Footbag pick up Lines/impressive things to say

zach4th · Post by **zach4th** » 12 Dec 2007 16:04

I don't know about this subject, just throwing it out there.

For example.....

I can juggle with my feet and play the pipe at the same time!

or

My calfs are as tough as cow hide!

?

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 12 Dec 2007 16:12

Pickup line: Your shred shorts are so shiny I can see myself in them. *wink*

get it? "get into your pants" except with shorts...
...would work better for a guy to say it to a girl, but I think it still works.

dyalander · Post by **dyalander** » 12 Dec 2007 17:11

There's so much you can do with soft sacks filled with balls of steel I'm over-loading

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 12 Dec 2007 18:34

When I first met Bruce Dole, it was in NYC and I knew he was a footbagger because he was wearing modded lavers and was stretching. This wasn't at a tournament or anything, so it was very random. I walked right up to him and the first words I said were: "nice shoes. Want to kick?"

zach4th · Post by **zach4th** » 12 Dec 2007 18:37

dyalander wrote:There's so much you can do with soft sacks filled with balls of steel I'm over-loading

thats a good one!

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 12 Dec 2007 23:27

good times!

today we were shredding and there was a REALLY hot girl walking by us and looking and Keven Richie had the bag so hes shredding BOPS and some doubles and points at the girl as she is watching and says this is for you!! it was great!

so just being cool .. yeah that makes footbag cool, but if you are dorky, you make footbag look dorky!!

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 13 Dec 2007 14:19

if i can hit a 9 adder will you sleep with me?

i can hit a 10 add, but it can only be done in bed, wanna come?

those are pickup lines to have sex...unless your some weird footbagger who likes footbag and sex at the same time.

anyway.

kind of a footbag one:

Your looks got me all tied up in a knot, wanna try it with our legs?

gMoney · Post by **gMoney** » 13 Dec 2007 16:18

"Hey baby. I just hit bedwetter

"

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 13 Dec 2007 16:45

That sounds sorta like my go to line. Something about wetting the bed. Ladies love it.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 13 Dec 2007 17:52

That just sounds gross.

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 13 Dec 2007 18:00

Moxie wrote:That just sounds gross.

Then my job is done.

PegLegHolly · Post by **PegLegHolly** » 13 Dec 2007 18:26

your shred shorts look good on you... but they look better on my floor

HG · Post by HG » 13 Dec 2007 19:05

"Whatsup baby, ever heard of footbag?"

"Did you have dumbfucker flakes for breakfast?"

Thats how i envision the conversation of someone trying to pick up a chick with footbag going.

hacksterbator · Post by **hacksterbator** » 13 Dec 2007 19:30

i just tell girls i invented all the trick i hit and that i've won the world championships for the last 8 years in a row (or every year that i've been going to comps and showing my progressive new moves to the public). They seem somewhat impressed, still no success though.

so far i like holly's the best. closely followed by the bedwetter one. Ben Rea, i'm pretty sure you've never used a pick up line before, haha.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 13 Dec 2007 20:44

Do you like swirling shaft clean or sloppy?

Guest_1 · Post by **Guest_1** » 13 Dec 2007 21:06

Not everything is about girls

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 13 Dec 2007 21:55

...........oookk.

"Hi, could you hand massage my big floppy sack."

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 13 Dec 2007 22:59

LOL at Arnie's.

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 14 Dec 2007 02:00

MarvlMan wrote:Not everything is about girls

you're right. cause like, for the girls, it's all about the guys. mostly.

Bringerofpie · Post by **Bringerofpie** » 14 Dec 2007 13:08

MarvlMan wrote:Not everything is about girls

I'm inclined to disagree.