Does Footbag get ya girlies?

Si_iS_High · Post by **Si_iS_High** » 23 Jan 2007 14:25

bahahahahah

the Executioner · Post by **the Executioner** » 23 Jan 2007 15:21

Yeah, that comment about Carol was not cool...I know she wouldnt appreciate it and neither would Wulff.

That said, to offer my answer to the topic question: Yes.

HooD · Post by **HooD** » 23 Jan 2007 15:27

I've been playing for 6 years or so and I answer no. According to Matt's coolness theory this just leaves me to be lame. My theory is West Virginian girls just don't dig on footbag nor my abundance of coolness.

Edit :Footbag events draws me outside of West Virginia which means there are girls of interesting personalities and such. So indirectly, yes.

RawSko · Post by **RawSko** » 23 Jan 2007 18:36

I hate this thread.
All posts of your'se (that I've read), Simon, have made you look like an idiot. I hope that it's just an internet persona, like so many people have and that if I ever meet you in person you are a little more respectable.

and...

For the most part, I doubt that footbag has anything to do with whether or not a girl will be interested in you.

The resulting abbs on the other hand...

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 24 Jan 2007 06:03

RawSko wrote:I hate this thread.
All posts of your'se (that I've read), Simon, have made you look like an idiot. I hope that it's just an internet persona, like so many people have and that if I ever meet you in person you are a little more respectable.

and...

For the most part, I doubt that footbag has anything to do with whether or not a girl will be interested in you.

The resulting abbs on the other hand...

I don't have my six pack cuz of Footbag bro. Mine's from running for just about an hour each morning. And keeping in shape for my monthly PT test by doing pull ups, sit up, and push ups whenever I have time and feel like it. Had to start running cuz Footbag doesn't tone anything on my body except for my legs, lol.

To the topic creator. Good luck with the guys dude, you already fucked your chances with the girls.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 24 Jan 2007 07:20

what switch kicker wrote:I don't have my six pack cuz of Footbag bro. Mine's from running for just about an hour each morning. And keeping in shape for my monthly PT test by doing pull ups, sit up, and push ups whenever I have time and feel like it. Had to start running cuz Footbag doesn't tone anything on my body except for my legs, lol.

To the topic creator. Good luck with the guys dude, you already fucked your chances with the girls.

what it SOUNDED like switch kicker wrote:I'm pretty much the man, dude bro. I'm really jacked, in fact, moreso than any of you because I get more excersize, do more push-ups, and because I'm a spoiled space monkey that all the ladies love, because I understand what they want, and that's a man that goes out of his way to prove how polite and jacked he is. Footbag isn't good enough for me, I have to be better, or if I can't, I'll just tell everyone I am. lol, lol, lol, bro. lol.

on topic, like someone else said, footbag can start a conversation for you, but footbag wont fix your personality...

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 24 Jan 2007 10:22

slapdash21 wrote:
what switch kicker wrote:I don't have my six pack cuz of Footbag bro. Mine's from running for just about an hour each morning. And keeping in shape for my monthly PT test by doing pull ups, sit up, and push ups whenever I have time and feel like it. Had to start running cuz Footbag doesn't tone anything on my body except for my legs, lol.

To the topic creator. Good luck with the guys dude, you already fucked your chances with the girls.

what it SOUNDED like switch kicker wrote:I'm pretty much the man, dude bro. I'm really jacked, in fact, moreso than any of you because I get more excersize, do more push-ups, and because I'm a spoiled space monkey that all the ladies love, because I understand what they want, and that's a man that goes out of his way to prove how polite and jacked he is. Footbag isn't good enough for me, I have to be better, or if I can't, I'll just tell everyone I am. lol, lol, lol, bro. lol.
on topic, like someone else said, footbag can start a conversation for you, but footbag wont fix your personality...

My side actually hurt from laughter... That's funny.

Yup... I'm fucking ripped... Two raw eggs, and four strips of bacon that I cook on my chest each morning... lol. I'm not... anything above average. I only do enough to keep up with PT standards... which isn't hard at all. Are you kidding? I'm a gamer... I don't have time to worry about my physique.

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 25 Jan 2007 08:40

What if, while you're playing footbag, you are also wearing a shirt that reads:

TEAMUSA
FOOTBAG

I think that would be irresistable to most ladies.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 26 Jan 2007 02:36

RawSko wrote:I hate this thread.
All posts of your'se (that I've read), Simon, have made you look like an idiot. I hope that it's just an internet persona, like so many people have and that if I ever meet you in person you are a little more respectable.

Dude, have a sense of perspective.

jon · Post by **jon** » 26 Jan 2007 09:55

I can only speak from my own experiences, but absolutely not!

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 26 Jan 2007 10:10

jon wrote:I can only speak from my own experiences, but absolutely not!

lmao, oh god lol, self-ownage.

What, do you have like... Peach fuzz for leg hair, or just really patchy looking hair on your legs? And then you probably wear the longer socks, and then wearing... I don't know... a pink "Footbag 4-LYPHE!!!1!" tank-top? Because if you were doing that.. I could see why it's, "Absolutely not!"

Or were you at least busting out good tricks?

david · Post by **david** » 26 Jan 2007 10:18

I'm ok at hack and no girl has ever approached my while I am playing.

On the other hand, girls do find it interesting if I tell them about it when I'm not playing and later show them.

The vast majority of girls I've met think it's silly, but perhaps that is because I attend a fairly jockish school.

dc

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 26 Jan 2007 10:53

some testimony of a non footbagging girl speaking about her footbagging boyfriend- "all they do is watch each other jump around in short shorts... its gay" -

stupid girl

your personality is whats going to matter to a girl that has personality.
disrespect will never bring you respect (unless shes the kind that likes being treated badly).
and posting online about getting chicks while footbagging isnt going to get you chicks either.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 26 Jan 2007 11:09

david wrote:I'm ok at hack

Yeah right....

david wrote:The vast majority of girls I've met think it's silly

This is true for me as well. They like me for other reasons (personality, looks, massive penis

) and just wonder why I "waste" all my time kicking a little bag around.

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 26 Jan 2007 14:56

PegLegHolly wrote:...and posting online about getting chicks while footbagging isnt going to get you chicks either.

FUCK. Time for plan B.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 26 Jan 2007 15:23

Frank_Sinatra wrote:
PegLegHolly wrote:...and posting online about getting chicks while footbagging isnt going to get you chicks either.
FUCK. Time for plan B.

Always use a condom and you'll never need Plan B.

beenjammin · Post by **beenjammin** » 27 Jan 2007 00:44

Aww man I cant remember which formum this is about. I probablt drank too much tonight. Everyne needs to qui t takeing the inthernet so seriously. Whats said here stays here dawg.

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 27 Jan 2007 15:28

I'm glad you told us that you drank too much ... cuz otherwise i totally wouldn't understand what you wrote.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 27 Jan 2007 20:08

*keep this thread bumped or stickied*

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 28 Jan 2007 16:28

lol ben

drunk posting is fun.