The Foot Testament

[gMoney]

Ok just a little short story kinda thing I wrote while I couldn't sleep. One thing I want to do is substitute 'God' for another name of god i make up, maybe 'foot' in another language or something. leave suggestions and stuff. and remember, it's only fiction lol


In the beginning, God created the Earth. It took six days and then he rested on the seventh. He filled the planet with life by adding plants and animals. “Now I shall make human beings,â€

[MatS21]

Lol, probably not the smartest story, but at least I had fun reading it and you make me laugh, good job

[gMoney]

change probably to definately

[slapdash21]

when i first started reading that i didnt expect to actually be entertained, honestly, but haha it was actually pretty funny. well, some parts were better than others...but funny overall. definitely my favorite part:
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God said “Why are you hiding?â€

[gMoney]

anyone have any ideas for commandments? these aren't in "thou shalt not" format, but here's what i got so far, in no particular order:

-don't self serve
-use both feet
-eat healthy
-keep tournaments holy (similar to keep the sabbath holy)

[Sporatical_Distractions]

Upon reading the title, I thought it wa going to regard The Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

their testament: to take over the world and destroy the turtles

[gMoney]

oh yeah i remember that. i think i'm actually considering seeing the new ninja turtle's movie lol.

[MatS21]

few ideas for commandments :

- Practice regularly
- Don't add-hunt and try too hard stuffs for your level
- Drill basics
- Listen to better players advice
- Play smooth and relax
- Have fun

Well, only few ideas thrown there, some are redondant, take any you like !

[Z on the rocks]

...and on the 8th day God created the Laver.

[Nathan]

lol @ the unicorns and gay men bit. nice!