one bottle = one model???

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 18 Nov 2007 20:07

here's a question i came across on another forum, and i thought it would be interesting to get a response from the footbag community

We all know that ordering one bottle means you (ok, kells) fucks with one model and more bottles means more models, but my question is regarding the more bottles/more models relationship.

To Wit:

Is it a linear relationship, ie. One additional model for each additional bottle?

Some sort of quadradic relationship where the number models increases increases as a square or even cube of the number of bottles?

I thought it might be an exponential ie. M = e^(B), but that would mean zero bottles gives one model (possible), and one bottle would be 2.718 models, which, in addition to being physically impossible, does not work with the "one bottle/one model" line in the song.

Perhaps a step function which doesn't take off until some bottle threshold is reached. Like 2,3,4,5 bottles means still only one model, but one the 6th bottle is ordered, shit gets crazy.

Any insight on this topic would be appreciated.

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 18 Nov 2007 20:17

Are you talking about the shot sized bottles?

snafu1322 · Post by **snafu1322** » 29 Nov 2007 03:50

I think its a full bottle of Patron.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 29 Nov 2007 06:54

I think the relationship is probably number of models = number of bottles ^number of bottles.

So if you have 1 bottle; that's 1^1 models - or 1 model. 2 bottles = 2^2 models = 4 models. 3 bottles = 3^3 models =27 models.

10 bottles would be 10,000,000,000 models.

mosher · Post by **mosher** » 29 Nov 2007 14:44

What in the FUCK are you guys talking about?

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 29 Nov 2007 15:13

there is no talking going on here,
sombody just shit their brain and
invited everyone else to look at it.

Probably a world record shit too.

HG · Post by HG » 29 Nov 2007 15:31

it must be 100 Courics!

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 29 Nov 2007 15:42

at least !

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 30 Nov 2007 12:51

Jeremy wrote:I think the relationship is probably number of models = number of bottles ^number of bottles.

So if you have 1 bottle; that's 1^1 models - or 1 model. 2 bottles = 2^2 models = 4 models. 3 bottles = 3^3 models =27 models.

10 bottles would be 10,000,000,000 models.

interesting theory, but i can easily get 10 bottles and disprove it. if average bottle service is $300, and we want 10 bottles, that's only $3000. i doubt we could get 10,000,000,000 models with only 10 bottles.

i'm wondering if it's more like a fibonachi sequence.
1 bottle= 1 model
+1 bottle= 2 models
+1 bottle= 3 models
+1 bottle= 5 models
+1 bottle= 8 models
etc...

Benzilla · Post by **Benzilla** » 01 Dec 2007 17:37

wtf is this!!!

Jorden · Post by **Jorden** » 01 Dec 2007 22:09

After enough bottles, the entire room turns into models.

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 01 Dec 2007 22:42

Anyone who pays $300 for "bottle service" is an idiot.

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 02 Dec 2007 07:54

What the fuck are bottles and models!?

snafu1322 · Post by **snafu1322** » 04 Dec 2007 10:47

hacksterbator wrote:
Jeremy wrote:I think the relationship is probably number of models = number of bottles ^number of bottles.

So if you have 1 bottle; that's 1^1 models - or 1 model. 2 bottles = 2^2 models = 4 models. 3 bottles = 3^3 models =27 models.

10 bottles would be 10,000,000,000 models.
interesting theory, but i can easily get 10 bottles and disprove it. if average bottle service is $300, and we want 10 bottles, that's only $3000. i doubt we could get 10,000,000,000 models with only 10 bottles.

i'm wondering if it's more like a fibonachi sequence.
1 bottle= 1 model
+1 bottle= 2 models
+1 bottle= 3 models
+1 bottle= 5 models
+1 bottle= 8 models
etc...

This sounds about right but I think you could get more than 8 models with 5 bottles, but then again it depends on how many models are in the club/spot/place/house/ect. So if you have 5 bottles and there is only one model then you spent way to much on bottles.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 12 Dec 2007 13:26

perhaps there is some type of bottle threshold that must be reached before shit gets crazy...

total bottles = total models
one bottle= 1 model
2 bottles= 2 models
3 bottles= 3 models
threshold....
4 bottles = 10 models
5 bottles = 17 models
etc.

?

Benzilla · Post by **Benzilla** » 22 Dec 2007 19:08

this thread is gonna drive me insane!!

snafu1322 · Post by **snafu1322** » 26 Dec 2007 09:57

Many clubs require at least one bottle per five or six people.

http://www.pleazure-entertainment.com/v ... rvice.html

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 28 Dec 2007 00:11

but not if you are kells. and perhaps that is the missing variable from this equation... all the calculations are useless without the sexual attraction of kells. and really how can that be calculated?

SlashC · Post by **SlashC** » 28 Dec 2007 10:28

If I already have 3 or 4 models does that mean I am entitled to one or more bottles?

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 28 Dec 2007 14:19

well rory, that really throws off my calculations... i just don't know... i just don't know.