Hall of Fame/Shame!

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » 26 Nov 2007 22:15

From Jorden's Journal:

mahhkohh wrote:hey jorden,

i hope your "to-do-list" includes me

cheer up buddy!

(>^_^(>0_0)> ?????

Oh Marco, what ever do you mean?

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 30 Nov 2007 08:52

From my blog:

CIC flurry wrote:I wish you to see the hills of titties and the valley of snatchdom in your travels.

Lo, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of snatchola...

ObArA'BaRs · Post by **ObArA'BaRs** » 12 Dec 2007 15:55

NYJ thread.:

crazylegs32 wrote:The best way from the airport is to take the elevated train downtown. Its high off the ground and comes within inches of the buildings as it wobbles down the tracks. Its guaranteed to scare and entertain on your first ride- if you get raped or mugged on it, even more excitement.

CIC flurry wrote:Update

Northeast making a presence
Dat's coming! + arrival time
Jon's planning to board the el trains and scare or rape people.

This made me laugh so hard the first time I read it.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 14 Dec 2007 01:03

From Kicking Circle: William Shatner

Tsiangkun wrote:william, shatner, is, a, great name, for, a, fish, .

Not sure if anyone noticed it in that thread.

james_dean · Post by **james_dean** » 14 Dec 2007 01:20

oh, I noticed. prizops to tsiangkun

jrstubs · Post by **jrstubs** » 14 Dec 2007 06:39

Pengu's avatar - its radical

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 30 Dec 2007 09:46

Man this thing is dying! Are people not being as funny lately???

HG wrote:

The world's fattest contortionist = my uncle

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 08 Jan 2008 09:49

acxel22 wrote:how many of you guys got sick this year
I'm sick once again after NYJ

Frank_Sinatra wrote:
Colin wrote:
Frank_Sinatra wrote:I did. Sore throat & runny nose.
Take that, gracious host! (I licked your spoons)
Joke's on you!

Tsiangkun · Post by **Tsiangkun** » 11 Jan 2008 12:38

Epic Failure !
http://modified.in/footbag/viewtopic.php?t=17907

gMoney · Post by **gMoney** » 12 Jan 2008 14:49

Matt Cross wrote:I see what you're doing, cale. how many can you do with plants in between?

EoghanMcDowell wrote:uhhh, my names not Cale...

I lol'd.

sniikeri · Post by **sniikeri** » 13 Jan 2008 01:23

Jimpenske wrote:Today I hit 64 frigid same osis with plants.

That was just mean, but made me laugh.

jay7 · Post by **jay7** » 20 Jan 2008 11:50

The entire thread this was from is fictional, but this part of the fantasy was particularily humorous.

Mr. Aaron Shepard.

We go to a sweet ass room with a view, lie down, and I woo her with sexy stories of me hitting super duper fly to mobius, giving her tantalizing visions of me in soccer shorts, with my super buff ass calves, which resemble iron pistons on a mack truck. She is soon drolling and biting her bottom lip, and then, when she can't stand it any longer, screams, "I need you now and forever! Take me, take me!"

I have to be a gentleman and not talk about my endeavors any longer, but we basically screw like filthy animals for the next three days until we are too weary to move.

Pengu · Post by **Pengu** » 26 Jan 2008 18:12

I'm going to requote this one in response to Jay's induction. They deserve to be on the same page.

In "Sex and Shred"

Aaron Shepard wrote:One time, about a year and a half ago, I got romped hard by a really hot girl, I think she was a stripper, and then the next morning I hit mobius for the first time. That was the only time I've ever hit mobius too. Oh, how I wish she would return my calls. I really need that trick.

Aaron, aren't you being a little too obvious about what you think about all day long?

DTank126 · Post by **DTank126** » 27 Jan 2008 00:17

Cassy wrote

I also recently hit my second five add: gybas

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 27 Jan 2008 11:26

qphox wrote:

Fame.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 27 Jan 2008 18:47

Maraxus wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Looks like the back muscles on your right side are bigger than on the left.
They're still bigger then yours.

fame.

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 01 Feb 2008 08:41

Jeremy wrote:
Maraxus wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Looks like the back muscles on your right side are bigger than on the left.
They're still bigger then yours.
You know what steroids do to the rest of your body though. I'm still bigger where it counts...

KABLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ULTRA-FAME!

Jeremy FTW!

Anz · Post by **Anz** » 01 Feb 2008 13:50

From Ken's footblog:

HG wrote:20 minutes of shred just so i can ruin your pattern

I laughed out loud

(If you don't get this, then check out the "Try this" thread in General footbag)

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 11 Feb 2008 15:05

haha I can't believe no one has posted this yet, I almost peed a little on this one:

HG wrote:

so PF decided to change designs completely, the material is a bit slippery (it kind of feels like a mirror on your foot) and the toe isn't the greatest (but its a huge improvement over Q 02!). However, the best change they made is built in speakers you can hook your MP3 player up to. It works pretty well, but the cord gets tangled when you spin.

I recommend them, especially for the price (130 euros). Thanks PlanetFootbag!

Also, notice they changed the tongue from saying Quantum to the new popular move, Dada curve.

GOLD

BenRea · Post by **BenRea** » 13 Feb 2008 11:44

QuantumBalance wrote:
Nice PACKAGE!

Shame

(from the, "worst body builder", thread)