Stuff n Junk w/ Crowley

[C-Fan]

you've been crushing the 4 am text game recently. it's kinda like freddy krueger except i can't wait to sleep.

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You guys are the best.

U.S. open is a 90% go. May start practicing but fishing season is here. Fly fishing nymph flys is the reason for the season in early spring.

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Also, I woke up a few weeks ago covered in ants with my eye swollen shut while covered in hives. The unseasonably warm weather caused an ant hatch right outside my bedroom wall. I bug bombed the shit out of my apartment after that. Tonight, an ant crawled out of my shirt sleeve and bit my hand. I want to hate ants, but I feel like at this point, they've included me in their family. I like to think of myself as the queen ant now

[DC Clinks]

Yo your posts are so cool, just wanted to say. Crowley for MVP of modified. Sucks about your ant problem dude.

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lol, thanks.

I invented a Vin Diesel pickup line today and tried to use it at work. But the delivery was a little 2 fast and 2 furious

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Did a karaoke duet downtown tonight to postal service "nothing better" with puppets. I had a dragon and my friend had a unicorn puppet. It was pretty awesome. Pretty sure I missed every note but had the timing right. She nailed it. Lol

[Asmus]

Another day in the life..

I have an internet crush on you. Ever thought about joining One Direction - I've heard they are looking for a new member?

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Do they need a puppeteer? Do I get chicks and unlimited nachos?

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9NMS3wS4zY&sns=em[/youtube]

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Arnie Shankman is back from the dead! He faked his death and had been hiding in Taiwan until his hitman had disappeared.

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Edit: Went to this weird bar and played pool. Weird stuff happened. Lol. Edited posts are tight

[Asmus]

Edited posts suck. At least you can't edit the PMs boo!

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Asmus: I've definitely sent you some wild stories. Or at least 1

Here's what I edited: I pllayed this really bitchy cocky girl in pool that kept telling me what balls to hit in. I completely ignored her and hit the other balls instead and ran the entire table. She got pissed and then started anger making out with me. She then sprinted out of the bar and across the street. lol

I played ice hockey through middle and high school, and part of college. I really want to start playing again.

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Sooooo, from the mid 90s to the early 2000s I was super into WWF. I would have my dad buy a family sized bag of Lays KC Masterpiece BBQ chips and I'd half-freeze a half gallon of OceanSpray ruby red grapefruit juice to make a giant smoothie. I'd watch WWF every Monday and consume all that awesomeness into my body.
Working at a library for the last ten years, I'm always learning something new. Like the fact that I can get late 90s, early 2000s WWF pay-per-view events on DVD. I've been watching so much old wrestling. It rules. There's one event (Summerslam in 2000) that had a ton of hilarious events like the first kiss my ass event. No rules other than the fact that you have to get your opponent to physically kiss your ass. There's other ones like "if you win, you can date my sister, but not if you lose". And a tag team event with 6 teams. It's incredible.

Still haven't played footbag in a while. Lol

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I've probably listened to this song about 69 times in a row today:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMVTt7LIUXs[/youtube]

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Not only do I dig that jam, but the drummer/singer looks just like James Randall and his arm motions with James' drumming style if he had long hair. Incredible. Not sure if any of you remember James Randall (habitat), but he rules. One of my best friends made through footbag. He's due for a spokane Washington drive visit.

Also, I spent most of the day exploring random 1970s German prog rock/krautrock bands, but work got in the way a bunch. Lol

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Went fly fishing after work to catch the last hour of daylight. The feed train was all the way across the river (where the river tends to deposit fish food around outcropping boulders, islands, and plant life) and it was pretty hard to reach. Got a few bites but pulled nothing in.

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Can't figure out what to do with my US Open winnings.

lol. yeah right

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Just stopped a now ex-friend from trying to beat his wife. Got between them and held him down and then he tried to fight me. Held him down more while his wife called the cops. He's in jail. Had no idea he'd become a complete piece of shit.

[Add Block]

Is that story true or are you just trying to tell us you've hit Wifebeater (Atomic Eggbeater)?


But in all seriousness, that's good stuff. The fact that he fought you instead of trying to explain his actions in hopes of turning you on his side probably means he didn't have a good reason to be hitting his wife.