Some old sketch

[Brad_R]

I don't know if it is any good. My brother thought it was funny. But he was drunk when he read it, or tried to read it. I used to fart a lot, because of carbonation in beverages. It took me forever to figure this out. Well, hope someone enjoyes this sketch.

Fart Rehab(the sketch by me)

[Therapist walks up to five people standing on stage]



Therapist: Isn’t it nice that we can have out first meeting outside. It’s a nice day out. Ok, how about we all sit in a circle.

[Actors sit down in a circle]

Bill: this is a really nice lawn. [knock on the wood floor twice] My wife is all over my but all the time to make ours look like this.

Therapist: Well, we pay professionals to take care of it. Welcome everyone. It looks as though we all have made it. Here you can get help. I’ve seen people that have been addicted like you that have overcame there addictions and have become well adjusted and productive citizens. In a sense you all are my ginnie pigs, and I’m joking when I say that. We’ve never done therapy in a group setting for this disorder, so hopefully it will be a success. We are not complete innovators, I’m sure all of you have heard of AA and NA. This is the same type or program with a similar goal. Well, how about we get started by going around the room and telling people who we are and what led us to end up here today. Then once we all get to know one another we can get started on the therapy. A note here, that when someone introduces themselves we all make them feel welcome by saying, Hi, and then their name. Alright, lets get started.

Bob: My name is Bob and I’m addicted to farting.

Group: Hi Bob

Bob: I don’t know how I got into it. The thought of being a loner and being pissed off at people and feeling the need to annoy them in a way that I thought wouldn’t ever become a habit. I started out, loading myself up on bean burritos from taco bell and then farting on elevators. That was getting the job done, and then I found out about Taco Johns burritos. If you can get them down without puking, it throws and extra thick layer of stench to your farts. And that is when security started getting called on me and I couldn’t ride the same elevator more than once. I got caught a couple of times and they fined me. I’ll never get that money back. Then I got the idea that perhaps the fatter you are the more your farts smell. I was so addicted I would even comprise my health. I invented the first hot bean dip and ice cream sunday. I gained 300 pounds and my farts started to acquire a sting to them. I remember when I farted in the mall once, a child caught a wiff of it, and started crying “make it go away mommy!, make it go away mommy!â€

[Brad_R]

ha, my sketches suck.

[Iron Clad Ben]

I think you and I are in the 0.0001% of the population above the age of 10 who find fart humor hilarious. This would never fly on TV, and as I was reading it I couldn't stop telling myself how terrible it was, but at the same time, I couldn't stop laughing

[Z on the rocks]

No offesnse, but this sucks ass.

-Z-

[LEGOMAN]

I love fart jokes! Good job man!!!!!