CINCINNATI (AP) -- A man accused of robbing a fast-food restaurant left lots of clues to his identity, police said. He dropped his wallet, which contained a photo identification card, his Social Security card and birth certificate, according to police.
Nathan McFarland, 42, of Cincinnati, is accused of assaulting at least two KFC employees Saturday before fleeing with an undetermined amount of cash. Using the photo ID from his wallet, employees were able to identify McFarland as the robber, police said.
McFarland has been charged with three counts of armed robbery. He was to be arraigned on Monday.
i bet the guy was fucked up. you lose a lot of shit when youre bent.
have you heard the one about the teen who robbed a convenience store at night and ran across the street to the park to hide? the cops found him easily because he was wearing those shoes that light up when you make a step.
We had a great one here a couple of months back - there's this big second hand book shop up the road from uni and a dude attempted to steal a bunch of books. The guy behind the counter chased him up the street. He didn't have to chase far, because a bus was at the bus stop up the road and the driver jumped out and grabbed the guy. The best part is they let him off. Why? Because he was stealing self-help books so the owner of the shop took pity on him and let him keep them.
It was in the Sydney Morning Hereld when it happened and the article is now pasted up in the window of the shop.
A couple counties away there was this enormous string of robberies, 100-120 in a month or two, and all in this small town. They found it was this 9 year old kid and they interviewed the mom and she was obviously out of it and in the worst hick accent I've ever heard "He mighta robbed a couple places, but I don't think he did all 120, ya know?"
I feel sorry for the kid cuz it was so obvious from the news report that he had the most neglegant parents ever.
10 year olds arent going to understand whats right or wrong with neglegent parents. and kids arent going to really know what the consequences are of stealing at such a young age.
dyalander wrote:We had a great one here a couple of months back - there's this big second hand book shop up the road from uni and a dude attempted to steal a bunch of books. The guy behind the counter chased him up the street. He didn't have to chase far, because a bus was at the bus stop up the road and the driver jumped out and grabbed the guy. The best part is they let him off. Why? Because he was stealing self-help books so the owner of the shop took pity on him and let him keep them.
It was in the Sydney Morning Hereld when it happened and the article is now pasted up in the window of the shop.
I laughed out loud, hard. That is the funniest robbery situation I've ever heard. What a classic.