Pet Peeves

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 06 Feb 2006 15:16

People that express their disgust with the food Im eating WHILE I'm eating it.

an all too common problem

clerks with attitude problems
post office lines

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 06 Feb 2006 15:22

hackeysnacker wrote: an all too common problem
clerks with attitude problems
post office lines

Word

I also can't stand being cut off when Im talking. I have one coworker that used to do that constantly. I think I do that to other people too and I'm really trying to change that.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 07 Feb 2006 09:44

What were you eating, Zeke?

Lazytowner · Post by **Lazytowner** » 08 Feb 2006 06:47

aweiksnar wrote:
tuomoruutufan wrote:hey fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay

lol name that show and charector who says this
I thought it was Quagmire from "Family Guy"

YES, that's it. Saw that episode a few days ago on Adult Swim hehe.

Faco · Post by **Faco** » 08 Feb 2006 07:46

Here's one:
-When toilet paper jumps from my hands, starts bouncing off randomly and unrolling like it was it's last day.

logan · Post by **logan** » 08 Feb 2006 15:16

-public restrooms
-small talk
-guys that are complete butts but still get all the girls
-girls who hang out with the guys listed above

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 08 Feb 2006 17:01

logan wrote: -guys that are complete butts but still get all the girls
-girls who hang out with the guys listed above

Word.

hackeysnacker · Post by **hackeysnacker** » 08 Feb 2006 17:35

public restrooms.. no one's looking

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 04 Jun 2007 11:08

I'm fuming right now...

Being the only one in a restaraunt, ordering a side of hashbrowns.

Waiting twenty minutes while other people start coming in at around the ten minute mark and get served big meals first. then watching the cook finally put the hashbrowns on at the twenty minute mark.

and them getting pissy when you complain and leave. It was a 5 minute cooking job that wasn't even put on until the end of my lunch break. It's not like they had other meals to cook for those first ten minutes. YAY CAMPUS FOOD

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 04 Jun 2007 14:31

-when people chew really loud

i want to punch them in the face.

DJJAZZYJEFF · Post by **DJJAZZYJEFF** » 04 Jun 2007 15:57

When overweight people breathe really loudly.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 04 Jun 2007 16:20

DJJAZZYJEFF wrote:When overweight people breathe really loudly.

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 04 Jun 2007 17:16

-Girls who wear a ton of make-up.

Literally a fright to behold.

Disturbedboy365 · Post by **Disturbedboy365** » 04 Jun 2007 17:39

-Girls who wear a ton of make-up.

girls who wear stuff that they know they probably shouldnt wear in public

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 05 Jun 2007 06:52

fuck!

it shouldnt be legal to sell OR wear that.

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 05 Jun 2007 09:12

Highschool kids.

Snobs.

Fat bitches that act like they're "all-that."

Women who think they can get away with treating a guy like shit. (Especially if that girl is fat and nasty.)

Guys that treat women like shit, or talk about them in a derogatory way around me.

Jeremy O'Wheely.

Spilling anything that's not water on myself.

People who "spatch" the footbag.

Every hour of the work day. In fast food, every hour, on the hour, garenteed, fuckin' rush of fat ass truckers ording triple burger meals with large "diet" cokes...

Drive-through. One person comes, and they all fuckin' come...

The fact that people seem to think they can treat people bad when they come into a fast food place. I'm not some machine that works for you... I simply make food for your fat ass, and if you're not happy with the service, don't fuckin' come here.

People who haven't discovered deodorant yet.

Those flat billed NY hats... I want to burn them all.

Black people that wear white shirts that go down to their knees or ankles. (That's a big one... I HATE that.)

Those shitty $4,000-$6,000 plastic sports bikes that sound like vacuum cleaners... Get a Buell or something. You're not cool.

People who assume they know what you're thinking.

People who cheat on online gaming. What's the god damn point? Whoo hoo, you're lvl 50 in Halo 2, you want a blow job or something?

Mainstream music. "Buy You A Drink"... I wanna throw my computer screen at this chick in school that plays that song over, and over, and over, and over, and over again all fucking day in school.

Hummers. Most ridiculous vehicle ever created. It's not fast, it's not raised, it doesn't have the rough terrain axle, nothing. My 96 burban can destroy an 07 hummer in power and speed. But mine still gets way better gas mileage. Real hummers are meant to be powerful all terrain vehicles... not a soccer mom vehicle... If you're looking for a luxury vehicle, get a Cadillac.

Paper work.

People that talk about how much beer they drank the night before. First off, beer is nasty. Secondly, beer is 2.5-5% alcohol, of course you can drink a lot of it. Thirdly, why would you waste so much money on horrible tasting liquid that doesn't even get you drunk after drinking a decent bit of it? I drink to get drunk, I only drink liquors.

People who pretend to be drunk at parties even though you can tell that they're really not. Or when people say, "I'm so drunk right now..." Ok attention craver...

People that cheat. That's such a shitty thing to do. So dishonest, and disrespectful. Shows a great deal about who you are...

People that don't use protection during sex.

People that don't know public from their bedroom.

Farm kids.

Rednecks.

People that say, "Yeah, I actually work for a living." No.. you drive a truck all week for a living. (My dad drives truck, so I know just how much "work" that really is.

) I deal with shit head snobs 8 hours a day and workin an extremely hot, humid, greasy environment for shit-pay. Ilove how people assume I mooch off my parents jsut because of my age. Some dude said this to me when I was at work a few days ago...

I also hate fast food workers... So lazy and obnoxiously immature.

Commission paid workers. Example: Best Buy, Trade Home Shoes, etc. It's like I have to bring a weapon and threaten them with it just to get them to show me what I want and not show me all this other stuff that I, guess what, (surprise surprise) DON'T WANT. I hate you best buy.

Slow drivers.

Old people.

Young people.

People that don't like dead baby jokes. Or simply can take jokes...

People with moles... big ones...

People that don't like stand up comedy. Piss off you humorless bastard.

I'm done for now.

Caleb · Post by **Caleb** » 05 Jun 2007 09:43

-Musical Masturbation - Usually the end of a particularly artsy album, song, or the middle of every Mars Volta song where there is some sort of ambient noise, static, or annoying buzzing for 16 minutes at the very minimum. This is not music and I've never met anyone who wants to hear it. So go ahead and stop the song where you stopped actually writing and maybe even knock 50 cents off the price of the CD for your lack of producing an appropriately lengthed album.

-Any song that rhymes "Love" with "Above"

-FUVs - (Family Utility Vehicles) Explorers that can't explore basically. A middle aged woman with her nails done and business casual attire driving the biggest vehicle I've ever seen through the city. I'm sure she takes it off roading and on safaris every weekend.

-People that say the exact same sentance they just stated, only louder, after you ask: "What do you mean?"

-The receptionist of any person holding a powerful position somehow thinking he/she is transferred some of that power, intelligence, and responsibility.

- Those nerds that took the hippy sport of hackey sack way too seriously and call it a different name and even started naming and documenting tricks that they do.

DJJAZZYJEFF · Post by **DJJAZZYJEFF** » 05 Jun 2007 09:54

I love the Mars Volta...except when they do that ambient noise junk.

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 05 Jun 2007 10:52

Caleb wrote:-Any song that rhymes "Love" with "Above"

Agreed. Or "Goodbye" with "Why".

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 05 Jun 2007 18:12

Blacks, Jews, Mexicans, Canadians, Islam, Americans, and the Chinese IM KIDDING(loL)