How To Stay In Shape For Footbagging

DJ · Post by DJ » 07 Aug 2008 10:15

The following post will show you MY way of warming up/keeping in shape for footbag

FIRST, I wake up

SECOND, walk down my stairs over and over for about 17 minutes

THIRD, eat three bowls of Wheaties, but only if a baseball player is on the cover of the box (This is vital)

FOURTH, I boil some water and light candles

FIFTH, start practicing inside stalls while listening to Young Turks by Rod Stewart

SIXTH, put hands and feet in boiling water

SEVENTH, cry for a little while due to pain

EIGTH, practice montage without shoes and blindfolded

NINTH, spin around twice

TENTH, go back to sleep

Follow that daily routine and you will be in footbag shape forever

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 07 Aug 2008 14:17

rediculous.

DJ · Post by DJ » 08 Aug 2008 20:43

I do what I can

Benjaminzors · Post by **Benjaminzors** » 14 Aug 2008 06:53

Tutorial vid plz.

DJ · Post by DJ » 14 Aug 2008 10:05

Some day, Ben

Some day

Grade Zero · Post by **Grade Zero** » 01 Sep 2008 21:37

I lol'd.

Okay, not really.

DJ · Post by DJ » 07 Sep 2008 12:28

Your mom slept in my bed last night

Drew · Post by **Drew** » 11 Sep 2008 17:54

so wait- what makes you 'in shape' for footbag? Like, anybody?

Eric.K · Post by **Eric.K** » 11 Sep 2008 18:51

SECOND, walk down my stairs over and over for about 17 minutes

so what u have here is an escalator?

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 12 Sep 2008 09:44

[Moved for obvious reasons - King Monkey]