Types of Suicide

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 08 Nov 2008 04:32

1 something horrible is happening eg end of the world, zombies attacking. mushroom cloud in the distance, fed raiding your house, you dont want to go out like that because... ? its too scary, or too painful. so u shoot yourself in the head to avoid whats commin..

2 you arent happy with your life.. depressed. lack of ability to create your own happiness, keep blaming circumstances for not allowing you the chances.. you decide to end it all and jump off a building.. splat

3 you are an ancient samurai who has a strong sense of honor.. death before dishonor and ill tell you what else. something happens and to save honor or your families honor you kneel in front of pertinant witnesses and gut yourself.. wow that was courageous and took strong will power

4 similar to two, something devestation happens to you, rape, or loss of family, or haha stock market crash.. and you can not recover.. OD on pills or jump out of sky rise

5 you come to believe that all life is sacred, but that modern civilization thrives on death, you start doing lots of hallucinagins and researching all philosphy and knowledge, conspiracy theory and mainstream media, history present and future, every bit of knowledge falling into place until you realize that life is really birth and death is life.. you fast on culture and and food, going through phases of reversion and rebelief.. you mentally awake and relapse into sleep.. until one day you ... ?

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 08 Nov 2008 13:57

6. You can't deal with the amount of wankers on modified and jump out the window.

gMoney · Post by **gMoney** » 08 Nov 2008 20:15

7. 70 virgins await if you blow yourself up in the name of Allah.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 09 Nov 2008 00:54

BRILLIANT!... could almost be combined with #5!

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 10 Nov 2008 22:38

8. Always talking shit on modified and then having no friends at tournaments... wait.. DAMNIT@!

dyalander · Post by **dyalander** » 26 Nov 2008 21:15

moved to Kicking Circle - dyalander

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 27 Nov 2008 21:44

dyalander wrote:moved to Kicking Circle - dyalander

Lol why?

I swear I'll never understand the moderators in this place. It's like the exact opposite of every other forum I surf now. BIZARRE!

(And before anyone goes there, NO I'm not talking about 4Chan haha)

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 27 Nov 2008 21:59

I would have thought that was pretty obvious. This is neither a serious topic nor is the discussion serious. Therefore it clearly doesn't belong in a subforum for "serious discussion."

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 28 Nov 2008 03:35

I dont mind this topic here but for the record I wasnt making a joke. I thought I would examine different types of suicidal motivators.

shredzilla · Post by **shredzilla** » 29 Nov 2008 01:02

Jeremy wrote:I would have thought that was pretty obvious. This is neither a serious topic nor is the discussion serious. Therefore it clearly doesn't belong in a subforum for "serious discussion."

It's bullshit, and you're bullshit. lol.

Chase · Post by **Chase** » 29 Nov 2008 07:59

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCXmYMPEAlc[/youtube]

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 29 Nov 2008 16:03

If that had been real, that dude would have had balls.. !!

Holy crap. I tried to imagine doing that.. but ... at this point I couldnt . Too scary!

Maybe one day I would have the courage nesc. But, I dunno.