceful than making a slanderous thread mocking his intelligence.

It's just stupid that 30 year olds are resorting to methods like these to combat people on the internet they don't like.

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Post by Slowsis »

Stay on topic! :lol:
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Post by gMoney »

Tsiangkun wrote:Q: What is the difference between this joke, and switch kicker ?

A: Someone will like this joke.
lmao you got at least one person to like the joke :lol: :wink:
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Q: Do you know what makes this joke better than anything Switch Kicker has ever posted on modified ?

A: This joke is on topic, contains no factual errors, and doesn't piss off everyone trying to have a discussion.
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Post by smokefree »

... wow... so much hate. Why hate the hateful yo?
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Because you reap what you sow.
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