Yeah, I do like to zoom a lot. Just on one side though for now...
Here's a commercial for season 2 of Yearbook. Actual new episodes will come in about a week. We filmed like 5 of them today and I promise they're hilarious.
God, I love footbag. Love love love. I hurt my back earlier and then I played at midnight and it still hurt and I didn't care and I screamed fuck like 20 times and I fucking loved it and I'm going to play footbag for a long time and I'm excited as shit for US Open.
Atom Legover>Pixie Paradon>Blur rpt.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
Glad you guys like it. I'm assuming you did since you quoted it, Jordan.
I've been playing a little bit. Not enough, perhaps. I have somewhat of a routine going for USO, which I am unbelievably excited for. Matt K will be staying at my house in the days leading up to a fantastic road trip to Portland. It's been a good summer so far.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
I'm back from the US Open, even though it feels like it's still going because Matt is at my house until Sunday. We just finished playing for the second time today.
I sort of half-injured myself so it hurts to play after a while but I think I'll survive with some rest.
I had fun at USO. Got 4th in Sick 3 and Request. 7th in Routines, even though mine blew chunks.
Maybe I'll do a write up later or something, we'll see.
Hey, it was fun playing with you and Matt at US open. I'm always really impressed with you guys. Keep shredding hard and we'll see you at the next event.
"...You have to get, really, practice, like eight hours every day. Then you get good level and then you can compete....There is no money, so players are like big family and that is what I -like" -Vasek-
I'm considering day 1 as the day that Matt showed up at the airport.
I woke up at like 7:30, which is ungodly early for my teenage self. I don't think my body could take the excitement of having my best friend/good footbagger staying at my house for 2 weeks. So yeah, I sat in my bed for 2 hours, waiting for my girlfriend to send the "I'm awake" text that I get almost every morning. Cute, yeah?
After receiving that, I headed over to her house to steal her company for the 45 minute car ride to the airport. I have no idea how the Kansas City airport compares to other airports. I don't really care, either. Kansas City sucks though. And the airport is too far away, so I guess I hate it.
Ok whatever. I show up at the airport after listening to some tunes that my girlfriend assembled especially for the mini-trip. I got kind of nervous at this point because I didn't know what terminal or airline Matt was on. I guessed right though. Terminal A for the curious cats out there. We also got some gas before we picked him up, but that's so boring I'm not going to tell you about it.
So we (Sam and I) sat there for like 5 minutes on the phone with Matt after his plane lands getting agitated because neither of us were really making any sense. I saw Matt across the way in his mormon khaki shorts, like 2 spots away. An incredible guess.
I got out of my green minivan to give Matt an illegal hug and told him to put his shit in the car, as there was a security guard eying me. We drove off with a putt-putt here and a putt-putt there, on our way back to my sickly green house. After the 45 minutes of interspersed silence and awkward conversation between Sam, Matt and I, we arrived at my place.
Sam left right after because she knew she was going to be sick of footbag by the time USO was over anyways (we were both itching to play). After she left, Matt and I made some shitty sandwiches and took off our pants to play.
The first session for me was absolutely terrible, but I think Matt played really well.
After the session we both took showers and Matt and I went to pick up Sam so Matt could meet her mom. She grilled him pretty good - I don't think anyone liked her at the point. She can be a bit overprotective sometimes.
Sam came back to my house and we watched Mouse Hunt, which I had never seen before. It was pretty funny.
My girlfriend and I went upstairs for a bit, then came back downstairs and made spaghetti, which wasn't really very good. It lasted a couple days though, which was definitely good.
I dropped Sam off at her house, then we called it a day.
There are like 14 days total, so whatever. I'm done for tonight.
Jay (8:06:01 PM): Bu-bu-buu-buug--Looks up, and the feeling goes away like a sneeze-bu-buuuh-BULLLSHITTT
Jay (8:06:14 PM): *wipes bellybutton*
