Fantasies- Footbag vs sexual, which is best

[Aaron Shepard]

Footbag Fantasy vs Sex Fantasy Poll

I am posting because I am having an unconscious, self conflict of interest plaguing my thoughts at night. I used to put myself to sleep by thinking about how great one of these things could be, but now, as a mature 27 year old, I worry, which one, which one? I think I fantasize about footbag and women equally. What is my problem? Do I have one?

So I am wondering, is this normal for a male footbag player? Are other footbag players having the same problem, or am I thinking about footbag too much? Before you answer, take a look at what a typical daydream consists of, for me, for each, and then tell me, what do you think is better, ok? Also, please keep in mind, I do not mean any disrespect to woman. I have nothing but admiration at all the amazing things women contribute to this world. Especially the ones who play footbag.

Fantasy One - The girl of my dreams.

I am on a weekend holiday for a work conference, let's say in Las Vegas. I have a meeting on Friday morning, and then I have the rest of the weekend off to go have fun and party. Little do I know that the girl of my dreams is just kicking it with some of her friends on a weekend vacation.

I roll through a casino on Friday afternoon, and the most beautiful girl I have ever seen is having troubles keeping her eyes off of me. I pretend to be interested in a slot machine next to her and put some money in. I play it and I win $5,000 right of the bat! She says, "wow! this must be your lucky day!" while eye fu*king the sh*t out of me. I say, "hillz yah!" and "I just wish I had somebody to enjoy all this extra cash with! I think a nice massage would hit the spot!"

Then she says, "that sounds tight! you can bring me you hot stud." I say, "let's do this!"

She gets so relaxed from her massage she says she needs someplace to lie down and take a nap since her friends are all partying and going nuts. I say, "me too, I'll get a nice penthouse suite with a hot tub and some brewskies, you can join me if you want." And she's all like, "boo-yaa sucka! It's on now!"

We go to a sweet ass room with a view, lie down, and I woo her with sexy stories of me hitting super duper fly to mobius, giving her tantalizing visions of me in soccer shorts, with my super buff ass calves, which resemble iron pistons on a mack truck. She is soon drolling and biting her bottom lip, and then, when she can't stand it any longer, screams, "I need you now and forever! Take me, take me!"

I have to be a gentleman and not talk about my endeavors any longer, but we basically screw like filthy animals for the next three days until we are too weary to move. We don't eat or go outside, just romping all weekend long. It rules. Furniture is broken, neighbors complaining, ambulances paying regular visits to check everything is ok, all that. When the weekend is over, she says she is in love and wants to stay with me for the rest of her sex craving life and will do anything for my love. I tell her, "ya lets get married, I don't give a f***!" And so like ya, it's all good and stuff. We have numerous weekends similar to this one, and it is pretty nice.

End of fantasy one. Sounds pretty good right? Feel free to make any small adjustments that you may need to, but keep in mind, the question is sex fantasy vs footbag fantasy. It can be your sexual fantasy, that is fine. Now let's take a look at a typical footbag fantasy for me.

Fantasy Two - The footbag crushing.

I just got to Prague and I am pumped up and ready to go. I have been practicing 5 hours a day for an entire year secretly, and I have all sorts of weapons up my sleave. I am basically going on 5 minute strings without getting tired, and am racking up adds at an unprecedented rate. I can easily hit 7 and 8 add moves in consecutive tricks. My style is so smooth and sweet and I am having fun doing it. I am a unique technical machine.

I go to the tournament, and there is a circle. In this circle exists, four guys: Vasek Klouda, Jim Penski, Jordan Moir, and Felix Zenger. They are all battling it out and people are watching and everybody is going nuts. Kickers are just sitting around the circle watching and it is sick.

I come walking in and they are not really wanting me to join in, but I say, "just give me one try brothers." They kind of smirk to each other and say "have at it rookie."

I get the bag, and I hit 30 five adds in a row utilizing whirls, blenders, double downs, torques, drifters and swirls, ending with a nice little pass to the champ. Dumbfounded and amazed, the champ tosses the bag back in disbelief. I stall the bag on my toe and untiringly hit alpine your mom - alpine montage rake - fairie swirling spinning nemesis. People are throwing up and pissing their pants on the sidelines. Vasek looks bewildered for a moment, and then just walks off and goes to the bar for some beers. Jim is stunned and saying, "that just happened!" Jordan is like, "man, sh*t, that ain't real, do you have a life at all? I am so out of here." Felix is saying something in Finnish that you can't understand, but it sounds like he is saying some bad words about you in-between spitting on the ground at your feet.

The rest of the world is enthralled at your brilliance. They start chanting your name aloud and nominate you the new emperor of footbag. The Czechs construct a beautiful statue of you in the center of the city entitled, "Our New God" and the world designates it as a new historical monument. You are given sponsorship and you go on to win 7 footbag world championships in a row. You then declare the sport an Olympic event, but unrestricted to the rules of the Olympic committee, thus making it the biggest party sport of talent and beauty of all sports. Your name will live forever in the hearts of the footbag community. You are a star.

End of fantasy two.

So basically, this is what I daydream about. Sometimes one more then the other. But which one is the one that I should think about more? Help, I need to get back on track to normalcy.

Thanks for reading this long ass crap. Don't forget to rock the vote!

[bdams19]

alpine montage rake?

[dp]

Hahaha.

Both are good fantasies.

I don't really daydream much.

[Aaron Shepard]

I guess I messed up the polling criteria. It is the first poll I have made, so let's make 15-20 years old say sex fantasy. 20-25 the footbag fantasy. Ignore the other two options. Sorry bout that.

[Zac Miley]

Well, the sexual fantasy happens every day for me so I pick the footbag one.

[slapdash21]

yeah like what if your real life is already like both of those combined?










i think its just a testament to how awesome footbag is considering its the only thing that has fantasies that rival sexual ones for guys...

[PegLegHolly]

both...






ps. how are the sea turtles?

[Jeremy]

If images of mild sexual nature are prohibited on the forum, why is talking about sex allowed? Think of the non existent children who post on this forum

(what I'm saying is the rules about posting images should be consistent with the rules about posting text).

[QuantumBalance]

jeremy ure a prick

--

dude this storay was so good.

I feel like you post the way I do, sort of pointless but entertaining. I really like it. I like how the poll is fucked up too, its like you are asking what age of mate we fatansize about.. thats how im gonna vote!!

damnit no 0-14 group?

i kid.. oh lol no pun intended

[Jeremy]

Sam you misunderstand me. Although I always toed the "party line" as a moderator, I have always opposed censorship on this forum (except in very specific cases). Certainly considering the age of people on this forum, I don't see any reason why pictures where you can see people's genitals should be banned, regardless of the content of the image.

[JSACK]

the fairy swirling spinning nemesis, to everyone shitting their pants was probably the funniest thing ive ever read


i put my self to sleep with a footbag fantasy... and wake up with a hardon which moves into a female fantasy.

[qphox]

Jorden is OOC in your story.

[RawSko]

I think of footbag alot.

but...