What is YOUR key, to getting women?

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JSACK wrote:like yea any random girl will like u for who u r hopefully, but if u wanna pounce on that stallion, u cant just say here is me, theyll b like cool
Dictionary.com wrote:Results for: Stallion:
An uncastrated adult male horse, esp. one used for breeding.
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JSACK wrote:yo im talking about getting a girl that you think is OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

like yea any random girl will like u for who u r hopefully, but if u wanna pounce on that stallion, u cant just say here is me, theyll b like cool

u gotta seek it out and FIGHT
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I just need to be the first to interject that a stallion is, in fact, a male horse, possibly uncasterated, and also used for breeding.
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Stallion; Fine ass women, with sweet boobs and nice butt, usualy wanting to be pounced on.

maybe i used a different dictionary??
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:lol:

james, every post you make is worth being in the hall of fame/shame. :lol:
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JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show



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ObArA'BaRs wrote::lol:

james, every post you make is worth being in the hall of fame/shame. :lol:
I cant wait to ride all those wild stallion in florida.

I heard they nuck if you buck. :wink:
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JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show



Keep footbag'n till yo skins saggin.......
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ObArA'BaRs wrote:
ObArA'BaRs wrote::lol:

james, every post you make is worth being in the hall of fame/shame. :lol:
I cant wait to ride all those wild stallion in florida.

I heard they nuck if you buck. :wink:
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Post by JSACK »

everyone, doesnt matter what ur key is

me and obaras are shredding with friends in florida for spring break, and u know the STALLION's will be a flocking

and yes they do nuck if u buck


P.S.

im into dudes neway so idk why we started this thread. . . ?
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My key to girls is my key to the Lambo..
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you wrote:im into dudes neway so idk why we started this thread. . . ?
your profile wrote:Interests: footbag, bodybuilding, women, sports, partying...livin the DREAM
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we didn't start this thread, you did.
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also i think its very easy to get girls WITH HERPES on vacation or at a new party
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O right!

i forgot SOME modifieders do have sticks, lavers, footbags.. jammed up there ass

and don't catch sarcasm

obviously im not gay

obaras u got my bak [Language please - KingMonkey]
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I think this thread is almost on the same level as this thread:
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Post by ObArA'BaRs »

:lol:
Im 20
JSACK wrote: wrote:alright well me and obara'bars, shredded our dicks off, since we are both in high school, obviously there is some sort of talent show



Keep footbag'n till yo skins saggin.......
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good one g money

idk if ur a girl or a guy

but u prolyl dont get girls, if u come into some thread that most people are enjoying and bash it

COOL
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Jeremy wrote:Don't play games, just be yourself.
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Bash it? I'm just playing around. I think this thread's hilarious.
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QuantumBalance wrote:Regardless of whether you have a key to get girls or not, there are many different types of girls you could "get". And not every key would get the same type of girl.
lol, skeleton keys exist :)
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and oh yeah,

this thread is hilarious
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