Simpsons quote game

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 08 Oct 2007 18:07

Bart Simpson: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa Simpson: We feel neither highs or lows.
Homer Simpson: ____________________
Lisa Simpson: ______________

Outsider · Post by **Outsider** » 08 Oct 2007 19:05

Bart Simpson: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa Simpson: We feel neither highs or lows.
Homer Simpson: ____________________
Lisa Simpson: ______________

Homer Simpson: Really? Whats it like?
Lisa Simpson: ehh... (shakes her hand a little, indicating neither good nor bad)

Good one Ken. Don't know why, but that one is kind of a favorite of mine. It just seems like an especially clever little joke.

Now I'm just gonna wait for Ken to tell me how totally right I was...

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 08 Oct 2007 20:09

C-Fan wrote:Bart Simpson: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa Simpson: We feel neither highs or lows.
Homer Simpson: ____________________
Lisa Simpson: ______________

either or
neither nor

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 09 Oct 2007 10:24

Jon's got it.

And side note about the grammar: had I transcribed the words myself, I doubt I would have messed it up. But because I'm lazy, I actually just cut and pasted the quote from a wikipedia article, which contained the grammatical error. Whoops.

Outsider · Post by **Outsider** » 09 Oct 2007 12:02

Just a little bit of scenario set-up:

Flanders tries to Baptize Bart, but Homer dives to his rescue;

Bart: "Wow, dad, you just took a Baptismal for me. How do you feel?"

Homer: ________________________________________________

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 09 Oct 2007 12:26

Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

I love this one ..might be difficult

Homer: I like my beers cold and ______________________.

good luck!

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 09 Oct 2007 13:22

I like my beer cold... my TV loud... and my homosexuals flaming.

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 10 Oct 2007 04:57

yes sir thats the one.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 10 Oct 2007 11:27

Frink: Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigiantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe. It's a small frog, just get off, just get off there, just get out of it, get out of it. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the ____________, it's the ______________ Mm-hai.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 10 Oct 2007 13:20

Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator Mm-hai.

Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a ______ with the head of a ______ and the body of a ______.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 10 Oct 2007 15:33

FlexThis wrote:Chief Wiggum: Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary esquilax, a ______ with the head of a ______ and the body of a ______.

the legendary esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

classic!

okay here's a good one:

Chief Wiggum: Excuse me, Mr. Farmer man. I promised my son he could tip over his first cow and- ... Tomacco?
Homer: Yesss, It's the latest craze. Try some won't you?
Cheif Wiggum: ____________________.

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 11 Oct 2007 10:14

Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralphie. The stranger is offering you a treat.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. _____________________.

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 11 Oct 2007 10:26

Homer:Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A magical, wonderful animal.

________________________________

Homer: I am normally notta praying man __________________________.

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 11 Oct 2007 17:27

But if you can hear me, save me Superman!

*I checked the transcript after posting, and mine isn't word for word, but seems close enough. Judges?

Wu_ · Post by **Wu_** » 12 Oct 2007 02:30

but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

i would say close enough

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 12 Oct 2007 06:03

OK then.

Milhouse: "Remember the time Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. _______________? ______________?"

FlexThis · Post by **FlexThis** » 12 Oct 2007 09:43

Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! ___________."

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 12 Oct 2007 10:13

Except for the weasels.

EDIT: just checked the transcript, and again I think I'm close enough.

Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to
Springfield
Ms.Hoover: _____________________

HG · Post by HG » 12 Oct 2007 11:33

god. I know it. Its something like

"It really does cromulate ..." ah i dont know.

brinard · Post by **brinard** » 12 Oct 2007 11:50

i used both cromulent and embiggen in a poem for creative writing class. it was awesome.