Ranch Dressing

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Ranch Dressing

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I just wanted to make this topic to express my appreciation for Mr. Ranch, the creator of Ranch Dressing.


What else goes so well with so many things? Just TODAY I had it on a salad, french fries (which aren't really french, :evil: dicks), chicken, peaches, and I drank it instead of water during my session.


Does anyone else feel like they owe a whole lot to Ranch Dressing for making your life better? Pump the Jam!!!
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I prefer evoo + organic apple cider vinegar :(
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Ranch Dressing + Anything Potato = Heaven.

Ranch Dressing + Pizza - Ranch Dressing = Heaven.
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i bow down to ranch every night before bed. it makes me want to get fat of of it.

sometimes i like to rub it around my nipples.
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ranch dressing on anything but sweets(candy/fruit), especially pizza.
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ewwww 8O
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i dip cotton candy in ranch.

maybe smother a little on my ice cream occasionally.
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HG wrote:I drank it instead of water during my session.
no wonder youre single :lol: :P


ranch is disgusting unless its cool ranch doritos

edit: italian dressing totally owns ranch
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I had some on my asparagus tonight.
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PegLegHolly wrote:
HG wrote:I drank it instead of water during my session.
no wonder youre single :lol: :P


ranch is disgusting unless its cool ranch doritos

edit: italian dressing totally owns ranch
I'll have to agree with holly :?
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Cool Ranch Doritos... hell yes. Just.. hell yes. I haven't had those in ages. I'm buying some on my way home. Thanks. Can't wait... :)
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Oh and... ranch is only good on salad. No good on pizza, fries, or anything else for that matter. I eat my pizza plain, my fries and nuggets and strips with BBQ... just about everything with BBQ.

Cotton candy with ranch you say? That's... unique.
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ewwwww, Ranch on SALAD?!!??!?!?!?!

YOU FREAK!!!!!!!
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:lol:
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Nacho cheese dorritos in french onion dip kicks so much ass.
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sanuke okumatzu wrote:Nacho cheese dorritos in french onion dip kicks so much ass.
Just how much ass does it kick Robert?
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Post by ObArA'BaRs »

Excuse me but this is the ranch appreciation topic....
Theres no room for your frenchy onion dip here. :roll:


This is ranch territory. 8)
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