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BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 06 May 2007 21:24

One more thing: I'd like to publically appreciate Switch Kicker for sending me a very nice PM two or three week's ago. I would also like to apologize to him for being a dick about not knowing the status of the Australian military in some thread on the discussion forum, even after he sent me that PM.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 06 May 2007 21:38

Chris, I have 440,000 more reasons not to put a gun in mouth and commit suicide than you. You don't know my daily shedule, but I'm willing to bet by your attitude that it's more fufilling than your's. As far as not caring about footbag, I've been attending RCS session's lately, and if I wanted to, could be a better player than you in no time. I'm a natural winner. I cannot be stopped when I put my mind to something. My current goal is to play basketball for Seattle Central Community College, and a Lacrosse men's leauge this time next year, and find a girl to settle down with. The one I met in Mexico very possibly might be that one, and if I can do something that make her feel good, I'm down for learning how. Like I said, if I put my mind to something, I'll do it with the skill of a lifelong veteran.

Don't expect me to get into "Amends-Round Deuce" with you. I did you like Mayweather did De La Hoya the first time, and I know you don't want it with B-Shred again. Switch Kicker already manned up and we settled shit like gentlemen. I have no reason to go on continuing to justify my life to you. This is my last response to you in this discussion of how I can treat my girl better.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 06 May 2007 21:46

Eh, I'm done flaming you. You know you're an idiot, I know you're an idiot. But I really want you to remember our posts when you're sittin behind bars. Just remember how I was right about you from the very start. Now go jack off or somethin bud, instead of trying to jack us off with your sobriety bullsh*t. Or how to please your skanky ass girl. NOBODY CARES!

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 06 May 2007 21:48

BainbridgeShred wrote:Why Holly, why am I pathetic? What did I do to merit insultion? I said at the start that I was making myself vunerable here, and my lack of skill with my tounge is something I am somewhat embarassed about, but I am taking measures to change. Am I pathetic because I am willing to ask a forum of strangers (Some not strangers) for help in this particuliar area? Is this any different than a noobie asking for help on ATW's? Is it that much different because society attaches stupid symbolism's to sexual acts, when really, the one being discussed here has no negative consequences for society, unlike intercourse which may produce unwanted children? Am I pathetic because I called you dirty names? I'll admit that was low and unnecisary, but just because a topic I made makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean you have to be snooty with me. Other people have been very helpful in responding here and sending me PM's. I specified that I only wanted serious answers here, and you are yet to give a single one! Again, I shouldn't have called you a bitch. You aren't one, and in fact I think highly of you. If you have anything to add to this discussion, please include it. Otherwise go find other threads to post in that don't make you uncomfortable enough to act like a grade schooler.

i called you pathetic because youre willing to ask strangers for advice on how to pleasure this particular girl, but "its not your style" to ask the girl herself. or why couldnt you ask your personal friends' advice? this thread doesnt make me feel uncomfortable in any way... probably because ive never met you, therefore not able to picture you asking this sort of question.

http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html
its a weird tv show, and hard to watch because of the woman's age... but she knows everything and you can even call in to get her advice.

http://www.bibliomania.com/2/1/76/123/frameset.html
the online version of the kama sutra book.

http://sextraining.org/articles/archives/4
an essay sort-of thing

i dont know why im helping. you dont really deserve it. maybe i feel bad for you. maybe i dont want to seem like a "grade schooler". these types of questions (sexual and personal) shouldnt be in a footbag forum... you should be asking these things to close friends or doctors, ask the girl what she likes, or even google search "to please a woman".

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 06 May 2007 22:17

Honestly Holly, it's easier to ask here than to ask my personal friends. Maybe that's because of a lack of good friends maybe not. I hate when people feel sorry for me though. You should never ever ever feel sorry for anyone. The only people I feel sorry for are the people who feel sorry for people. So yes, I feel sorry for myself.

Thanks for the links.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 07 May 2007 00:25

[Moved to Discussion]

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 07 May 2007 01:06

Seeing as I am one of the few women on the forum, sure Iâ€™ll respond to your post. This is my response as a member of the community, not a Mod/Admin.

You get no respect for making yourself â€œvulnerableâ€

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 07 May 2007 04:50

shredzilla wrote: Ahh, that rehab's just a distant memory now. Never got to the 8th step huh? Well, we all knew that would never happen. I

Hey Chris. AA doesn't mean you can't get pissed of at people for picking on you. Especially old farts who should have better things to do

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 07 May 2007 06:03

BainbridgeShred wrote:I am not blowing smoke up anyone's ass.

You should give it a try while you're down there, some girls are into that shit.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 07 May 2007 06:20

shredzilla wrote:
BainbridgeShred wrote: You really think this is a 'positive way to spend time til you fall asleep', by publicly asking a footbag forum how to eat p*ssy? I'll tell you what to eat Dan. Go suck on a 9mm and pull the trigger, one less f*ckin half breed idiot in the world.

Woah thats some pretty hardcore flamage right there.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 07 May 2007 08:07

Moxie wrote:[Moved to Discussion]

Thank You, I probably just should've waited for it to be moved, but when he attacked Holly I got a little pissed. Now, to leave this Discussion forum and all the scum that dwell within...

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 07 May 2007 08:44

Chris, chill out man. I'm sure Dan's sorry for excessively blowing his top at Holly. (I actually doubt it... but why continue?)

I think Moxie said it all though, Dan. If you don't like the smell/feel of a girl's vagina, then why are you doing it? I mean, I can understand why you're ok with sex, because (And I"m assuming here...) you've got on a rubber, so you're not getting it all over yourself, and you're head's no where near it... Maybe that's just you. If you don't like it, don't do it.

However, if you're going to do it, regardless, I can give a smidgen of advice. If I were in your position, I would try spelling out the ABC's with your tongue. It's good for just getting started. The rest is completely dependent on you. Each girl is different. Change your pace in relation to her moaning (or hair pulling if she's the silent type) and don't stay in the same spot. If you can, start with your fingers so you can find the clit, because it's harder to find it with your tongue. But of course, you don't wanna go for that right away. Save that for midway, or around the end.

I don't know what you're experiences are with this, Dan. But, with most women, as long as there's good maintainence kept up, frequent cleaning, lol, then you shouldn't have a problem.

The vagina is not the smelly, bad tasting thing it's made out to be. You know, several bi friends of mine have told me that an unmaintained penis tastes and smells just as bad as an unmaintained vagina, and I wouldn't doubt it either. It's just easier for guys to clean theirs than a woman. But what woman wouldn't wanna be clean down there? That's just my opinion though.

I hope that helps a little bit I guess... Really though, it's all an independent deal. You gotta find your own style, and it's also different for each girl. You'll figure it out though, I'm sure.

apoplectic · Post by **apoplectic** » 07 May 2007 09:36

also,if you dont know what the girl likes,how do you know that the other people who has no idea what she likes arent compleatly wrong and their advise doesnt compleatly turn her off?unless your a gambler the only way to get 100% sucess is to ask her.the worst that could happen is that she has no idea what she likes and she wants to expirement.if the girl is willing to get in the sack with you,chances are she likes you enough to not make fun of you for not knowing to do in this situation.

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 07 May 2007 09:40

apoplectic wrote:also,if you dont know what the girl likes,how do you know that the other people who has no idea what she likes arent compleatly wrong and their advise doesnt compleatly turn her off?unless your a gambler the only way to get 100% sucess is to ask her.the worst that could happen is that she has no idea what she likes and she wants to expirement.if the girl is willing to get in the sack with you,chances are she likes you enough to not make fun of you for not knowing to do in this situation.

That's smart.... Incredibly smart. I actually haven't thought of it that way. I've always just used self confidence, lol.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 07 May 2007 09:55

i've been avoiding posting in here until now, but that is actually a good point. all girls (yes and guys) enjoy different things being done to them, so to speak. basically what im saying is dont expect advice from cosmo to work on every girl...or even half of them. i think you might be suprised if you just took it slow and experimented it wouldnt be ideal head the first time, but given a little time you'd be able to figure out some things she REALLY likes, and some stuff that doesnt interest her. you (both) might be suprised.

mc · Post by mc » 07 May 2007 10:22

chris + dan = bad. you should consider ignoring him, dan. Once he feels he's in the right in a situation, he will post / say / yell negativity and throw all the low blows he can, whether or not he's completely degenerating a thread / situation. You can't really win an argument with someone who has it out for you, and who refuses / is completely inable to listen. I definitely had to learn this the hard way, seems you have too.

I'm kind of leaning in a similar direction as emily's post, but I don't want to be as discouraging. If it's not your style to admit that you're kind of new to the deed, and that you need some direction, then I might recommend a change of style.

tell this girl you want to fulfill her every desire, as you put it. Tell her that her wish is your command, use that skill you've developed with your fingers, and for christ's sake, act like you're enjoying it. no way she's going to like it if you have an icky face. bring a cup of lukewarm water with you and take a little sip right before you get started, and the water will dilute the taste, if that bothers you.

bottom line: you can post in and read the trick tips forum all damn day, but the bottom line is, if you want to hit those fearless combos, you've got to get out and practice. accept that you're going to The it for a little while, and sometimes you're just going to drop. just keep shredding, you'll be fearless in no time.

and don't forget, do everything on both sides (you can take that any way you want).

apoplectic · Post by **apoplectic** » 07 May 2007 10:29

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 07 May 2007 10:43

thanks everyone

apoplectic · Post by **apoplectic** » 07 May 2007 11:20

hope it helps dude

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 07 May 2007 11:26

Matt Cross wrote:bottom line: you can post in and read the trick tips forum all damn day, but the bottom line is, if you want to hit those fearless combos, you've got to get out and practice. accept that you're going to The it for a little while, and sometimes you're just going to drop. just keep shredding, you'll be fearless in no time.

That was intense. Very well put btw. Don't know what you're talking about unless you know what the topic's about.. beautiful.