Hall of Fame/Shame!

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 05 Mar 2009 06:45

From Crowley's blog:

Rieferman wrote:
March is Mustache Appreciation Week
oh shit, they shortened march? I had so much to get done... oh well

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 07 Mar 2009 23:50

Maybe I'm sheltered, but I honestly don't even understand what that means. What does it mean? Short appreciation for the creeper stache?

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 08 Mar 2009 07:19

nah, shortened like a months worth of moustache appreciation crammed into a single week, that happens to go by the same name as the month.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 08 Mar 2009 21:58

It's just a joke at you writing "week" instead of "month." Something that goes for all of March cannot be called a "week." Very droll.

androo · Post by **androo** » 12 Mar 2009 09:59

It's just a joke at you writing "week" instead of "month." Something that goes for all of March cannot be called a "week." Very droll.

You're droll.

slapdash21 · Post by **slapdash21** » 12 Mar 2009 11:31

best first post EVER.

if it wasnt already in the thread i'd quote it.

Rieferman · Post by **Rieferman** » 12 Mar 2009 13:02

I had to look up droll on dictionary.com... and I'm still not sure if I was insulted or complimented.

Iron Clad Ben · Post by **Iron Clad Ben** » 15 Mar 2009 19:32

Some of the funniest stuff I've read on modified

[quote="exudedex"]I will look for it.

Two knights, each adorned with their respective elements, cast a glance at one another. The knight from the far north, where the waters are cold and bears scar the chest with their claws, grasps a satchel of earth. The knight from the great city, where the drink marks your past and your will sculpts your future, holds two flint-stones in anticipation to start the flame. Wilma and Barney watch terrified from a distance. The knight from the north begins to speak. His voice vibrates across the dock, which serves as our scenery. "I Zacharias Z'Jeeziest, servant to the Redwing Clan, come forth today to quest to save the fair maiden, Reidetha the Beautiful from the Dragon Master Nicholas Can of Coins Landish. Those that stand in my way shall face my blade and magic."

Unfazed by such words, the night from the Great City showing no emotion delivers his purpose. "I Nathanicus Anderalterpersonacus, representative of the Magic Gathering Mages, also am present for the purpose of rescuing the soft skinned beauty Reidetha the Beautiful. I have no fear of your blade nor magic Northern one, for I have with me the great cards, capable of summoning the great netherworld beast Griptits."

This angers Zacharias. "You vile mushroom maggot, I have no fear of you. I have trained and mastered the art of Footcie. Prepare to die."

Nathanicus is unmoved. "Fool, I too have mastered Footcie. I hope you have prepared your coffin."

The two began to battle. Swords clashed and sparks flew. Each knight showed great vigor, valor and an extensive array of maneuvers, but neither would yield. Unnoticed by the two men at arms, a small vessel arrived and docked at port. A tiny bearded figure draped in black pony leather stepped off the vessel and made his way to all the commotion. He was a jolly fellow who pranced his way. Each stride reflected his joy. Bifocals adorned his face and through them he contemplated the situation while stroking his face. Finally, a finger was raised and he conjectured to the clashing men, "Gentleman, You do not need to harm each other. Be Merry. This quarrel is not truly necessary." His plea was ignored and the two men continued their dispute. The gentleman pondered once more, and again he raised his finger in epiphany. Hurling himself over the edge of the dock the Gentleman began to splash and churn the water. "Oh dear... Help! I can't swim! If only there was some selfless hero to rescue me. Perhaps a Knight? Oh, but there is not. Woe is me. Oh the Agony!!"

The attention of the two young Knight suddenly averted to the Struggling Boatman, and both flung themselves into the water to rescue him. The Boatman then stopped struggling and executed a perfect front crawl to his vessel and climbed aboard. Feeling deceived the Knights followed the man onto his craft.

"What is the Meaning of this trickery old man?" Nathanicus asked.

"My garment is moist without due cause because of you. You shall pay with your life,â€

Reid · Post by **Reid** » 16 Mar 2009 13:40

Hey thanks

krawallier · Post by **krawallier** » 18 Mar 2009 14:12

jeremy in the new clavens video thread

Perhaps some kind of warning would be necessary though, like; "If you're more conservative than the Pope you might find this video offensive or arousing."

Wasabi · Post by **Wasabi** » 19 Mar 2009 14:26

Sage advice from the "Standards of shoe modification" thread:

james wrote:Don't forget, camo G6s are SEXY. Get with it, get the girls. If you've got some ugly ass mangled frankenstein shoe she gonna look at you an' be like 'nuh uhhhhhhhhh'

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 31 Mar 2009 03:32

The first three posts on page 2 of the double spinning tips thread, culminating in Erik Chan's zinger.

CIC flurry · Post by **CIC flurry** » 31 Mar 2009 20:54

nice find ken!

colefieldhouse22 · Post by **colefieldhouse22** » 02 Apr 2009 03:59

From Vince Bradley's newly created blog:

C-Fan wrote:
bingchenzo wrote:tonight i went about doing twenty somethings. or trying to, anyway.
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And it wasn't even a Saturday night!

Blue_turnip · Post by **Blue_turnip** » 04 Apr 2009 04:23

jay7 wrote:Obviously if you are playing an intense sport for multiple hours a day, you are not lazy in the sense that you aren't 500 pounds and playing world of warcraft.

Frank_Sinatra · Post by **Frank_Sinatra** » 09 Apr 2009 07:54

Zac Miley wrote:So is symp bubba barfly 'gayest'...?

C-Fan · Post by **C-Fan** » 17 Apr 2009 10:06

From Lon's (not video-verified) record list topic:

david wrote:I did 17 ripped warriors but I don't have video. Sorry. Three newbs saw me do it though and they said it was awesome.

David

Sporatical_Distractions · Post by **Sporatical_Distractions** » 30 Apr 2009 00:18

from the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thread aka Laroche is getting married

Larouche wrote:I play with luck, with my fingers, in my spare time.

so Luck is the lady you're marrying?

didn't want to post in there and offend him.

Muffinman · Post by **Muffinman** » 30 Apr 2009 02:42

C-Fan wrote:
david wrote:I did 17 ripped warriors but I don't have video. Sorry. Three newbs saw me do it though and they said it was awesome.

David

Hilarious

mc · Post by mc » 30 Apr 2009 10:13

Ian Brill wrote:*New move: Ducking swirling inf. hit it three times, but no seal. almost had it about 30 other times. At least.

I love it when people post components out of order, and I picture the most wacky, insane moves in my head when I read them.