Washing the asshole region - and how you do it

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 11 Mar 2007 17:56

I was taking a shower last night and thought, hmm wonder how everyone else washes their asscrack. For some reason I can't bring myself to wash my face with the same soap that was around my asscrack. I was just gonna say something about it but then I figured there's enough answers for one of these things. Plus, most people here aren't too bashful.

Please provide specifics for "other"

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 11 Mar 2007 18:01

I put seperate soap, mainyl because I use that gel stuff. So no worries about getting ass particles all over yourself, Plus, it's the last thing I wash heh.

I also dry my ass with a seperate towel.

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 11 Mar 2007 18:28

Just wash your face before your ass hole

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 11 Mar 2007 18:28

I use the same soap... but I use body wash rather than a bar of soap. If you use a wash rag and start from your head and wash down to your toes, and you use body wash, then you have nothing to worry about (as long as you use clean wash rags). Then again, my ass smells like roses.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 11 Mar 2007 18:58

I just don't wash my ass.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 11 Mar 2007 19:10

i use one of those spongey things to wash everything but the crack first. then i squeeze a wad of the soap in one hand and let the 5th metacarpophalangeal do the talking. then I just wash that hand and it's fine. this is pretty effective in more serious of norge escapades cuz if you have a lot of dingleberries you can just cringe and rip them out and wash it all away.

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 11 Mar 2007 20:33

mmmBop wrote:i use one of those spongey things to wash everything but the crack first. then i squeeze a wad of the soap in one hand and let the 5th metacarpophalangeal do the talking. then I just wash that hand and it's fine. this is pretty effective in more serious of norge escapades cuz if you have a lot of dingleberries you can just cringe and rip them out and wash it all away.

>bsos ya'll

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 12 Mar 2007 20:01

Saliva and a lot of non-hydrogenated margarine.

Chim-Chim · Post by **Chim-Chim** » 13 Mar 2007 16:05

I start by taking my pants down, and drizzling a small ammount of bacon grease around the rim. Then I call my cats into the room, and let em fight over who gets to lick me clean.

dp · Post by dp » 13 Mar 2007 16:06

Chim-Chim wrote:I start by taking my pants down, and drizzling a small ammount of bacon grease around the rim. Then I call my cats into the room, and let em fight over who gets to lick me clean.

I prefer to allow dem mad shorties to do this, but cats work too.

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 14 Mar 2007 21:14

That explains alot Jake.

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 15 Mar 2007 13:39

:For Jakes comment

:For Jons comment

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 15 Mar 2007 14:32

Makes me wish I was a hippopotamus, so I could have little birds do it for me.

NotHisRealName · Post by **NotHisRealName** » 15 Mar 2007 16:39

I find that half the task is in the wiping of my pucker, and keeping that clean during the course of it's daily tasks. It's all about the maintenance... Keep it clean (generally) and it'll be easier to service in the shower.
(that sounded gay

- not my intention)

Oroza · Post by **Oroza** » 18 Mar 2007 13:11

Slowsis wrote:Makes me wish I was a hippopotamus, so I could have little birds do it for me.

its fish. hippo poop is good for the environment.

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 23 Mar 2007 20:56

So does that mean Al does it like Jake, but with fish in the lake? My advice is brawny paper towels, gets the job done and you throw it away LOL.

Splint · Post by **Splint** » 24 Mar 2007 09:54

At first I thought this topic said "Washington, the Asshole Region"

modified

Washing the asshole region - and how you do it

How do you wash your asscrack region?

Washing the asshole region - and how you do it