I had a crazy dream last night. The only relevant things I could remember was that I was having lunch with my family and a few familiar relatives at a HUGE, pretty high-end restaurant in some hotel. When I was done eating my fill, I was going all around the place finding a toilet. I asked everyone, and they seemed to be giving me so many wrong directions, until this one old guy pointed out a men's bathroom at the corner of some room. Sure enough, I went in, and the place looked like the usual trashed up bathroom (even at an expensive hotel such as this.) Weird.
Anyway, as I was done finishing my business, I exited the bathroom and saw this small monkey come around the corner of my eye and attack me. I tried my best to get him off me, but in the end he knocked me unconscious. When I came to, I was in this dark room with this huge podium in front of me. I was under an intense light, maybe a spotlight, and I heard a large booming voice. I still felt woozy from the head trauma that monkey gave me, so I didn't hear most of the speech, but then the person at the podium soon explained his brilliant plan to take over the world. How and why he was doing it, I didn't know, but as soon as I looked at the wall behind him, which encompassed any one person's vision in terms of size and fascinating architecture, was a board similar to the Family Feud.
The guy at the podium then spoke, in the same booming voice, the names of people he proposed to capture, brainwash, and turn into superhuman soldiers to support this plan for world domination. Sure enough, the board in the back listed the names he spoke of, and they were all footbag players. Scott Gordon Bevier, David Clavens, Jordan Moir, Matt Cross, etc. So many names literally exposed themselves on the board. The final name came down to Willie Digges, and that was it.
So, if there are any secret military programs specifically targeted at footbag players to be manipulated with mind control and genetic altering modifications that I should know about, tell me. I would like to control the world with you guys.
/pseudo 'wtf?' dream.