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[Sporatical_Distractions]

Uncyclopedia is a satirical form of wikipedia.

The footbag page includes lines such as:
-It is mainly played by anorexic guys from Poland but there are also many players in other countries around the world
-foot bag is the shit, its fun to smoke pot and play footbag
-Circle kicking is the name given to standing around in a circle trying to keep the footbag off the ground. It is often associated with smelly hippies because they play it a lot but also has followings amongst emo kids-
Steve 'Danceman' Blough is a big proponent of circle kicking and once referred to himself as the Michael Jorden of footbag despite the fact that he has never won a world championship, holds no world records and is largely considered crazy by the rest of the footbag community.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Footbag

[Jeremy]

I wrote most of that 5 or 6 years ago! That was the first wiki article I ever wrote and I wrote it to practice writing general articles (for .org). As I recall I wrote it at about 2 am, which I'd like to at least pretend explains some of the clumsiness. I think the line with the stuff about Billy Jeffers is the only bit I didn't write.