This probably some of the most insightful, spot-on true and hilarious social commentary I have ever seen. I'm too busy laughing to be insulted. A few excerpts:
SWPL on snowboarding wrote:If one would like to meet a lot of white people, one of your best bets would be to go on a Snowboarding trip. Snowboarding is the practice of skiing sideways on one ski. White people love snowboarding as opposed to basketball or football because there is a sense that it is an alternative sport outside of the mainstream
SWPL on Vegetarianism/Vegaism wrote:As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives them a sweet way to feel superior to others
SWPL on indie music wrote:A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever!
Enjoy and feel free to add your favorite excerpts/quotes (white people love to quote stuff, it allows them to express themselves without saying or thinking anything original. The especially love to quote Star Wars, Family Guy and The Simpsons)SWPL on Toyota Priuses wrote:The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon... So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment. It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment! Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!
