This absolutely must go in the hall of fame. The myth can no longer be separated from the man:
Matt Cross wrote:is it possibly that you could comment on the validity of the story about you hitting barfly with a live rat?
richardabshire wrote:The rat story happened about 15 years ago in a friends apartment. Osis osis barfly osis torque to hand catch. The hand catch was harder than the stalls. Don't do this with a pet, only a rat that is food for a snake.
in his blog, funklovesfootbag wrote:I fucking hate the California Highway Patrol.
I got a ticket today for riding my bike through a stop sign even though there's no intersection on the right which means there's no possible way for me to come into contact with traffic, because on the first day of school those cocksuckers drive around campus all day finding any excuse they can to give tickets to students who are struggling to afford their education and food, let alone shell out $100-200 for a bullshit traffic violation.
I hope officer Courtney contracts syphilis from being raped repeatedly by an angry mob of sexually frustrated samoans with inhumanly large wangs, and then is beaten half to death and left in a gutter soaked in his own piss, blood, and tears.
We've seen videos of people being killed. To some extent, we've also seen it in movies. While you sit back and possibly laugh at the video, it doesnt strike you very much because its just pixels. But its much different when you see it in person.
I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole bus load of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air...
Zeke wrote:I used to think that I would live in Chicago for the rest of my life and love it. This weather is really taking its toll on me and I'm fucking sick of it. Fuck this place.
Move to Southern California
Moxie wrote:I know it would never happen, but you do know that if you moved to Southern Ca while I'm living up here I would rip your _____ out of your _____, right?
Pornstar wrote:Zeke you cant leave Chicago.. you would have to take the bus, cus you cant drive..hahaha and you would prolly be late and miss that bus! heheh LMAO ok j/k
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
CIC flurry wrote:pwnt
Zeke
Funny movie titles if the movie were about poop:
Red
Fast & the Furious
The Green Mile
Children of the Corn
There Will be Blood
We've seen videos of people being killed. To some extent, we've also seen it in movies. While you sit back and possibly laugh at the video, it doesnt strike you very much because its just pixels. But its much different when you see it in person.
I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole bus load of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air...
That is so fucking FUNNNY !!:lol:
Im 20
JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
Jeremy wrote:That's probably the worst attempt at admitting your wrong anyway.
Notice how there are bunch of people, as usual, saying that what you say is a load of rubbish, and zero people agreeing with you.
That's because you're mental.
Reread the first page dumbass.
Jeremy wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote:
This is beyond fucking ignorant, and I'm done with this thread.
Read your last post "dumb ass."
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
To those who haven't read the Tuberculosis thread, this is all you need.
cammel wrote: Im going to try and summarize this and cut out all the personal attacks and you two tell me if this is about right.
It seems like everyone agrees that this guy should be kept away from society in some way because he is endangering others. And he wasnt taking precautions needed to protect other people.
I think all switch kicker is saying is that maybe he should be able to bathe and have a tv etc. And maybe even be put under house arrest only. Seems like an alright suggestion seeing as he has not been charged with a crime.
I think that is all that has been said in these three pages. The rest has just been off topic and jeremy you've been goading him into a flame war in which you can look cool and composed while he explodes... you definitely did ask some stupid questions like
"What should be the response to deadly and contagious diseases?
Please give an answer that takes into account the current infrastructure, and assumes the problem is now (ie. building a quarantined containment building is obviously not a solution)."
that had no relevance to the comversation. he had said that he should be quarantined or put under house arrest or something instead of a room with out mirrors or showers or something. That question would provoke him and you knew it. And then you were ready to jump in with more facts and figures you got by searching WHO and then you guys argued over stuff that had very little to do with this man.
Is there anything im missing? Is that an accurate representation of your position switch kicker? And is there anything that you see as terribly wrong with giving this man a bath or a tv or maybe even house arrest jeremy?
Props to Grey, Sporps to every one else in that thread.
crazylegs32 wrote:Yesterday I was mountain biking. Late last night I felt a clump of mud on the back of my head and when I pulled it off it was a TICK! I dropped it and couldn't find it so I vacuumed.
Today the fucking thing was on my head again!! I better not get sick from that thing.
I laughed so hard when I heard this.
Im 20
JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show
HighDemonslayer wrote:
It does start to get tiring, reading endless stories of un-needed foreigners, butchering and killing, leaving many thousands of dead citizens in their wake every year.
