You know you're addicted to footbag if..... (add your own)

General footbag-related topics that don't fit elsewhere go in here.
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When you find yourself reading the Move Nickname List and enjoying it.
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when you have a printout of the move nickname list...

when you spend more time with needles and floss then a dentist.
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when it's mid feburary and you have a short-shorts-tanline
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you buy a separate bunch of shampoos and soaps specifically only for your footbags, as if they had hair
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the only time you use a golf ball is to compare the size of your footbags in a picture.
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if you practice with a golf ball after losing your net bag
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....you have enough time on your hands to read all previous 19 pages of posts just to determine if your a true addict.

PS- I didnt, you know, read all of em.
First think about how to practice or don't bother practicing.

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For an avid church goer:

If you contemplate skippin church to shredd.

For an avid bible reader:

If you start viewing God as an enormous 32 panel masterpiece.
First think about how to practice or don't bother practicing.

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Post by gMoney »

....you have enough time on your hands to read all previous 19 pages of posts just to determine if your a true addict.

PS- I didnt, you know, read all of em.
i read all the pages :oops:
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Post by slapdash21 »

gMoney wrote:
....you have enough time on your hands to read all previous 19 pages of posts just to determine if your a true addict.

PS- I didnt, you know, read all of em.
i read all the pages :oops:

...if you've been playing non-stop for long enough to have been around to see each page as it was posted
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When you set aside special drawer in your closet to hold:
:arrow: shred shorts
:arrow: Microfiber socks
:arrow: footbag t-shirts

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Post by ObArA'BaRs »

if you footbag every day even if your body cant handle it any longer then stop and realise how much your body hates you.....


if you fall asleep every night breaking in a footbag in your right(sometimes left) hand, then wake up next to it.

If your fingers develope some type of pain due to breaking in too many footbags.

If own 70+ 32 panel footbags.

f you spend at least 5 minutes of your day looking and feeling footbags in your collection.
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Keep footbag'n till yo skins saggin.......
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...when your sad because you dont think your as addicted as everyone else
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When you're jealous of the fact that someone else is more addicted than you.
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when you check this thread.
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Post by justy1590 »

when you dont sleep with your footbag because your to busy PLAYING footbag to sleep
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when you revive this thread because you want to see more people post about how they are addicted.
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You know how to say "white bench" and "white wall" in Czech

You know all the words to some really shady songs

Family members have asked you who you know in Warsaw, Chicago, and California

You comment on soccer videos "Nice tatw" stupid patw n00bs

You take pride in sluaghtering that hacky sack circle of 10 year olds
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Post by Jazzkid »

- when you twitch Blurry Whirls in your sleep and almost illusion kick who ever is sleeping in bed next to you
-when you play at the grocery store
-when you well aware of the temperment of mall security guards from a first hand experience.
-when you can sew anything around
-when all shoes are just a canvas for modification
-when people start to ask you to fix there shoe problems and they dont even play footbag.
-when you realize that most other sports suck and footbag is the best.
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You know you're addicted to footbag when your dad has to constantly tell you to stop playing in the living room and the kitchen

... when you're on this forum on your blackberry constantly

... you drink coffee at night just to stay up and kick more

... your parents make fun of your kicking motions

... your granny knows what a dex is :oops:
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