The MysteryBagger Thread.

mysterybagger · Post by **mysterybagger** » 20 Feb 2009 01:49

Hello Modified. I am a duel personality... a person already virtually among you who has taken it upon themself to bring unbiased, clear, and fair justice and order to this thread, with a bit of fun thrown in. I will from now on be posting throughout the thread in ways that do not derail the threads, but add to them while simultaneously spreading clues to my identity. Why shouldnt you (mods) delete me now, or just disregard this whole plan? Ill tell you. If you can send me a private message with a correct educated guess of who I am, you will win a footbag. Blind and unsupported guesses will be disregarded; it needs to be a rational and backed-up theory that you turn in. each member is limited to three guesses, after which the member will be exempt from the prize. My hope is that a footbagger in need of a bag will take it upon themself to read all the threads thouroughly, all the while learning about our sport, and will be rewarded with a footbag, the simple object that is the center of every one of our obsessions. So read carefully, modified, make a good guess, and find out my real identity. I am... the MysteryBagger.

Slowsis · Post by **Slowsis** » 20 Feb 2009 06:07

Steve Blough?

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 20 Feb 2009 08:25

Interesting.

Post by **Zac Miley** » 20 Feb 2009 13:07

Why not post under your real name? Unless everybody already thinks you're a douchebag, it seems like a lame excuse to seem mysterious to me.

mysterybagger · Post by **mysterybagger** » 20 Feb 2009 14:52

I have an account with my real name. Please read my first post more carefully.

It would be awfully easy for someone to guess who i am and win the footbag if my name was in my signature.

mysterybagger · Post by **mysterybagger** » 20 Feb 2009 14:57

This psot is dedicated to keeping track of people who have made attempts at my identity, and how many times, or if they have been successful. I will update it with every guess. aIf you have been successful, please do not leak my identity to the community for the games sake, as well as my limited supply of prize bags.

Those Who Have Guessed:

-Eoghan Mcdowell (once)
-SlapDash (once)
-Wasabi (twice)
-KBizzle (once)
-Blue Turnip (once)
-Frank Sinatra (once)

Those Who Have Succeeded:

-Wasabi
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there will only be three prize bags awarded, after which i will forever dissappear from the boards. one is already won, so rack your brains.

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 20 Feb 2009 15:47

Damn, I like this concept. I don't even care about the prize, to be honest, but I do like playing detective once in awhile. It intrigues me.

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 20 Feb 2009 16:00

Real name in sig pls.

KBizzle · Post by **KBizzle** » 20 Feb 2009 16:47

Its really bothering me that I don't know who it is. Very good concept though.

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 20 Feb 2009 18:20

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFWMIgLIgs[/youtube]

Dude, I love squarepusher too!

mysterybagger · Post by **mysterybagger** » 21 Feb 2009 17:23

the guessing post has been updated. Though it may seem somewhat foolish that these people have guessed before having seen clues, i commend them for their attempts. Their always needs to be big foundations in things relating to footbag, if you ask me.

QuantumBalance · Post by **QuantumBalance** » 22 Feb 2009 06:52

lol at blue turnip..

WHATSUP MYSTERY BAGGER! Whats the first fuckin clue yo!

KBizzle · Post by **KBizzle** » 22 Feb 2009 07:33

Read some of his posts those are some clues. I still have no idea though lol.

Iain · Post by **Iain** » 22 Feb 2009 08:48

waldo faldo?

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 22 Feb 2009 09:58

Man, I thought I had such a good guess. Oh well.

habitat · Post by **habitat** » 22 Feb 2009 11:53

It's like Carl Winslow all over again.

/facepalm

mysterybagger · Post by **mysterybagger** » 22 Feb 2009 21:25

guessing post updated. congratulations waylon. who shall join him?

calemccoy · Post by **calemccoy** » 22 Feb 2009 21:52

This is pretty cool... i thought i was smart, but i dont have any ideas hah.

Waylon, bag trade for a clue?

KBizzle · Post by **KBizzle** » 23 Feb 2009 12:07

I must have looked through every person's profile and posts trying to fit the clues but I can't find out who it is! I'm really starting to hate this thread lol.

ebo · Post by **ebo** » 24 Feb 2009 12:16