How to pass a UA

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 19 May 2008 14:33

Well, I have to pass a piss test here in a couple of weeks and I've been pretty high on the pipe as of late and I need a few tips on how to pass it. I know for sure I've got at least a week. I can't really buy anything because I'm broke, so is the old water trick the only thing that I can do? Last time I had one, I drank a shitload of water, but on the rapid test it still came positive for THC, but the same test that went to the lab came back diluted. Any help would be good because I don't want to end up in Craig, CO and fail the UA without a way back up to Montana.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 19 May 2008 15:53

Asking Google works better than asking on a non-drug forum.

http://www.angelfire.com/clone2/darkcor ... etest.html

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 19 May 2008 23:03

god this forum is such a fruit basket. drink lots of cold water and cranberry juice man. and a lot of exertion/sweating won't hurt either, so play a lot of hacky sack!

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 20 May 2008 07:22

Sam...

No offense, but learn self-control. If you know you're going to take a UA, why not lay off the ol pipe for a little while?

edit: No rudeness to be implied by that post

bdams19 · Post by **bdams19** » 20 May 2008 11:44

agree with kevin. but www.neonjoint.com if you're interested in learning some facts about it.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 21 May 2008 20:10

Exercise a lot - THC or whatever they test for stays in your fat. Drink lots of water, maybe tea too as it's an antioxidant. Stop smoking till after your test. Good luck bud!

Blackend · Post by **Blackend** » 23 May 2008 04:57

Sporatical_Distractions wrote:Sam...

No offense, but learn self-control. If you know you're going to take a UA, why not lay off the ol pipe for a little while?

edit: No rudeness to be implied by that post

Kevin: I didn't know I had to piss until I posted the message...damn you and your condescendence...

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 27 May 2008 23:38

Blackend wrote:
Sporatical_Distractions wrote:Sam...

No offense, but learn self-control. If you know you're going to take a UA, why not lay off the ol pipe for a little while?

edit: No rudeness to be implied by that post
Kevin: I didn't know I had to piss until I posted the message...damn you and your condescendence...

Simple solution: Don't smoke. Is life really so stressful that you need to smoke up to make it through the day? Sad, really.

JeffRichards · Post by **JeffRichards** » 01 Jun 2008 19:37

Switch Kicker wrote: Simple solution: Don't smoke. Is life really so stressful that you need to smoke up to make it through the day? Sad, really.

Chill out....

Water dilution is the route to go

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 02 Jun 2008 02:14

JeffRichards wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote: Simple solution: Don't smoke. Is life really so stressful that you need to smoke up to make it through the day? Sad, really.
Chill out....

Water dilution is the route to go

<.<

Was I freaking out?

Laroche · Post by **Laroche** » 02 Jun 2008 06:09

He wasn't asking for your opinion/advice on his life, he was asking about how to pass a UA test.

brian relly · Post by **brian relly** » 02 Jun 2008 07:30

a kid i work with just got a sweet job with the city doing construction (starting him at ~$18/hour). He had to take a UA so he just picked up some generic detox concoction at the gas station. He even smoked before he went to take the test and it came out crystal clear. Maybe it works better for us skinny folks

Switch Kicker · Post by **Switch Kicker** » 02 Jun 2008 23:59

Laroche wrote:He wasn't asking for your opinion/advice on his life, he was asking about how to pass a UA test.

And I told him how. Don't smoke pot.

If you don't smoke pot, guess what... You won't fail a UA. Ever.

Quite a good number of problems solved.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 03 Jun 2008 11:33

vWeed stays in your system for a month approx, so simply not smoking asuming the UA is sooner than 30 ways is actually a really stupid way to try and pass UA.

How did I pas my UA? I microwaved a cup of my friends piss, put it in a flask, microwaved the flask, taped it to my leg (Singing of hair indeed) walked into the little bathroom bow legged as hell, cut the tape off for expediency, put the piss in the cup, poured some in the toilet for the tinkle sound, and then walked out with my friends piss in the cup, where I then chatted up the lady outside about how I wanted to go to school to become a Phembologist (Essentially the UA ladies job title).

Granted itâ€™s a lot easier just to get one of those drinks (Though you have to be sure to follow the instructions to a T) but in my situation they kind of surprised me when they called my phone at the casino and told me theyâ€™d need my piss by tomorrow.

bigdirtyfoot · Post by **bigdirtyfoot** » 03 Jun 2008 19:13

Switch Kicker wrote:If you don't smoke pot, guess what... You won't fail a UA. Ever.

What about false positives?

crazylegs32 · Post by **crazylegs32** » 05 Jul 2008 22:02

correct- no test is 100%, some people walk in after doing a line of coke and pass a test to fly a plane. Others walk in clean and lose their job. Yay drug testing

BTW- why dont all politicians have mandatory testing yet athletes and minimum wage workers need a test?

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 06 Jul 2008 10:46

Go to GNC or any nutrition store and get this drink I forget the name but they have it in grape or strawberry. It looks like koolaid kinda. Anyway, you can ask them for 'cleansing drink' (detox drink?) or whatever and they'll give it to ya. Follow the instructions verbatim and you're golden.

Just a quick heads up, the instructions are like drink a gallon of water and the drink between 1 and 3 hours before the test. Somethin like that, but you have to do it the way it says or it won't work. Good luck.

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Jul 2008 13:16

Bainbridge: That's a pretty good method, but sometimes the observing officer stands right behind you making it super awkward if you're trying to sneak one passed them. If caught could you be charged with obstruction? just a random thought I had.

BainbridgeShred · Post by **BainbridgeShred** » 07 Jul 2008 15:13

Did I not say, Sir, that the easier method is to buy a drink for 30 dollars and follow the directions? And observing officer? If it is for anything besides probation/drug court then they wouldn't have anyone in the room, and even seldomly in those circumstances. Trust me good Sir, I've been through all this so it isn't like it's some random thought I had, Sir.

shaggster · Post by **shaggster** » 21 Jul 2008 06:55

Laroche wrote:He wasn't asking for your opinion/advice on his life, he was asking about how to pass a UA test.

exactly, it's just a plant misclassified as a horrible killer. people just need to get over the 30's and reefer madness and embrace this wonderful herb.