Pet Peeves

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 04 Jul 2007 14:20

What about millipedes?

-pennies....I fucking hate them.. when was the last time you actually used a penny? Hell, you could probably melt them down and sell the copper for more than the penny's worth.

-paper money

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 04 Jul 2007 14:30

Millipedes are different. They're like caterpillars but with a hard exoskeleton armor (pretty damn cool). Plus, they're not poisonous like most centipedes.

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 09 Jul 2007 08:56

People who chew gum with their mouth open... You know what I'm talking about...

It pisses me off so bad, I got kicked out of a theatre once because I caused such a scene because some dipshit slut was doing it.....

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 09 Jul 2007 13:53

sanuke okumatzu wrote: -pennies....I fucking hate them.. when was the last time you actually used a penny?

Penny candy is amazing

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 09 Jul 2007 15:40

the last time i tried to use a penny was when i wanted to melt one but i couldnt quite get the microwave to 2000 degrees F.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 09 Jul 2007 16:16

I have scissors that cut pennies

They suck for cutting facile though.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 09 Jul 2007 16:19

why would you want to cut pennies. isnt that like a govenment felony?

Post by **Zac Miley** » 09 Jul 2007 16:28

BenRea wrote:why would you want to cut pennies. isnt that like a govenment felony?

The government don't know what they don't see.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 09 Jul 2007 16:36

ohh, im turning you in you son of a bitch.

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 09 Jul 2007 17:17

BenRea wrote:why would you want to cut pennies. isnt that like a govenment felony?

I melt pennies all the time. Just go over to the horse shoe people and use their furnace,

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 09 Jul 2007 21:02

I hate it when vending machines don't take stupid pennies. They take nickels, dimes, quarters, dollar bills and sometimes the elusive and rare *5 dollar bills*, but they spit out my pennies.

Thanks capitalism.

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 10 Jul 2007 01:09

I've only actually used pennies at zoos and such places. Those rollers that imprint animal pictures on the pennies. And I don't see how that can be felony (Destroying a penny.), because those machines that crush those pennies have got to go through some kind of check before being sold, don't they? Just like every other piece of merchandise sold in this country.

Speaking of which, I ripped a REALLY old fifty in half today. Had to exchange it at the bank because McDonald's wouldn't take it, those damn'd hookers...

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 10 Jul 2007 07:53

I DESPISE my dad's asshole wife and her stupid face

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 10 Jul 2007 09:02

CautionFragile wrote:I DESPISE my dad's asshole wife and her stupid face

Smother her while she sleep.

- I hate emo kids

and posers.

DJJAZZYJEFF · Post by **DJJAZZYJEFF** » 10 Jul 2007 09:16

I hate it when people buy things off craigslist before i have a chance to

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 10 Jul 2007 10:18

CautionFragile wrote:I DESPISE my dad's asshole wife and her stupid face

Kill something innocent in front of her, and maybe she'll go away... I suggest a small puppy, or kitten. Make it graphic too. Crunching bones is always good, oh, and twisting too, can't forget twisting. Make sure it yelps too. Involve all the senses, to make sure she gets the point, that you don't fuckin' like her, and you don't want her there.

(This is sarcasm, of course. You better not hurt any puppies or kittens, I'll have to kill you with a mind bullet if you do.)

CautionFragile · Post by **CautionFragile** » 10 Jul 2007 10:36

I can't kill her now, I haven't seen her in 3 yrs

I haven't lived with my parents for 5 yrs now. But the thing is, I can't kill a puppy in front of her, cause she is the devil and will eat the poor puppy's soul!!

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 10 Jul 2007 12:10

I realized could fill 10 pages on my own because people are a constant source of stress for me. If I could not rant about stuff, then I really wouldn't have much to talk about. Sadly, I'm perfectly fine with that.

To be more specific though, I can't stand people who are unreliable. Particularly when they are friends of yours. If you don't know them well, fine, you may have the option of not dealing with them altogether. But if they are close to you and they let you down time and time again while they take it lightly or don't take any responsibility at all -- that just drives me nuts. Go take your useless-ass and others of your kind then jump feet first into a into a slow wood chipper. I say feet first so I have time to remind you of your uselessness during the last agonizing moments of your pointless existence. I want my words to haunt you for eternity.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 10 Jul 2007 12:40

sanuke okumatzu wrote: - I hate emo kids and posers.

I wish my lawn was emo...

then it would cut itself

sanuke okumatzu · Post by **sanuke okumatzu** » 10 Jul 2007 16:15

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:
sanuke okumatzu wrote: - I hate emo kids and posers.
I wish my lawn was emo...

then it would cut itself

hehehehehhehe that's great