I FUCKIN HATE BIG CITY FOLK
Let me explain...I'm from a super small town outside of Sudbury, and have now lived in 2 major cities in the past year.
And to all the ppl out here, I ask you... WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUR ASS?????
Why are you in such a Got Tamned rush anyway?? It's just life man, chill the fuck out, seriously.
Wanna go for a ride?? Cool, but do you wanna make it to where you're going on time?? Then don't drive, 'cause it's rush hour everywhere, all the time. And if you do drive, OMG watch out
Big city drivers ALLLLLLLLL think it's cool to drive like they're in the Fast and the Furious ....even though they are all bumper to bumper
. Oh what's that you say, gotta make a lane change do you?...Better signal for only a split second and then make the lane change at MACH FUCKIN SPEEDS!!!!
Gotta go for a walk?? then you better go get one of those $50000 bear protective suits 'cause someone's gonna hit you, and if they don't, be prepared to have to walk around or dodge cars that oh so desperately need to own that intersection. Just a tip for the driver on this one...being an extra foot into the intersection ISNT GONNA GET YOU THERE ANY FASTER YOU STUPID DOUCHEBAG YOU ALREADY HAVE POSSESSION OF THE INTERSECTION SO WORST COMES TO WORST YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR A RED LIGHT WHICH WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS FUUUUUCCK GAHHHHHHHHH!!
Also if you're walking, be prepared to have to deal with the following situation........"do do do, sweet diggin' dis be a sweet song I'm listening to"<---- that's you, and now here comes a crowd of ppl all walking widthwise on the sidewalk, but will they move?? HELL NO!!! They will bump into you before they walk single file, and then get pissed and try and start a fight because YOU(one person oh so little not taking up room) weren't watching where you going
Gotta take a bus you say?? Well then be prepared to have errrry single person rush you for the door to make sure they get that super sweet spot on public transportation. Wanna know something rushy rusherson....that 500lbs lady that just got off the bus pissed ass sweat all over the seat like 10 seconds before you sat down. Enjoi being the first to nib that seat
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And lastly, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PERSONAL CIRCLE THERE IS AT LEAST 5 FEET OF ROOM ON EITHER SIDE OF ME YOU DON'T NEED TO PRESS YOURSELF UP AGAINST MY BODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE I WAS HERE FIRST ASSTOMOUTHER
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