The Truth About Chuck Norris

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Nov 2005 09:35

Steve Blough roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris in the face and Chuck Norris laughed himself to death 9 times in a row.

Zac Jackson · Post by **Zac Jackson** » 25 Nov 2005 17:54

if chuck norris was a footbag , after kicking him around a few times he would sprout legs and round house kick you in the face

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 25 Nov 2005 18:19

All footbags are made from body parts of the fallen enemies of Chuck Norris.

B_Man · Post by **B_Man** » 26 Nov 2005 01:53

Diarrhea? That's not diarrhea. That's Chuck Norris kicking the shit out of you. In the future.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 26 Nov 2005 07:43

B_Man wrote:Diarrhea? That's not diarrhea. That's Chuck Norris kicking the shit out of you. In the future.

lol, I've heard a story about some parents who named their baby girl Diarrhea [probably without knowing what diarrhea actually is...].

This baby girl's better known as Chuck Norris aka Steve Blough.

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Steve Blough once roundhouse kicked himself dead, but in heaven he challenged God to a bloughchi battle which he of course won. God laughed Himself to death despite He's immortal.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 26 Nov 2005 11:06

Chuck Norris>Steve Blough

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 28 Nov 2005 04:52

Man that shit was ridiculously funny, thanks so much!!
Please guys, dont ruin it with adding these footbag ones, IMO you are struggling to keep up, sorry!

carl winslow · Post by **carl winslow** » 29 Nov 2005 09:54

Chuck Norris is so powerfull that he can create a boulder so heavy, that even he cannot lift it. But he still can.

Fuckin Chuck Norris.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 26 Jan 2006 15:52

Check out Young Chuck Norris

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654409/

save.cullen · Post by **save.cullen** » 05 Sep 2006 10:35

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

bluntobj3ct · Post by **bluntobj3ct** » 10 Sep 2006 11:34

EVERYONE KNOWS CHUCK NORRIS'S TEARS CURE CANCER

too bad chuck norris never cries

semiconscious · Post by **semiconscious** » 19 Oct 2007 07:31

when chuck norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris

Alf · Post by **Alf** » 19 Nov 2007 13:19

Chuck ROCKSS!!!!!

But why is he so anti-german?
We're not bad (anymore

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STLshredder · Post by **STLshredder** » 01 Oct 2008 15:07

those "jokes" used to be better before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked them into submission!

moparman · Post by **moparman** » 02 Oct 2008 06:54

Chuck Norris is far overrated. He was all show and tournaments, but if you put him into a real fight, so many people would demolish him. He admitted (while Lee was alive) that he would lose to Lee in a real fight, while after he died he denied the quote.

Lee was a REAL fighter, while Norris was simply a Martial Artist.

Anyway, had to post that, as it drives me insane when these types of topics are posted.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 02 Oct 2008 13:07

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 02 Oct 2008 15:21

I think the more annoying thing about Chuck Norris jokes is that people are telling the same jokes 5 years on. They're funny in the same way "not" jokes are funny when told by people other than Borat.

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The Truth About Chuck Norris

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