Epic Threads aka Genuine Posting

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Epic Threads aka Genuine Posting

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Yo Guys. I have decided that I want to strive to post only Epic threads... A K a genuine posting!

I was inspired because my last post was the most epic post ever.. Wel not really but it felt EPIC!.. at the time.. LOL But I wont even link to it. You can find it.. if you are cool.. and smart enough. Some of you are too stoned and will give up.. oh wait thats me .. DAMNIT!

Just KIDDING.. EPIC!!

So yeah.. remember to keep the posts epic or at least.. set up some good assists or rally and cheer like little teenage.. GIRLLLSSSSSSS!!

my next thoughts are all off the record
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Post by BainbridgeShred »

TIS THREAD SUX TEH WAAAT
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Post by Zeb Jackson »

epic is one eye,

is drawn out in the other eye

is okay in the other eye

is funny in the other eye

is sad in the other eye

is stupid in the other eye

perspectives are hard to feel over the internet.

(btw. i thought you were trying to quit smoking.)
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Post by Tsiangkun »

How the hell can you make a lame ass thread saying you are going to only post epic threads ?

In a word, "THE!"
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Post by QuantumBalance »

heheheheh!! I think its awesome! And yeah Zeb you got it right on!
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I have an epic story. So I was in the gymnasium at school warming up before the annual dodgeball tournament and some of the jocks were shooting a basketball. Then this kid who is basically the archetypal nerd walks up and asks them to pass the ball (in a high nasally voice, I assure you). He went on to make probably a dozen consecutive baskets.

Epic.
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Post by Blue_turnip »

This is like such a lame thread but at least you used the word 'epic'.
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Post by C-Fan »

QuantumBalance wrote: I was inspired because my last post was the most epic post ever..
Was this the post?
QuantumBalance wrote:I will tell you all a true story. This is NO BULLSHIT so dont fucking ask if it is.

One day long ago I was shredding with Chris Pinkus and ONE OTHER WHO I DONT REMEMBER... damn.. But anyway we were shredding in this really cool expensive business tower.. outside square marble fountain area place.. and we stopped at a quickie mart presesh when we were almost there. So Chris Pinkus and I and +1.. it might have been Malcom? I'm not even sure. So I get water and what not and they get shit then we go to the session. and CHRIS PINKUS HAD PURCHASED EZ CHEEZ

FUCKING EASY CHEESE! He pulls it like nonchalantly out of the plastic bag and takes a fucking swig of it. I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SWIG EZ CHEESE?! Did you?!? So the ENTIRE SESSION Pinkus is doing EZ Cheez Shooters and BUSTING! and We're like trippin out its so crazy. That was back in the day you know.

So anyone the moral of the story and whats what is that you all should REPLACE your water with E Zee CHeaZe

available at a mart de la quickies near you.

ok all epicness aside this was a true story

laterz
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Post by Muffinman »

I think you told me that story back in the day, Sam.
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Post by QuantumBalance »

No sir that was not the one. :)
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