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Matt Cross wrote:ya, one of the best parts of worlds for me was seeing jay do the jay dance. he just loves footbag so much that he loses control of his body.

ps: @flavaflav - ya, I don't think it's a good topic either, but the replies it's getting have produced a more positive situation than arguing with Kyle has every produced.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT MATT
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Worlds 2008, Vasek complimented Jay on his bags and said they were really good!
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Jay stitches his bags with human flesh and hair
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Sporatical_Distractions wrote:Jay stitches his bags with human flesh and hair
With the hairs that fall off of amazing players, that he secretly collects :)
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Jay fills his bags with Vasek's kidney stones, which are a conglomerate of tungsten, highly compressed calcium and some other otherworldly alloy, that drop down like flaming comets in which only Vasek can gracefully catch with his amazing clipper form (to impede its destructive force on the earth). Afterwards, Jay is then commissioned by the Czech footbag crew to extract this raw material off of Vasek's shoes so that he may process them into shot form, and then fill into footbags.
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lol!

Here's a fun fact about Jay Boychuck: I love him!
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Jay read an anatomy book, and assassinated goverment agents for their muscles. He then read a "scientific american" and sewed their muscles into his own. That's why he's so good at grifters.
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Jay is very good at recognizing the strengths of footbagger's games and giving them props. Now he just needs to do the same with himself.
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jay uses one case of depends underwear at every event he attends. Sometimes 2 if jorden is kicking.
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Jay's got tight hip muscles, especially his ql
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This whole thread is fame worthy

And by "whole" I'm obviously not including any of Kyle's posts
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BainbridgeShred wrote:This whole thread is fame worthy

And by "whole" I'm obviously not including any of Kyle's posts
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