Hall of Fame/Shame!

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 30 Aug 2007 10:49

From the "casted for footbag" thread:

hacksterbator wrote:when at first glance i read the thread name, i thought it said "castrated for footbag" and then i was wondering what kind of back water town you lived in.
since that's not the case, and you still have all your junk, i hope the play goes well.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 31 Aug 2007 02:34

Fame from Vasek and Jimmy thread

peglegholly wrote:if i were vasek i would shit in jimmy's coffee

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » 31 Aug 2007 16:47

Byrin's blog:

Sam C wrote:Please stop taking those pain killers.. and take a BIG SHIIIIIIIIIIT

gMoney · Post by **gMoney** » 02 Sep 2007 17:26

True admin power at work

from the Music Association Game thread

Colin wrote:From this point forward, anyone linking songs by preposition, definite article, or conjunction will universally be considered a big stupid-head.

mc · Post by mc » 04 Sep 2007 18:18

from "drugs in footbag"

C-Fan wrote:I misinterpreted the title of this thread, cut open all of my footbags, and became really disappointed. Not only do I not have drugs, now all my footbags are cut up.

haha, I think ken was going for hall of fame when he wrote that one

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 05 Sep 2007 20:08

This one is all Bowie!

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:I got the most sexual stare down of my life yesterday in the grocery store parking lot. an attractive 50 year old was looking me up and down while licking her lips and then biting her lower lip and slightly moaning. It was pretty uncomfortable and I hastened my step through the parking lot. now I know what girls deal with on a daily basis

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 06 Sep 2007 09:59

hacksterbator wrote:This one is all Bowie!

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:I got the most sexual stare down of my life yesterday in the grocery store parking lot. an attractive 50 year old was looking me up and down while licking her lips and then biting her lower lip and slightly moaning. It was pretty uncomfortable and I hastened my step through the parking lot. now I know what girls deal with on a daily basis

FAME!

Post by **Zac Miley** » 16 Sep 2007 09:23

Jeremy wrote:Check out this message I got on facebook. Super convincing stuff;

jermey my brothwer my friend look clearly u have the free to choose what ever u want becoz god say to the human u ar efree not esclave but i dont want that u lose ur life jermy maybe ur right mayeb the Christianity has a decidedly negative effect on society today but think in ur heart in ur deep deep heart life like this without any one to pray without anythin if u gona die what do u think ???? what is the life is gona be ??? my brother jermy the man named jesus cam her to save any one even the persons who like devil jesus love allllllllllllllllll alllll of us even our sins jermy i want to change u that u find ur life n /2 the same time to enjoy ur life 2 coz god say enjoy life christianty say love ur enmies imagine that imagine the big love of jesus how die for us maybe now u are saying to me fuck u get off but the reason is i dotn want to lose ur life maybe its hard now for u but im goan be enar u help u alwys beside u im gona solve all ur problems jermy im gona change u for better god bless u n plz take care n for now ur free to be inthis group butafter u gona realize that u want to removeur self from this group becozof me im gona change u hehee bye for now im gona be online @night my friends are here bye my giood friend jermey :)
ur friend n ur brother edward
This is God punishing me for belonging to atheist groups; religious people trying to force their opinions on me with the literacy skills of a rock.

Shame for the first guy, fame for Jeremy.

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 16 Sep 2007 18:06

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:I got the most sexual stare down of my life yesterday in the grocery store parking lot. an attractive 50 year old was looking me up and down while licking her lips and then biting her lower lip and slightly moaning. It was pretty uncomfortable and I hastened my step through the parking lot. now I know what girls deal with on a daily basis

LOOOOOOOOL .... .... .... LOOOOOOOL .... .... its one thing to be looked at by some gay fellow but by some granny.... LOOOOOL

Hall of fame!?????????!?????

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 16 Sep 2007 22:01

read this in the "goldberg&friends:pizzablog" ...thought it was hilarious... fame or shame? u decide

webmaster wrote:
ObArA'BaRs wrote:Has vasek tried to put an uncooked pizza in the microwave yet?
No, but he put his dirty laundry in my dryer instead of the washer (he said he couldn't tell the difference, so it was "50-50"). He added soap and started it going. It was gross.

The Actual Sized E · Post by **The Actual Sized E** » 17 Sep 2007 15:41

From the "What makes you happy?" thread:

Frank_Sinatra wrote:Edit: How could I forget this? pornolize.com makes me really, really happy. In honor of Constitution Day I've pornolized the founding document of the United States.

Lately I've been pornolizing everything that I can't make a smoothie out of.

Definite fame for pornolizing the constitution

From Article 1, Section 2:

No "Fannyfarmer" Person shall be a aardvarking Representative who shall not have sex fighted to the Age of twenty five Muff sniffs, and been seven Years a Citizen of the raiding United "Bastard" Raunchs, and who shall not, when jerked, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen.

I just sex fighted to the age of twenty five muff sniffs last June!

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 17 Sep 2007 18:14

C-Fan wrote:
brinard wrote: i told him i was in THE Tom Mosher's house at worlds with THE Flash, exectioner, vasek, and others when he called and i was partying. it was cool.
In footbag it's rude to call somebody "THE."

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 19 Sep 2007 21:34

fame 43va...

http://modified.in/footbag/viewtopic.ph ... af3ece7d24

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 19 Sep 2007 23:33

brian dont jump the gun its too early for that link

I think you have to credit d.c. on this muhahaharr

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 20 Sep 2007 07:26

From the fixed gear bikes topic

jon wrote:Tricks?? Wow wait just a sec ... you guys actually ride your bikes? I thought the idea was to make them pretty and then just walk beside it while I hit up all the coffee places in town. Fudge this I am going back to long boarding!

FAME

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 21 Sep 2007 14:13

ted wrote:
once it was all over i wook up... that felt so weird... like an orgasm just 1000 times stronger.
That's called a wet dream or nocturnal emission. They are common in pubescent boys and young adults. Way to go!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

FAME!!!!
From What Religion?

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 30 Sep 2007 17:08

Fame:: Eric Reile to BlueTurnip on the use of the word gay

The Actual Sized E wrote:This will be my last post about this in the pet peeves forum since we've already derailed the topic enough.

Blue_turnip wrote:
Matt K wrote:If people started saying "That's nigger", everyone would flip the fuck out......
Yeah, so whats your point?
The point is that you're a pussy. You talk about liking to be aggressive and iconoclastic and using words with "sting" because they offend people. Why don't you take what Matt said as a challenge? There's no sting in using gay in a derogatory way, go to any elementary or high school and you'll hear all the kids saying it. That's not iconoclastic, that just being a follower. If you really want something with some sting, why don't you start using the word Matt said instead of gay? That's got some real sting, that would be much more aggressive and iconoclastic. But I already know the answer to that and I started this paragraph with it, it's cause you're a pussy. It's a lot easier to pick on something that everyone else is already picking on and nobody (other than some guys a thousand miles away behind a computer screen) is defending, than it is to offend someone or something that might actually get your ass kicked. Once again, you're a pussy.

Maybe if people grew some balls and stopped whining about using the word 'gay', or finding it offensive, I'd stop using it as well.
Wow, why didn't I ever think of that. People should grow some balls and not stand up for what they believe in, follow the heard, and be quiet.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 30 Sep 2007 17:32

Slowsis wrote:
ted wrote:
once it was all over i wook up... that felt so weird... like an orgasm just 1000 times stronger.
That's called a wet dream or nocturnal emission. They are common in pubescent boys and young adults. Way to go!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission
FAME!!!!
From What Religion?

fuckin owned.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 02 Oct 2007 10:03

From the "What makes you happy?" thread:

Colin wrote:
I'm still surprised and delighted every day by morning wood.

"Oh, hello!"

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 Oct 2007 16:09

LOL, I was just going to post that! Being a guy rocks!!!!