Remember...?

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 28 Jun 2007 11:01

...the longest piss you ever took??
Hot damn that was a GREAT piss eh?

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 28 Jun 2007 11:21

I remember like it was yesterday.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 28 Jun 2007 11:27

i've purposely held it in for as long as possible because i knew it would feel even better that way.

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 28 Jun 2007 11:42

i dont think thats good for your kidneys

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 28 Jun 2007 11:51

DUDE!!!
Haven't you ever seen Liar Liar?? Jim Carrey specifically states that holding in the yellow can cause erectile difficulties

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 28 Jun 2007 11:54

do you remember

...the first time you drank beer?

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 28 Jun 2007 12:17

SURE FRIGGIN DO!!!
Alright, now there's the whole, I was sitting with my Pepere and he gave a sip of his "Ginger Ale" when I was like 4, but I wasn't hammered or anything.
Well, maybe I was cause I don't remember it too well

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 28 Jun 2007 13:04

yes i do remember, thought it was nastyyyyyy.

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 28 Jun 2007 13:16

I was like 8 years old at my friends house in poland.
His mom came out with some browish liquid in a cup.
I drank it not knowing what it was, hated the taste, but drank it anyways.

Got buzzed

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 28 Jun 2007 14:41

I tried some moonshine my friend's dad made...been fermenting for..years....dear god it was so rank. I threw up on just one sip...

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 28 Jun 2007 17:01

since this thread is going off on a tangent anyway:

the newest user is HOME PORNO VIDEO

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 28 Jun 2007 17:20

remember when the newest user was named HOME PORNO VIDEO.....

those were the day(s)

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 28 Jun 2007 17:34

whoa, i was just about to post that and i didnt look in this thread so i posted it in hall of shame, lol. looks like a lot of people noticed.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 28 Jun 2007 19:38

I don't remember the first time I drunk beer, but I was pretty young...

I also don't remember the longest piss I've ever had, although I had a long one on Saturday; beer after football (at the ground), and then long drive to the pub.

quadgun · Post by **quadgun** » 28 Jun 2007 21:16

Don't you hate it when your piss takes soo long that you get tired and have to lean on something because your soo tired from pissing?

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 29 Jun 2007 05:29

I find the best way to take a piss is to pull your pants ALL THE WAY DOWN, start to piss and scratch the top of my ass/lower back.....throughout the entire piss!!!!!!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 29 Jun 2007 07:28

Ever sneeze while taking a massive piss? OUCH!!!!!!!
Then ya gotta clean that mess up...

You remember the first time you realized you weren't the best hacky sacker in the whole universe?

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 29 Jun 2007 07:33

HAHA!!! Sneezing while peeing sucks.
Having the hickups while taking a shit is worse

, keeps sucking the turd back up in there

And the day I realized I wasn't the best hacky sacker in the world was the first time I saw my buddy Kenny in Sudbury, ON, tearing it up. My guess is that he's Guiltless or at the very least Tiltless. And then he told me about footbag.org, I watched a Vasek video and my brain exploded.

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 29 Jun 2007 08:14

Zeke wrote:You remember the first time you realized you weren't the best hacky sacker in the whole universe?

Yes I do... it was like waking up in an unfamiliar house. But now when I see that I'm making someone else realize that they aren't the best hacky sacker in the whole universe, I derive immense satisfaction from their misery.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 04 Aug 2007 05:26

CautionFragile wrote:HAHA!!! Sneezing while peeing sucks.
Having the hickups while taking a shit is worse , keeps sucking the turd back up in there

lollllll