Ya Fathahs A Pizza

[dolercoaster]

BT RAP UP

PROLOGUE

The BSC don’t fuck around,
Beantown is where the throwdown was found,
Now let me expound on how shit went down, and I promise not to mention any
(Sticks on the ground)


Early homies show up, Bowler throws up,
promptly falls on Gatesman, who should hates him, pukes in a bag like a true statesman
leaves another present on his bedroom floor
steps in said present as he’s out the door…
Nina may have also, but of that I’m not sure
(but all the shorties in Dorty knows Pete’s a bit naughty)
Next…


…FRIDAY.
People rollin’ in from all over the world
Mostly sausage imports, but a couple of girls
Three cars from the Apple, a couple from PA
Doug rode his bike but who cares coz he’s gay


Bowls startin’ rollin’, boats startin’ tagging
T- Money in the corner, imagining dragons
Fools hoisting flagons, Halo ain’t laggin
There’s no one in the party that ain’t fallin off the wagon


JP and Mary = scarily nice
Back porch
Golf course
Hoagie breakin’ lights
Laughter,
to the rafters,
Gotta do it up right



Mikey
Alyssa
and Alix
are pissah
(“awesome”, we in Boston, G…don’t make me write a glossary)
They walk in in the AM,
Pumpin’ up the J-AM
Fellas jaws droppin’ on the floor like “BAM”!
Hearin’ more French than the Tam Tam Jam
…and Doug’s head’s bobbin’ , coz he’s listening to “Wham!”



Toolan ain’t foolin ‘bout the size of his head
He gets the pillow
his noggin gets the bed
Corey’s kinda sad coz he lost his dreads
Next day: SHRED!

[F[uns]tylin' Eclectic]

Edit: Nice rap, Bruce

Just got home I'm glad that PA was able to surprise some people with our unannounced presence Pretty fucking ill jam.
Gotta thank Pete, Hogan, and Doug. This was definitely one of the most fun jamz I've eva been to. PA had a blast. Thanks for everyone who came out. Great to meet some players I haven't met yet and see/shred with Gatesman again.

Highlights:

~Chasing kitty at the gas station.
~Dead rat welcomed me to Boston.
~I welcomed rat blood/guts to Pete's sink with full permission.
~Meeting Mike, JP & Girlfriend, Ollie, Dave, Ben, Alyssa, and seeing all the East Coasters again.
~Nadiah joining me for our first footbag road trip together ... Oh and Jackson
~Nadiah hitting her first Orbits bs, and Butterfly.
~Beer chest.
~Talking about Ska with JP, Ollie, Mikie,and Mike.
~Dickcheese and Animals on the ride home (only PA will get this one)
~Amazing animal predictions by Nadiah, Toolan, and... Jackson?
~Laughing, LITERALLY, the whole way home from Boston with the PA crew. Best car ride I've ever been on.
~Finger monkeys!
~Shred and talking with Kevin.
~Kevin saying "Dollars" without a Boston accent!
~Pete's Kebob.
~Pete demonstrating how a true Bostonian crosses the street hahaha
~Shred with Pete and tips on Surging. Actually makes sense now.
~Boston Cafe breakfast with Nadiah, Pete, Toolan, Bruce, and Corey.
~Pete's parents all-you-can-eat breakfast.
~Jackson getting into Intermediate circle finals.
~Mobius b2b 6 times throughout the weekend.
~Ripstein> Pdx Torque
~Dense ass run with Ripped Warrior, Mobius BSOS, and some other Good stuff
~Swirling Mirage got really easy all of the sudden.
~Spinning Ducking Osis> Spinning Ducking Osis> Mobius> run
~Swirling DLO
~Osis> Reverse Swirl rpt x10 in front of Doug
~Shred with Gatesman
~Gatesman's tips on Eclipse
~Snacks, buddy
~Sleeping in a church
~Boats mimicking the church band as soon as we woke up
~Hibiscus tea and rosemary fries with Nahds
~Drunk guy giving tours
~Kevin driving us to shred spot on Saturday, taking directions from Pete in the backseat with JP following us :S
~Little kid laughing at Hogan when he dropped in circle.
~Crackhead riding bike into Hogan.
~Little kid kicked over Kevin's gatorade.
~Running into the ocean with Nadiah and Jackson after shredding hard.
~Corey shaved his dreads?!?
~Sunday's shred spot!
~Stitching Hoagie's beat-ass G-Units so he could play in finals.
~Tons more, but I gotta go do shit now.. might add to the list later.

I think I still have rat guts embedded in the sole of my right Laver.

[worldbound]

Finally arrived home a couple of hours ago. I am dead tired, on the train to work, and reflecting on the great weekend. Thank you Kevin, Pete, and BSC for hosting and housing this great jam! Even though I was crusty as hell it was a blast to be there! You guys rock! Big thanks to Pete for housing, feeding, and making sure everyone was having a great time. Everything you cooked was delicious! Boston seemed so different this time around. It is a town I would love to see again and perhaps even move to. Everywhere we played was perfect, the weather wasn't that bad, the people are nice, the food is great, and it is so green!

It was really awesome meeting everyone. There wasn't a single person who was mean in the slightest, except for that drunk homeless dude who walked into the circle. Fuck that guy. I'll have pictures posted soon. This train stop coming up is mine.

[dolercoaster]

SATURDAY

I Wake last, I break fast
Pete’s mom’s pancakes
Feeds mobs and sates mass
Numbers of slumbering bumbling
Cereal killers
Millions of illin’ villains,
Stealin’ momma’s grillin’s

And
we roll to Raven where the maven
awaits us
unroll the lavers and get Dave to
wake bake us

Split into groups after poops and pees
gotta be
Droppin the deuce before troops can leave
On the T


NOW is the hour for incredible feets
get down near the tower and turn into a beast
paws ready for shreddy, and the sweat like confetti
drops plops and dollops
and drips like Jackson Pollocks

duckin’ and divin’
shuckin’ and jivin’
chick’s bumpin’ Kevin
she ain’t lookin where she’s drivin’

drunken dumb sucker
with unlucky youngster
move, mutha fucka
we’re in the middle of comp, sir

Squirrel slappin’, little Mary nappin’
watermelon drippin, gotta get a napkin
boats and Hoagie going mano-a-mano
Watermelon to the nuts, Hoag’s a skittle soprano



Back to the party and the mexican lasagna
Ladies from the 80’s yeah the fella’s hittin on ya
Got beers for years, getting high as heaven
coz this is how we do in the SIX ONE SEVEN

done with the booze, gotta snooze
don’t miss your inflate-a-bed
while three drunken dudes treatin’ Drew
like a Mr Potato–Head
(echo: Potato-Head, Potato-Head, Potato-Head)

[C-Fan]

Holy shit Bruce. You've got a talent man.

[slapdash21]

the best part is how accurate it is... there was, in fact, squirrel slapping.

[slapdash21]

MATCH THE PERSON WITH THE DESCRIPTION/QOUTE/ACTION FOR MY WRITEUP:
PM me your answers (letter and matching number, obv), i'll post them all here, person who gets the most right gets nothing.


1. Bruce Dole
2. Drew M
3. Boatzuh
4. Mikey
5. Nick Pollini
6. JP
7. Mike Green
8. Tristan D
9. Corey
10. Evan Gatesman
11. Action Jackson
12. Dave R
13. Ollie
14. Ben Little
15. Hogan
16. Doug Tank
17. Kevin Crowley
18. Peter B
19. Mike Toolan
20. Drunk guy who walked into the circle

A. Went home to a different state than he left from
B. Has a similar number of siblings to me, ate the most cereal
C. Was totally there as advertised (obviously not)
D. Got tossed off a couch by my best friend and my roomate
E. Delighted me by saying it was a break-out jam for him. kept calling him wrong name.
F. Suffered from a similar injury to me. very good guest (washed mad dishes)
G. "If you want to have sex in the tent just do it quietly please"
H. The only person to be in every room in my apt over the weekend, including myself
I. Left his hat in my apt...reads: [home state] is for lovers
J. Wore a patriotic (probably size XXXXL) headband friday night
K. Provided non-illegal smokable
L. Didnt tell any magic item related stories for once, mercifully
M. Knocked over the grill nearly killing everyone
N. I moved his vehicle sunday mostly so i could eat leftover steak tips i left in it
O. Spent more time standing in a circle than me and didnt actually kick at all
P. Pincher/Bruce Lee expert
Q. First to say he was hungry Saturday, last to eat, clearly the man
R. "lemme guy that?"
S. Made finals via 2nd chance circle, deservingly so
T. Brought crash space with him, left chicken behind

(Also Bonus points for creative responses in the thread such as:
Evan Gatesman....Didnt tell any magic item related stories for once, mercifully
or
Drunk Guy who walked into circle ... Knocked over the grill nearly killing everyone)

edit- only 1 submission so far

[slapdash21]

Pick the answer that fits best. if i didnt include you dont take offense because i did this as quickly as possible at work. extra credit if you can fill in the wrong name i kept calling [anonymous] or any other fun tidbits. id like to do a real write up but dont have time to sit for awhile anytime real soon...

[mtoolan]

yeah, bruce's rap is incredibly accurate, such a wordsmith.

and pete, i started to work on your puzzle but decided if i wanted to take a test i should probably get over to the community college and sign up for a class or two. actually i got half the answers and accidentally deleted them, so i didn't start over.

top notch jam, boston consistently provides sunshine and good times. big ups to pete for putting us up in his place, being the guide, kicking ass at footbag, kicking ass at kicking ass, cooking, joking, smoking, being a cool guy, and anything else i've forgotten. big thanks to hogan for also being a cool guy and organizing the jam, it was smooth sailing all weekend long. doug, as far as i can tell you didn't do anything to make this jam happen other than show up*, but it's cool man, glad we got to chill again. sorry if i lost your stuff* haha.

big thanks to the ocean for being there when i needed it on sunday. more jams should take place in locations like that.

props to the pa car posse (corey, nick, nadiah, jackson) for successfully navigating to and from boston with very few problems and for making the drive feel like nothing. sorry if you guys think i drive like a maniac, i don't normally. also, i am a mind reader. extra thanks to jackson for the mildly insensitive comment he made in front of my black neighbors, i've been getting dirty looks all week.

always good to see nyfa, and it was cool seeing jp and mary again, all the way from canada. definitely cool meeting evan and mike green for the first time. thanks to the newer guys for coming, sorry i haven't gotten to know you better.

and last but not least, thanks to john goode for not showing up, i always have a better time at tournaments when you aren't there.*

can't wait until east coasts, see you all there.

*= just kidding

[Max Power]

That test was hard. I'm not sure I passed but at least I tried.

Awesome throwdown!!!! that was one for the ages. Pete you hooked it up big time once again, providing everyone with crash space and food for the whole weekend. All locations were very nice and easy to get to. Bathtub sleep ftw, I got dibs for next year. My only complaint is the lack of breadsticks.

[slapdash21]

omg dude you fucken bombed it...you got like 3 right including the one about you


wow you got 9/20 correct. either i made it too hard (did not) or you were semi concious all weekend. i can wait to post your test hahaha.

[dolercoaster]

SUNDAY
Hims and hers-es singing hymns and verses
Peeing and puking are just two of my urges
Being hungover in the bottom of church is
The worst precursor of grunts, groans and curses

(As the blasphemous rhapsody passes me
And I master irascible nastery…)

Time’s passed
make the pastorage history
Movin’ the place to the mass hub, mister we
Are soon cast
of a passable mystery
"Drew and the Case of the Bathtub". Listerine

Bottle is not dustable,
His memory not trustable,
Gotta call the constable
Coz this just seems impossible


The ladies
All look as fresh as daisies,
Drew’s face free from all the ketchup paisleys
Cruise to the diner gotta satiate these
Fools who be drooling for eight straight days please


Coffee cup
Help this wanker get wakened
Cancel the baked beans, the shit’s got bacon
Headed to the beach miss a cross body rake and
Sit and judge comps, champs need us to rate them

Lyrical spherical tracks around the hack, boats
Sailing not bailing he don’t need a new tack,though it’s
Evan and Kevin competin’ elite seeds
Silencer violates the booty of Hoagie Beats


Gatesman bests the rest at request
Pizza’s the quest for the festival guests
Pete’s place is next for terrestrial pests
You guessed, we got messed up, lest we forgets


Final Farewells, high fives and handshakes
Friends and well wishing at a footbag jam makes
The next one happen, now we’ve gotten the itch….
…while Doug’s in the corner, cryin like a bitch.




Thanks everyone! Sorry Doug

[slapdash21]

haha top notch bruce, top notch. we'll record it next year featuring hoagiebeatz n ya fathahz pizza boatz.


bruce got 14/20 correct.

wow crowley got 5/20 correct, only 1 less than drew, who was actually physically there, if nothing else. crowleys guesses were very good, all made sense if you werent actually there. also im awarding extra credit for matching me with my clue correctly (first person so far!) and for this response: "R. The Drunk guy who walked into the circle... said "lemme guy that?"

SO FAR:

How Well Do You Know BT3, Suckah?

Bruce Dole- 14 Pts
JP- 9 Pts
Kevin Crowley- 6.5 Pts
Drew Martin- 6 Pts

[Sporatical_Distractions]

Finally found the event site, but no one was there. Shredded solo. Ate chicken. Had a blast. Thanks to Hogans mothah for hostin

[skankin]

well bruce's the man, he rapped it up. i can't even remember what i'm supposed to do today. also on a professional matter pete, how you get a key out of a padlock, its jammed ,i tried wd40, doesn't work. the lock is pretty new.

[slapdash21]

hm, try tapping the head of the key back and forth with the handle of a hammer or screwdriver while turning it, in the locked and unlocked position.


BIG NEWS: new information has come to light regarding the ....is for lovers hat. turns out it doesnt belong to who i thought it did at all. so extra credit to those that got it right in spite of my best efforts to make it impossible, and this means theres 2 clues that apply to 1 person. i'll correct the scores asap....

[skankin]

yeah give me 1 point more

[skankin]

you'll be in NYC for east coasts right? and bring boston with ya, in Kevin's car but give him directions so he doesn't get lost

[slapdash21]

actually nobody got that one right anyway, including the person that left the hat

[dolercoaster]

WE WAS ROBBED!

Oh wait, I'm still winning...nevermind...