Final installment of my Euros report. Just to clarify, in case anybody was confused: the grades I’m assigning for each section are grades for myself (i.e. my experience/performance/etc.), and not for how the event was run. I thought the staff did a very good job throughout. So as an example, if I gave an A- for Circle qualifiers, that’s how I rated my performance, and not that event.
Saturday night party: A+
While I knew there were a few remaining freestyle events the next day, the real pressure was off. Circles and Routine were done, and that’s all I really cared about. I had fun watching some net and eating leftover paella at the site, and once that wrapped up, I walked back to the hostel with the Finns. They picked up some food on the way, and I bought us a 6 pack to preparty. At the hostel I enjoyed a beer as people got ready to go out, and listened to more Finnish freestyle rap. I made a point to go introduced myself to the large Polish net contingent, since I watched most of them compete. I tried some of their Polish grass vodka (Zubrowka) which I really liked. I love going to Worlds and tournies in other countries, because you get to experience different cultural treats like this.
We all metro to near where the party is, and then get a little lost. I ask a local for directions, and within minutes we’ve bumped into the Swiss contingent. I make a valiant attempt to converse in French with them (Vlad Eskenasy, Silwan Daouk, Sophie Andrey, and Yves Mingard), which is made less embarrassing by the bottle of rum we’re all sharing. We can’t bring it into the club with us, but despite our best attempts to kill it, we can’t. They end up hiding it in a mailbox which doesn’t look like it’ll be checked til morning. Nice.
When we get in the club I hear people talking about the “avestruz.” For a minute I think the rum is hitting me hard, since I think “avestruz” means ostrich, and there’s no way there’s an ostrich in the club. Except that there is. Surreal. The next few hours are kind of hazy, though I remember trying to start the dance floor by myself, actively trying to recruit/shame people into dancing, buying a couple beers for people, and getting a beer from Vlad. I remember having fun dancing, and hopefully didn’t annoy people too much.
Sunday “morning”: A
Woke up feeling decent. My legs were fine, and no real hangover to speak of. Had some breakfast at Paloma’s, and then headed to the site by myself. I didn’t know the names of stops, but I remembered the way based on yesterday’s trip. For example, I’d get off the metro to switch trains, and wouldn’t remember which direction to take. Then I’d see a movie poster which I remembered from the day before, and head that way. Amazingly, this technique got me to the site with zero mistakes. I find freestylers in the bleachers, where I have this exchange with Wiktor:
Wiktor: Congrats Ken, you took second in routines!
Ken: *feigning outrage* What!?!? Vasek beat me?!?! Who the hell was judging!?!?
Wiktor+Ken:
Everybody looks a step slow, so events start running like 2 hours behind schedule. First up is request contest.
Request contest: B+
This was one of the weirder request contests I’ve been in. It seemed like every other combo in the middle rounds had shut set. I’m a good bit more confident in my shut set, but it’s still only reliable on one side, so this was eventually going to hurt me. I got knocked out in the round where my options were swirl-sidewalk (and swirl couldn’t be symple), or gyro pickup-muted shut clipper. I opted for the second link, but couldn’t get it to work. So awkward. Vasek was funny in request. Steve would announce the first combo, and Vasek would always hit it before the second combo was even announced. Aleksi hung tough for a while, and I half expected him to beat Vasek, but ultimately Vasek pulled it out. We had a good crowd, and they were entertained, so I thought it went well.
Sick 3: A+
Since we were running behind schedule, we had to do Sick 3 while net finals were going on. Normally this would make me sad, since I love watching net finals, but I wouldn’t have been able to watch them anyway. Based on my last taxi experience, I was determined to take public transportation to the airport. People’s time estimates varied, so I decided it’d be smart to leave early. In order to pull this off, I volunteered to go first in Sick3, and once my turn was up I got to packing and saying goodbyes.
Sick 3 was very informal. We each had 10 (!) tries to hit our combos, and we weren’t limited in the number of attempts we had per combo. So if you wanted to try one combo ten times, you could. All you had to do was announce your combo to Ales before you tried it. My safety combo in warm-ups was bedwetter-darkwalk-paranoia (double peeking osis), which I was hitting pretty consistently. I hit it in comp within a few tries. My main combo I wanted, was e-walk-blurry torque-mindbender. In practice I was coming close, but I kept missing the blender at the end. Since I got my safety combo down in the first couple tries, I felt relaxed. I figured I had 8 tries to get my main combo, so I was therefore surprised when I hit it first try! I was tempted to stop right there, since I didn’t have anything better in mind and I needed to get ready for the airport, but then I figured I was warmed up already and had 7 tries, so might as well get one more combo down. I announced shooting down-ps eggbeater-blackula, which I’d never hit before, but sounded do-able. Amazingly, I also hit this combo first try! At this point I decided to quit while I was ahead, so I bowed out. I got Sergio to film the remaining competitors, but the camera battery died after a couple players. Bummer.
Big One: Incomplete
I had to leave before Big One happened. Sorry.
Goodbyes: A-
I hate saying goodbyes at tournaments. It’s worse too when it’s in Europe, because I don’t get to see these guys very often. I went to the bleachers where people were watching net, looked at everybody, and decided I didn’t want to disrupt/distract the match by trudging around saying goodbyes. Instead I went back to the freestyle site where most of the freestylers were, and I said nice individual goodbyes there. Sergio gave me my silver medal for routines and my bronze for circle, and Alex Trenner gave me a super cool green PlanetFootbag shirt, since I was the competitor who traveled the farthest. Thanks PlanetFootbag!
I tried to push out the sadness of leaving a tournament by replacing it with the urgency of getting to the airport. But as I sat on the last leg of the metro ride to the airport, I couldn’t help but feel sad that Euros was over. I cheered myself up some by reminding myself what a great time it was, and that I would be going to USO in a month.
Thank yous and shout outs:
•Paloma, for letting me crash at her place for two nights, and for partying hard Saturday. You rock.
•Wiktor Debski, for all his organizing work throughout the tourney. Steve also did a ton of behind the scenes work, but Wiktor competed in everything too! I don’t know how he mentally and physically juggles all that.
•Rene Ruhr for pushing me so hard in Circle, and forcing me to wake up.
•Mikel Oroz for spinning very good music all tourney long. It really makes a difference.
•Silwan, Sophie, and Vlad for prepartying outside the party, and humoring my French.
•Aleksi, Jana, and Tuomas, for making Friday night’s beer drinking much more of an adventure than I could have hoped for.
•Aleksi and Tuomas. I didn’t know either of you guys hardly at all before this tourney, so it was awesome to hang out so much and find out you were so cool.
•Arthur Ledain, for showing me how badass and over the net a short guy can be. I doubt I’ll ever be as good as him at net, but at least I know not to use height as an excuse.
•Alex Trenner and Planet Footbag. Thanks for the awesome shirt. I'll wear it at USO. Trenner ist ein renner!
•Steve, for inspiring me. I often catch myself thinking about retirement, or wondering how long I can stay competitive or even enthusiastic. Steve proves you can keep that flame alive for as long as you want. I’m going to aspire to do that.
•Everybody I hung out with. Just a great collection of people at this tourney, which made it an unforgettable time. Thank you.