Kissing accidents.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 29 Jun 2007 17:15

(freshmen year of highschool, 4 years ago) So i was sitting down on a ledge with this girl, who i had been flirting with for a while and she was doing the same with me. we were around a group of her friends and i was in a good mood that day so i decided to give a casual kiss on th lips (we had never kissed before). As i went in for the kiss she gave me a wierd look and moved out of the way...unfortunatley i was still leaning in for the kiss so i fell over straight on the ground and all of her friends saw it and laughed at me!!!!!!! HOW EMBARASSING!??!?!??! ahhhh! i will never forget that.

any kissing accidents ever happen to you?

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 29 Jun 2007 19:44

lol owned.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 29 Jun 2007 19:46

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 29 Jun 2007 19:48

I was going to say something more insightful and mature than i did, but I realised that you just can't in a thread such as this.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 30 Jun 2007 17:26

Back in high school I was going to kiss my friend goodbye on the cheek. As I leaned in, the wind blew her hair in my mouth and I freaked out and tried to blow it out but it sorta seemed like I was spitting it out... right next to her face. She was totally confused and asked what the hell I was doing. LOL, <sigh> good times.

I knew a girl that liked to kiss with her eyes open. That's just fucking weird. But then again, I would not have found out if I didn't open my eyes

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 30 Jun 2007 18:09

yea yea call me a nerdy boy, it was a while ago. i still giggle.

nice story zeke

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 30 Jun 2007 20:49

Mano. Twice.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 30 Jun 2007 21:16

that sucks waylon!

when i was in 3rd grade there was this kid named josh watson that loved beavis and butthead. he liked to do that thing where you talk with your butt cheeks and say "may i ass you a question". i was about to go down the tall slide during recess and he was next after me. i here him say "hey holly, look!" and i turned my head and BAM!!! my face was in his ass. i freeeaaaked out and went down the slide screaming while he grabbed his ass cheeks and said something smartass with his ass.

thats not really a kissing one... but he made it look like i kissed his ass in front of everyone at recess.

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 01 Jul 2007 12:22

I went to kiss a chicken once

/story

Zeke...that's the funniest shit I've ever heard.

Pyroman924 · Post by **Pyroman924** » 04 Jul 2007 12:47

Ha, I was with Renee at a show on Monday and she was kneeling down because her knee was hurting and I leaned down to kiss her just as she stood up and I was hit in the nose by her head. Heh. It was funny, but still somewhat unpleasant.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 06 Jul 2007 14:01

As I leaned in, the wind blew her hair in my mouth and I freaked out and tried to blow it out but it sorta seemed like I was spitting it out... right next to her face.

LMAO
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Atleast you went for the save, bro. Nice job.

jrstubs · Post by **jrstubs** » 06 Jul 2007 15:45

There was this kid at school who I hated, so I kissed his ass

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 06 Jul 2007 16:07

I've bumped teeth a couple of times. Usually it isn't a big deal because I'm drunk and making out "passionately", but I think everyone bumps teeth sometimes.