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I've heard this one before so I won't spoil it.

Good idea Matt, but not the correct answer.
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The brick layer, the taxi driver, and the electrician are all women.
BRICK!

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yup.
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one night, a man and a woman go on an empty ship. The next day, the man and woman leave. Who's left on the ship?
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That's easy!

no one.
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nope matt
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the man and the woman.

they sailed off.
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sorry, but no

a hint

this riddle is better told verbally
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oh, the knight
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how far can a wolf run into the forest?
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tripp with the answer! nice
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zachatree wrote:how far can a wolf run into the forest?
Half way, then it's running out of the forest.

But really, this all depends on the size of the forest and the fitness of the wolf.
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zachatree wrote:how far can a wolf run into the forest?

About a meter, (or the length of the wolf) then it is running through the forest.
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You are walking through the forest one day, and you come to a split in the path with a man standing at each of the 2 branches. One man always lies, and the other always tells the truth. One path leads to certain death, and the other is safe. You can ask 1 question, which both men are to answer. How do you find out which path is safe?
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Billy, I've heard that before, so I don't wanna ruin it.


Here's mine that my teacher told our class in high school, and no one was able to get it:


A man is driving his car to work. He turns on his car radio and listens for a bit... Then drives his car over a cliff to kill himself.

Why did he kill himself?
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The only channel with reception in the area was Rush Limbaugh's show.
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hahahaha clever, but no
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They were playing "Wave of Mutilation" by the Pixies, and he finally understood the lyrics.
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He killed himself because he drove off a cliff. :roll:
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Ken, great answer, and that would be the cooler answer to this question, but no :P

No Mike. 2 more guesses, then if no one gets it, I'll reveal it.
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