Best footbag quote, find it here.

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which one is the best?

«Naughty Little footbag.»
4
20%
«I wish i was a footbag.»
2
10%
«Food or footbag? I'll have footbag.»
8
40%
«Footbag, to hell with the rest.»
6
30%
 
Total votes: 20

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Asmus wrote:Couldn't help it - I had to touch a bag today.... I think im getting addicted
Taken out of context ;-)
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I can't seem to find the quote but it was something along the lines of,

"You know you've had a great session when your hands hurt"
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I think thats from Ken's blog.
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Yeah it is.

One of my all time favorites is a Jon Schneider quote, I believe it was his signature.

"I'm gonna go out the way I came in: kicking and screaming!"

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Asmus wrote:"69 b2b .. That doesn't work!" Im sure its two persons saying each part but its so hillarious. from Hackrifice 05 video when mr Randall hits the combo.

Yeah right, that was my arch nemesis, Vandall.

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I often use good footbag quotes for my signature. Here are my previous ones that i saved for posterity:



"I asked him if he thought of the first dex as more of a symp whirl or more of a whirl, and he looked at me like I was a moron." - Ken Somolinos

“I woke up this morning with a big urge to hit symposium whirr and actually spent about 5 minutes practicing the action without the bag until I thought I had it down - then got a bag and had 3 attempts all of which ended with me lieing on the ground.” – Jeremy Owheel


"...nothing comes easily, unless you are Ryan Mulroney, who looked me in the eye and said, 'everything sorta came naturally to me.'" - Dan Ednie

“To their suprise I knew this meant extreme hack and much fun ensued, although they weren't very extreme...” - Dyalan Govender

"Fighting the system" is definitely not the solution - you'll achieve nothing except wasting time you could be spending playing footbag. – Jeremy O’Wheel

“Catching the bag on the back or neck is roughly as difficult as sitting on a couch and not falling off.” - Tsiangkun

After how long did the game started to flow?
“After three months. Vojta started to be scared of me.” – Vasek Klouda

“Vasek isn`t God. He just does a good impression.” – Ken Somolinos

“’They smell bad, but if you put on these shoes, you can hit any trick in the world,’ Vasek solemnly informs me.” – Ken Somolinos
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Post by janis »

Nice quotes, I don't get what the first one is refering to though.
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I think he was referring to Whirr, or some kind of barraging trick, and the person looking at him like he was a 'moron' was like, Jorden or Brad Nelson or someone, if i remember...
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Post by Faco »

I think it was Jorden. And that symp.Whirl idea sounded smart to me :roll:
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Post by mc »

ville wrote:"Gravity always wins" -Kenny Shults
but the margin of victory keeps getting smaller - s jani

I was just thinking of that quote the other day. I also had a great one by Mike Anello that I posted in hall of fame (during the brief period where it was the hall of FLAME)... let's see if I can find it...
Mike Anello wrote:As for footbag being more than just exercise to me, that is most definitely true. Footbag is a lifestyle to me. I consider it necessary for me to do. It cleanses my body, mind, and spirit. It is a form of meditation. I get lost when I footbag. When I footbag I don't think about the things in life that bring me stress, only the things in life that bring me joy, like footbag itself, the people in and around footbag, the friends I have met through footbag, and the strength and control of my body I have gained through footbag.
so, yeah, I agree with Jeremy... Good topic, but maybe some higher quality poll options are in order ;) keep kickin, ben.
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Post by Sporatical_Distractions »

Lots of good quotes in the hall of fame/shame topic
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Asmus wrote:"69 b2b .. That doesn't work!" Im sure its two persons saying each part but its so hillarious. from Hackrifice 05 video when mr Randall hits the combo.
it's mr. Vandall,

my favorite by far is "That was clean enough to be thin" -Andrew Welgarz
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janiwalker??
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no, that's a barraging dyno.
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Post by footjam_heger »

we should gather quotes and build up a long list. that would be cool.
you never know...
I kinda like these quotes and I'm sure there are tons of it.

(isn't there another referring to gravity? not kenny's one)
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Post by footjam_heger »

oh and I agree: the beginning of this topic is awful. especially the suggestions of ben :) though due to him the topic started.
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Post by JeffRichards »

lol, ya ben your quotes slacked a bit but now we get to see some new ones!

I have a couple that stood out in my mind

1. Elevator packed with footbaggers at Chicago NYJ 05 gives warning beeps of too much weight and Reile says, "It senses footbag skill!"

2. Johnny Suderman "America not using the metric system is like saying a footbag trick in jobs notation." (not word for word but close)

Keep em' commin!
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Post by EoghanMcDowell »

Well i was demonstrating a trick for a couple non footbag friends in pants with shred shorts underneath. After hitting the trick i said with the utmost seriousness "I could take my pants off and show you more..." Had no idea how bad it sounded till after i had said it. Oh well, life as a footbagger :roll:
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"i like my bags like i like my women, big and floppy" --henry g
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