HELP!!!!

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 16 Sep 2007 22:10

SlashC wrote:That's practically first base (be sure to always wear gloves)

lol

bainbridgeshred wrote:...broheim...

are u just fuckin around or do you really use that word in washington/theNorthwest/we??

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 19 Sep 2007 05:38

HG wrote:Write a poem about her that really eccentuates her best attributes.

Sneak into her room one night, hide in her closet, and place the poem on her forehead, securing it with a rubberband. When she wakes up, she will read the poem and get the message.

Lol single most gayest thing i've ever heard. I can't tell if its a joke though, but it made me laugh either way.

professor wrote: Dude, if you're not even 15 there's no real reason to go out with a girl. You can't drive, you're not getting married anytime soon, and you still have all of high school to worry about girls. I'd say just be her friend, but let her know you like her.

Sex? most girls that young probs aren't up for casual sex so a relationship is the only way to go.

bringerofpie wrote: I was just about to give that same advice. Although I prefer "whip" to "flop."

Whip sounds like you have a pinner. Flop is like the term used for a large hunk of meat.

wu_ wrote: Laughed so hard tears came out.

Dude your young so you don't have enough experience on this type of thing. Usually you need to get them in a nice conversation and than when it comes to an absolut halt you pop out a question like "Hey have you ever thought of me in a pink dress?" ...If she says no - your in.. If its yes - than you might want to find another girl

No but seriously ...I think hinting it might be a good way... something very obvious but not direct... gonna have to find your own way how to do it. Direct things like "you wanna be my girl" or something like that only works when they are way drunk

He realises he doesn't have experience, thats why he made the post. Hinting is for pussies. Without referring to jeremy's post, being direct is definately more effective. but yeah "you wanna be my girl" is just gay anyway, so pfft.

brainbridgeshred wrote:Great advice.

Though, asking a bunch of people between 15-25 advice on girls isn't goign to apply to your situation. I remember that girls changed a lot in those years as far as what they're looking for. I can understand everyone reading this thread and Alex talking about giving her a poem and whatnot and everyone thinking he's going to fail, but if you're in the 11-12 range fuck it might work broheim. But shit yo Slash gave good advice. Remember though, sometimes girls aren't attracted to their guy friends at the same ratio the guy is attracted ot the girl friend. There are plenty of fish. Don't put all your eggs in one basket broheim, and chances are if she turns you down then sees you with another broad she might have some jealously and start wanting you broheim. i KNOW YOU NOT A PIMP BUT PIMP REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YA!

You speak the truth. But what sort of a fool would wnat to go out with a chick who makes decisions like that on a fucking poem lol.

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 19 Sep 2007 08:17

blue_turnip wrote:He realises he doesn't have experience, thats why he made the post. Hinting is for pussies.

I didn't mean to hint it u fucktard I meant it like "Any experience is good experience, so go out and gain xp"

Brainbridgeshred is probably right too. write her a poem or a letter or whatever and give it to her. Maybe it works maybe not. chances are it might.
But if she thinks shes really way maturer than her age than chances are her mindset is something like "oh look how cute.. I'm too old for that kinda stuff" ..not that actual mature women think that way.. its just a premature way to think when you think your mature Â°_Â°

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 19 Sep 2007 12:14

Two words: "Now, bitch!"

ericksonj · Post by **ericksonj** » 19 Sep 2007 12:50

Don't listen to Henry!

taken from his blog:

HG wrote: i know how to get rid of girls ya'll, easy as 1, 2, pee into her mouth

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 19 Sep 2007 16:30

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 20 Sep 2007 00:58

omg

wu that's like, crazy overanalysis

I do that all the time, overanalyse shit, don't do that, you'll go crazy, specially if it's women. She either likes you or doesn't just go for it.

for shame henry... for shame.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 20 Sep 2007 03:32

I tend to overanalyse things as well. It ends up licking balls. Just go for the straight "root me" approach.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 20 Sep 2007 05:03

I guess if you do decide to tell her how you feel, don't do it while really drunk and peaking on ecstasy. Didn't work out so well for me, but the worst bit is I have no idea what I said, just that it made her cry... We're still friends, we just never talk about that night ever!

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 20 Sep 2007 08:51

you might be right james_dean

best way for me is 2beers+ ...that way i analyse really fast (like 5 secs) and even if i think she doesnt like me i go for it.. if it doesnt work i go for jÃ¤germeister shots.

jeremy wrote:I guess if you do decide to tell her how you feel, don't do it while really drunk and peaking on ecstasy. Didn't work out so well for me, but the worst bit is I have no idea what I said, just that it made her cry... We're still friends, we just never talk about that night ever!

HAHAHA omg dude are u serious... wtf did you say lol ...I can't even speak to people peaking on x ..especially good x ..cant even look a person straight in the eye for that matter.

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 21 Sep 2007 02:55

even if i think she doesnt like me i go for it.. if it doesnt work i go for jÃ¤germeister shots.

totally feel you on that one.

wow jeremy, that bites.... drugs can be a very bad thing sometimes

my girl did that to me last night in reverse, sent me all these bizarre messages while she was trashed and just about broke it off and this morning she had no idea what happened except that it wasn't good...

axelmagic · Post by **axelmagic** » 24 Sep 2007 12:08

WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY SHE SAID YES

I DIDNT WRITE A POEM OR ANYTHING I JUST KIND OF POPPED THE QUESTION WITHOUT THINKING BUT SHE SAID YES

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 24 Sep 2007 14:24

axelmagic wrote:WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY SHE SAID YES

I DIDNT WRITE A POEM OR ANYTHING I JUST KIND OF POPPED THE QUESTION WITHOUT THINKING BUT SHE SAID YES

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You just asked her? Are you stupid? I clearly told you to say, "Now, Bitch!"

monkeybilla · Post by **monkeybilla** » 29 Oct 2007 18:37

lol hope it goes well.