Is sex really as good as you initially think?

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Danny Petrick wrote:Shit, he's so smart he's able to use circular reasoning to defend his points!

That's smart!
I also lol'd.
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for all the people who keep hatin on me and think im like an idiot, i bet im the most intelligent person in this thread, u guys just cant take a joke

and by intelligent i dont mean my opinion.
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JSUCK: Intelligent people definitely talk about "shredding their dicks off" and "fleshing the woman" before "jizzing"
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Sporatical_Distractions wrote:JSUCK: Intelligent people definitely talk about "shredding their dicks off" and "fleshing the woman" before "jizzing"

oh lawl
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anyone have condom recommendations? i mean putting a balloon on my penis is bad enough the thing doesnt have to be the driest piece of rubber ive ever seen.

and has anyone tried ribbed for her pleasure condoms? cause if they work, im gonna buy some and turn that shit inside out. Ribbed for my pleasure biatch.
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trojans... and only trojans... It's the only brand that hasn't broken on me.

Get the purple box "her pleasure" "spermicidal" ones. They're nice and simple... at least they're my favorite... All those "fancy" ribbed ones suck... There's not enough of it to even make a difference. I've used them once or twice, she always told me it didn't seem any different.

But seriously... once we had to go into planned parenthood for a "day after" pill, because a condom broke during a cautious time of the month, and they always give you like.. 20 fuckin' free condoms, and they vary between 3 different brands. All 3 of those brands have broke on me, and the one that broke during the cautious time of the month was a Durex that she had at the time... Never once had a trojan break on me.
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ya def planned parent hood suckss; i only had to do that once when a condom broke and my ex-gf tested positive on 2 separate pregnancy tests when it turns out she actually took her friends birth control without telling anyone and forgot (................really????) which caused the false positives. The only reason why i ask is cause i used to always get the trojan enz spermicidal lubricant blue box ones but recently ive been using them and they always get so dry after five or ten minutes its like putting on a balloon and trying to go at it despite how ready she is.
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bdams19 wrote:ya def planned parent hood suckss; i only had to do that once when a condom broke and my ex-gf tested positive on 2 separate pregnancy tests when it turns out she actually took her friends birth control without telling anyone and forgot (................really????) which caused the false positives. The only reason why i ask is cause i used to always get the trojan enz spermicidal lubricant blue box ones but recently ive been using them and they always get so dry after five or ten minutes its like putting on a balloon and trying to go at it despite how ready she is.
Then maybe she's not actually "ready"... lol.
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Talk to your lady about them as well. Some girls react negtively (burning) to spermicides and ribs can sometimes cause discomfort instead of pleasure. Lifestyles brand can also irritate females which are usually handed out at planned parenthood locations.
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Switch Kicker wrote:
bdams19 wrote:ya def planned parent hood suckss; i only had to do that once when a condom broke and my ex-gf tested positive on 2 separate pregnancy tests when it turns out she actually took her friends birth control without telling anyone and forgot (................really????) which caused the false positives. The only reason why i ask is cause i used to always get the trojan enz spermicidal lubricant blue box ones but recently ive been using them and they always get so dry after five or ten minutes its like putting on a balloon and trying to go at it despite how ready she is.
Then maybe she's not actually "ready"... lol.
i see what you did there
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bdams19 wrote:
Switch Kicker wrote:
bdams19 wrote:ya def planned parent hood suckss; i only had to do that once when a condom broke and my ex-gf tested positive on 2 separate pregnancy tests when it turns out she actually took her friends birth control without telling anyone and forgot (................really????) which caused the false positives. The only reason why i ask is cause i used to always get the trojan enz spermicidal lubricant blue box ones but recently ive been using them and they always get so dry after five or ten minutes its like putting on a balloon and trying to go at it despite how ready she is.
Then maybe she's not actually "ready"... lol.
i see what you did there
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haha dont worry about me, i like to spoil my woman :lol:

moving to nyc tomorrow! my rent just doubled! 8O
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