Phil Morrison the RedRocket

Si_iS_High · Post by **Si_iS_High** » 21 Jan 2007 18:51

He is unbelievable he hit Scorpion tail swirl. 2nd person in the world to hit this??

The question on everyones lips is: What colour are Phil's pubes?
It is believed that they are firey red and his red rocket is ready to launch.
Ladies watch out! Who wants to try to tame this beast. I know I want a piece of his sweet ass, and I'm sure I'll be wanting seconds

beenjammin · Post by **beenjammin** » 21 Jan 2007 18:58

You must be really high

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 21 Jan 2007 19:06

Nah, he isn't really high. Some guys are fascinated with other guys' penises.

Sarcasm laced repressed homosexual fantasies much?

dyalander · Post by **dyalander** » 21 Jan 2007 20:12

Phil will be in Sydney in early March as will Jeremy O'Wheel, Alex Uranos, Jaimieson Higinalphabet, as well as all the Sydney regulars. If you're that interested you should book your flight. Who knows, your eyes meet under the sails of the Opera House, twinkling with light of the southern cross reflected from the harbour, it could be your chance for romance.

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 21 Jan 2007 20:18

1. Don't post useless threads in General Footbag.
2. At least 5 people have hit scorp swirl.
3. Penis jokes aren't cool.

And yeah, Phil is the man.

Si_iS_High · Post by **Si_iS_High** » 21 Jan 2007 20:36

Geez Jorden, don't need to be so harsh ya big meanie!

[Mod Edit: No pornographic web sites, please. Signed, Moxie]

Zeb Jackson · Post by **Zeb Jackson** » 21 Jan 2007 21:15

....im sure that breaks some kind of rule

**WARNING PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL FOUND IN THE LINK ABOVE**

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 21 Jan 2007 21:40

Jorden wrote:1. Don't post useless threads in General Footbag.

true.

Jorden wrote: 2. At least 5 people have hit scorp swirl.

true.

Jorden wrote: 3. Penis jokes aren't cool.

false.

Jorden wrote: And yeah, Phil is the man.

true.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 21 Jan 2007 23:28

funny!

sampotter · Post by **sampotter** » 22 Jan 2007 06:38

HAHAHAHA... I can't believe I just woke up to this. This is my favorite thread in history.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 22 Jan 2007 09:20

No one cares about my pubes....

david · Post by **david** » 22 Jan 2007 09:29

Except the crabs that rely on them for warmth and nourishment.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 22 Jan 2007 09:35

Aaawww.....you're mom promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

david · Post by **david** » 22 Jan 2007 13:11

That was before you didn't tip her.

Si_iS_High · Post by **Si_iS_High** » 22 Jan 2007 13:27

It has been brought to my attention that Phil now shaves his pubes. They will be selling on ebay. They are great to floss with and taste like red licorice.
On other news Slowsis' crabs will be performing a little circus display tickets will cost 20dollars the money of course will be going to help save the panda.

The video of scorpions tail swirl should be out some time in March along with a lil interview of Phil!

grek · Post by **grek** » 22 Jan 2007 13:28

Except the crabs that rely on them for warmth and nourishment.

footymatt · Post by **footymatt** » 23 Jan 2007 12:25

you know guys, there's a topic called "New combos/tricks with food (or other random objects)" and you can post about hitting moves with those crabs! Try a whirling swirl set from your crab collection. That would be cool.

Your funny David.....Crabs.....ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 23 Jan 2007 12:42

Anyone want to trade shred shorts?

grek · Post by **grek** » 24 Jan 2007 02:35

We should try to sell thoose crabs saying like: Wanna get better at fotbag? Use crabs!! only 10 USD for a whole family!!! It's worth it really!! the better the player are whose crabs you are gonna buy the better you will get...of course the 10 bucks is only for regular shredcrabs! The top ranked shredders like David, Phil etc. have more talented crabs so they cost some extra money!! like 20 bucks...

What do you guys think about it??

Wumbo · Post by **Wumbo** » 25 Jan 2007 03:44

am i right you talk about

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