random story topic

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 01 Dec 2008 15:03

so you all remember ashley right? my ex girlfriend now. so when i get back from costa rica i hear all these rumors about me. one of them is that i nailed 30 girls in the back of my car.

whos proud of me?! i guess i railed 30 girls in the back of my car without even knowing it!

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » 02 Dec 2008 00:34

This seems like the sort of stuff you should talk to friends about on AIM or through PM's. You said you had trouble with people from school finding your blog and reading posts on Modified and talking about your business, but then you posted this?

Rumors suck, but I doubt that anyone reasonable would believe you nailed 30 girls.

PoisonTaffy · Post by **PoisonTaffy** » 02 Dec 2008 01:54

This is a footbag forum, so you must post a video proof!

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 02 Dec 2008 04:46

Moxie wrote:This seems like the sort of stuff you should talk to friends about on AIM or through PM's. You said you had trouble with people from school finding your blog and reading posts on Modified and talking about your business, but then you posted this?

Rumors suck, but I doubt that anyone reasonable would believe you nailed 30 girls.

im not worried about that anymore. its all taken care of!

one time in costa rica i was playing footbag and there random people in a car pulled up to me and asked if they could film me. that was cool

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 02 Dec 2008 08:46

From the Best/Worst kills thread in the 4-square forum

from this thread

xXLoss_of_ControlXx wrote:
Zeke wrote:One of the first things I tried was initiating body contact. I was kicked (lightly) in the stomach and chest a few times to try and discourage him from crossing over and getting that second kick.
but he got you back when your balls were in his

One of my worst exits ever!.

Reile's Revenge
I had successfully nullified one of Reile's double taps on a previous run in king square. Now back at king, I found myself defending against Reile in an adjacent square. He was about one step behind the line and kicked a pass high and it looked to be heading just past the line and into my square. I closed the distance with my left foot inches away from crossing over. I was trying to pick off the pass high to prevent him from redirecting the bag last second. Reile was too close to use an axe kick so I just raised my right knee as high as I could and I managed to get the bag before him. But he was still going for it with a toe kick. With my knee still raised I left my junk completely exposed and undefended. The blow was devastating, killing millions of innocent lives.

I screamed, dropped to my knees then fell on my back while clutching my mutilated manhood. In between my pathetic moans of pain I could hear roaring laughter and Reiles voice with a hint of sadistic satifaction, "By the way, your balls were in my square, CONTACT! YOU'RE OUT!"

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 02 Dec 2008 13:24

lmao. btw we need to start 2 squaring it up to get ready for NYJ.

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 03 Dec 2008 10:43

on the flight to costa rica me and my friend were getting on the plane and i was trying to find a place to put my bag, and then i finally found one but i had trouble getting back to my seat. i was looking at my seat when i noticed 2 girls were sitting there and i get to sit between them. i told my friend and he got pissed. so when i sat down i started talking to one of them (the hotter one duh) and got her costa rica number because she has family there so we could go party. too bad i never could get the number to work

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » 06 Dec 2008 08:53

From my blog:

Many years ago we were treating an asian family at the dental office where I work. One of the kids in his late teens tried asking me where was the closest place he could go shopping for shoes. He spoke broken english with a thick chinese-ish accent. He must have seen the puzzled look on my face because he explained, "Sorry, I'm not from here."

"Where are you from?" I ask.

"Texas"

Kyle Hewitt · Post by **Kyle Hewitt** » 09 Dec 2008 23:31

i was walking around with this british girl whos nickname was farmy in Nicaragua. they sidewalks there suck but that comes later in the story. anyways me and her got ice cream and were walking when i fell down and dropped my ice cream =[[[[

then she said to me kyle are you okay?! and i was like yeah but i have a cut =[ and then she was like you need an ice cream for the booboo and she bought me an ice cream

DDD

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 09 Dec 2008 23:35

This is a random visual story
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... e_wide.jpg

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 12 Dec 2008 21:57

Awesome, awesome picture Jeremy. Been there!

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 18 Dec 2008 17:07

How was that photo taken?

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 18 Dec 2008 17:52

There are a few options.

Possibly it is a number of photos stitched together - this technique is common with very large landscape panoramas but not so good when there is the potential of things moving. A lot of time needs to be spent in photoshop to clean things up.

Otherwise it's possible that it's a fish eye lens with software to correct the image.

I'm leaning towards the multiple photo hypothesis.

max · Post by **max** » 18 Dec 2008 20:34

cool photo,

we used to footbag there semi-regularly in summer. Very nice photo indeed

King Monkey · Post by **King Monkey** » 19 Dec 2008 09:41

Yeh theres a few vertical line artifacts in the image that might suggest it was stitched together, like above the tower opposite Notre Dame.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 30 Dec 2008 03:03

King Monkey wrote:Yeh theres a few vertical line artifacts in the image that might suggest it was stitched together, like above the tower opposite Notre Dame.

Holy shit that is observant. I spent like a minute looking for some little black line on a dark background - and I knew it was there!