Zac Miley
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What do you think of this paper?
Midgets (The Ultimate Peacekeeper)
Indians long, long ago (even before the white man) were very experienced hunters. Rarely did they lose their prey if they ahd it in their sight. Animal after animal fell under the great might of the red-skinned warriors. Their bows were notchede for each kill, and sometimes they had to make new bows just to make room for their ever-expanding tally. One such warrior, Great Zac the Almighty Killer Man, was so experienced in his hunting that he had a supply of over 300 fully-nothced bows above his fireplace. Great Zac the Almighty Killer Man truly was a master of his noble craft.
After a while, many of the animals started feeling abused. While the Indians began to grow fatter and fatter, giving them energy for longer and longer journeys, the animals were beginning to go extinct. Some of the animals started to make councils. Birds, foxes, snakes, bears, rabbits, deer, and moose were all united in their singular effort to try and slow down the Indians' hunting barrage.
At first, the animals tried diplomacy. Some of the animals went into the Indians' camps, raising white flags and letting doves (a symbol for peace) fly above them. The Indians became excited – they thought that the animal were just giving up and letting them eat all of them. Some of the smarter animals (including the foxes and birds) pleaded to the Indians,
“Please, we are going extinct! You hunt too much, please cut back!â€
Midgets (The Ultimate Peacekeeper)
Indians long, long ago (even before the white man) were very experienced hunters. Rarely did they lose their prey if they ahd it in their sight. Animal after animal fell under the great might of the red-skinned warriors. Their bows were notchede for each kill, and sometimes they had to make new bows just to make room for their ever-expanding tally. One such warrior, Great Zac the Almighty Killer Man, was so experienced in his hunting that he had a supply of over 300 fully-nothced bows above his fireplace. Great Zac the Almighty Killer Man truly was a master of his noble craft.
After a while, many of the animals started feeling abused. While the Indians began to grow fatter and fatter, giving them energy for longer and longer journeys, the animals were beginning to go extinct. Some of the animals started to make councils. Birds, foxes, snakes, bears, rabbits, deer, and moose were all united in their singular effort to try and slow down the Indians' hunting barrage.
At first, the animals tried diplomacy. Some of the animals went into the Indians' camps, raising white flags and letting doves (a symbol for peace) fly above them. The Indians became excited – they thought that the animal were just giving up and letting them eat all of them. Some of the smarter animals (including the foxes and birds) pleaded to the Indians,
“Please, we are going extinct! You hunt too much, please cut back!â€
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- Zac Miley
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A on the paper. Meow.
Shitty session.
Drifter>Drifter midstring.
Lots of fun shuffly stuff mixed in with ducking clippers.
My knee is fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
FUCK.
Cody told me to pray to "god" and my knee will magically get better. Kind of made me mad. I really hate evangelists and I hope Cody doesn't turn into one, or we won't be friends.
I'm atheist if you didn't know.
Seriously, what bullshit. God. Pfft.
Shitty session.
Drifter>Drifter midstring.
Lots of fun shuffly stuff mixed in with ducking clippers.
My knee is fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
FUCK.
Cody told me to pray to "god" and my knee will magically get better. Kind of made me mad. I really hate evangelists and I hope Cody doesn't turn into one, or we won't be friends.
I'm atheist if you didn't know.
Seriously, what bullshit. God. Pfft.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
- freestyler4life
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- Zac Miley
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Kansas Jam, February 29th-March 2nd.
Nothing solidified, but everyone is invited. I'm pretty sure this will happen, but don't like. Quote me I guess. That's why there is no thread for it.
There will be prizes and a place to stay for quite a few people. Everyone is welcome.
My knee is WAY fucked up. It hurts to walk. Especially on stairs. My toe even still hurts, I can't kick a soccer ball or I scream.
Nothing solidified, but everyone is invited. I'm pretty sure this will happen, but don't like. Quote me I guess. That's why there is no thread for it.
There will be prizes and a place to stay for quite a few people. Everyone is welcome.
My knee is WAY fucked up. It hurts to walk. Especially on stairs. My toe even still hurts, I can't kick a soccer ball or I scream.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
- Zac Miley
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I lied.
Played footbag today.
Well, I might add. I can't do flip swirls, strong whirls, or flip blenders/dynos
Clean plasma.
Flip Whirls (can't do strong, it hurts)
Practiced osis with my holly bag (it's still rolly, so it makes osis hard)
Figured out a sick 3 I'll prolly enter if my knee is up to it.
If I can get Plasma on camera I'll enter it.
Played footbag today.
Well, I might add. I can't do flip swirls, strong whirls, or flip blenders/dynos
Clean plasma.
Flip Whirls (can't do strong, it hurts)
Practiced osis with my holly bag (it's still rolly, so it makes osis hard)
Figured out a sick 3 I'll prolly enter if my knee is up to it.
If I can get Plasma on camera I'll enter it.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
- Zac Miley
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Hit the sick 3.
My knee feels fine.
Played in my blue lavers (no insoles, way different than quantums).
Played fairly well. Hit blender a lot. Felt pretty easy today. My "strong" is being retarded and refusing to do what I tell it. Grr.
Ducking clippers are fun.
My knee feels fine.
Played in my blue lavers (no insoles, way different than quantums).
Played fairly well. Hit blender a lot. Felt pretty easy today. My "strong" is being retarded and refusing to do what I tell it. Grr.
Ducking clippers are fun.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
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had a couple other sessions last night (in quantums)
Played good.
Footed swifter
Got Far Symple Swirl bs
Drifter (strong)>Swirl>Drifter>Swirly drop
Drifter>Ducking Cliper>Infinity bs. 4 contacts on the rpt
Footed flip flux (have I hit this before?) It was clean.
Played good.
Footed swifter
Got Far Symple Swirl bs
Drifter (strong)>Swirl>Drifter>Swirly drop
Drifter>Ducking Cliper>Infinity bs. 4 contacts on the rpt
Footed flip flux (have I hit this before?) It was clean.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
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