I had my partner in crime for this event. I picked Alex up from his old roommates house in London after work Thursday afternoon and we were on our way.
Even with a nugget stop the trip was only about three hours. How convenient.
We arrived at Anton’s place around 6pm and I was immediately greeted with a fantastic hug from Jordan! There were lots of cool footbag friends there already and many hugs were had. I was home
Zac Miley was there but it took me a while to figure out who he was. He’s cool.
Zach Jahner played a really well edited freestyle juggling etc. video. That was neat.
I was stoked to party tonight even though I came down with an annoying cold the day before. Not everyone decided to come out but we had a solid crew of Anton, his brother Christian, Jordan, Amber, Alex, and Derek! The club was a really short drive from Antons place. This was lucky since on the drive I got a huge figurative punch in the face. Whoa!
I had been to Elektricity once before and liked it but I was still super impressed with the music! The DJ’s at the tented outside part killed it all night. So much grimey trap and dubstep. I checked out DJ in the inside back room with Christian. It wasn’t that busy back there and they were playing some sick house beats. That was really cool.
Some random people came and chilled with our group and overall the night had super great vibes. Everyone that I interacted with at that event was great.
I dragged Derek to the free photo booth with me. The lineup was chill. And then we managed to get the whole crew in there! So hilarious. Definitely glad we made that happen.

Solid start to the new year for sure.

We're so cute
I didn’t sleep much Thursday night. Alex and I shared an air mattress that deflated pretty badly. I was a sick zombie most of Friday. Luckily we didn’t have anything to do but chill and wait for more shredders to arrive. So many cuddles, yay!
I always get up so early and never know what to do with myself when people are sleeping. I did get the chance to have a solid yoga sesh which made me feel better.
Evan made some kickass pancakes from scratch. Nom.
Perlers galore. These are some of the ‘trophies’ Jordan made for events. Alex made some colourful amorphous blobs. Derek made a dick.

Alex started with the ‘would you rather’ game. Asking the tough questions such as ‘Would you rather have a tiny dick on your nose or a tiny butt on your chin’ and ‘Would you rather have no feet or pinecones for fingers’.
There was a bunch of kitchen shred going down Friday afternoon. I kind of wanted to play but there was never a space and I didn’t feel like kicking someone out. Eventually at around 8 or 9 pm only Matt Kemmer and Kyle were left and I finally got in there and kicked a bit. Glad I got a little shred in that day.

The teapot Alex drew dicks on
Johnny breakdown also arrived friday evening and I got to meet his lady friend Brandy. She is super fucking cool and we did some serious bonding over the weekend.
It was great to see Johnny and spend a little time with him before we headed to the hotel for the night. He is such a cool person. He took care of the hotel situation for us which was a great help. I really needed a decent sleep after the night before.
Even though I was really beat it was tough to pull myself away from all the action at Anton’s place. Around 10pm we I finally made moves for the hotel with Derek, Alex, and Evan. We got hugs from Nick and Zach Hoffa (all of the zac(h)s at this event lol) on their way in! Was glad they arrived safely since the weather conditions weren’t the best.
At the hotel we grabbed some showers and grub was ordered before passing out. Hotel beds are so comfy.
We made it to the event site Saturday morning in good time. The weather was beautiful for the time of year. I was greeted by many more old friends and a few new ones. The venue was pretty rockin overall and only about 10 minutes from the hotel. It was pretty chilly in there though and I didn’t come prepared for that. Everyone else seemed fine but I think my cold messed with my body temperature. Luckily I had a blanket in my trunk which I spent much of the day wrapped up in.
I got some decent shred in Saturday but not too much. I remember playing really well in a circle with Brandon P and Brandon T.
There was a videographer recording the event that I talked to for a while. He asked me to do an interview and I obliged. I felt pretty awkward but hopefully he got something useful/semi-articulate from it.

Circle contest was later in the day. My low energy levels made it difficult to stay warmed up. My circle was with Scott Davidson, Matt Kemmer, and Kyle. I had no chance of moving on anyways so it was sort of a formality. I did have at least one decent run in variety and density and maintained my seed so that was alright.
After circle contest I had a really fun circle with Boats and Rory for a while. Glad I got a chance to play with those guys a bit. So much style.
Zach Jahner’s mom brought so much good food for the event that day. Including some scrumptious chili. It’s a nice treat having hot food for lunch at an event.
Anton’s family came out. I had gone to their place for dinner last year so it was cool to see them again. I had the most awkward conversation ever with his dad haha.
It’s always great to see how much new(er) players have improved in since I saw them last!! I was impressed to see higher level shred by Kyle, Steve Lanza, Christian, David Moutard, Ryan Morris, and others. Polini isn’t new but I was also definitely impressed by his game as well. It’s much cleaner and more enjoyable to watch. His consistency has also improved greatly.
There were also several new players at various levels that I met for the first time! It’s always great to have fresh blood at an event.
Back to the hotel for showers before Whirlyball! Dave Moutard came and chilled in our room for a bit. Glad we got some quality time with that kid, he is sharp! Some entertaining/sarcastic conversations went down.
Whirlyball was much easier to find this year than last time. They gave Alex his own personal giant bowl of salad.
I didn’t play whirlyball last year because of back issues. I have come a long way since then, thanks to yoga. I was still on the fence about playing but Derek managed to convince me. It was really challenging, especially considering my racket thing was crushed and not very functional. I didn’t stop smiling the whole time! It was super fun. It’s interesting trying to focus on doing completely different tasks with both hands simultaneously. Got a little beat up but not too bad.
Jordan and Amber had their sick LED hoops with them which were a lot of fun to watch!
Spent a decent amount of time chilling and chatting with Kyle and Zach Hoffa outside. They are cool dudes!
I can’t remember what led to this but Anton kicked me really hard in the crotch (luckily I don’t have balls) and I ended up falling over the back of the couch on top of him.
Hogan was missed at this event. At least was there in spirit through the awesome event T-shirts.
Time at Whirlyball flew by and soon it was time to head the the party suite for more shenanigans.
I commissioned Derek who hadn’t been drinking to drive my car. It was nice to not drive for once. And also the responsible choice since I did take advantage of the free wine a bit.
Kemmer rode back to the hotel with Derek, Alex, Evan and I. Between him and drunk Alex it was a very entertaining car ride. Kemmer made a point to notice everything in my car that is broken or non-functional. Turns out to be a surprising number of things.
We made an unsuccessful detour (which I was not on board for - I had to pee) to try and find more alcohol. Luckily Johnny made a more fruitful mission for it once we were back at the hotel.
The party suite was pretty chill. Polini brought a massive jar of amorphous animal crackers. He was really pleasant to be around at this event. I’m glad that we get along.
Rum shots and other party favours were had. So much fun chilling with everyone! Had some really good talks with Brandy and Johnny. Zach Jahner told me he considers me part of the Michigan crew which was a really nice compliment. So many shenanigans.
The size of the crew dwindled until it was just Johnny, Brandy, Christian, Kyle, and I. Derek left to go to bed and then ended up returning. The six of us stayed up talking until around 6 am. True NYJ style. I went out for a smoke with Kyle before passing out and had some good talks with him. He’s really cool.
The sun was going to be up soon so I dragged Derek back to our room for a little shut eye. I slept about three hours before I was wide awake before everyone else again. I wandered around, got our checkout time extended and waited for the others to rise. I felt good considering I might still have been a little drunk when I woke up.

The view from our suite
I was more prepared for the venue conditions on Sunday, wearing yoga pants and having a hoodie on hand. I felt better than the day before and got some good shred in. I finally got to play with Zac Miley which was enjoyable. I was really impressed with his skill level and hella clean style.

Love these guys!!
Overall sunday was a pretty chill day. I enjoyed hanging out with Christian and had some good talks with various other people including Ryan, Brandy, and Rory. I also talked to a few people including Adam and Ryan about yoga for a while. Mikie was also there (with Alyssa on Saturday). It was good to see them but Mikie was injured and couldn’t really kick.

These types of events are very different for me now than when I was a newer player. It’s more about the family and connecting with people than it is about the shred. Honestly, I’ve become somewhat disillusioned by conventional shred recently. It just doesn’t excite me that much anymore. Neither does poor circle etiquette. Instead of having a bad attitude about it I am looking to find new ways to have fun within this sport and community. It doesn’t always need to be about busting hard. I have more fun (and less pain) messing around with silly tricks like pinchers and dragons or just hanging on the sidelines with cool people.
You know how sometimes you hit a cool trick/link at an event and nobody acknowledges it? That has never once happened with ripstein. Everybody loves that trick, even if it is poorly executed haha. I think one of my highlights from the weekend was hitting Swirl>Ripstein BSOS on friday night.
The usual footbagger confusion/indecision ensued at the end of the shred day sunday evening. I wasn’t quite ready to leave yet so Derek, Alex, Evan and I decided to stop for some food and meet back up with people at the hotel for some final hangouts. I didn’t have much of an appetite so I waited in the car while the boys grabbed some thai food. We didn’t have a room at the hotel any longer so we chilled in the car while they ate and we waited for others to arrived. Derek and Alex finished first and headed in. This was a good opportunity for some quality time with Evan. Him and I had some good chats; it was really a great chance to connect with him. I love that he makes it to so many events! It’s always a pleasure.
The four of us waited in the lobby for an eternity before people arrived at the hotel. We were all pretty dead. Finally boats appeared! We went up to his room to chill a bit before people arrived back at the party suite. We had some good final hangouts there. Not everyone made it back to the hotel and I missed out on some goodbyes. You would think I would have learned to give more premature goodbye hugs by now.
Mini massage party!
Shortly after Anton arrived back at the hotel we made our goodbye rounds. Got hugs from Ben, Boats, Rory, Zach J, Anton, Johnny and others. So many great humans!
Finally I got back on the road, this time with Derek in addition to Alex! We left around 11:30 pm and the driving conditions were fantastic! Barely any cars on the road. Another stop for nuggets and we were back in Canada in no time. They even let Derek in. Phew
Within a couple hours I was dropping Alex off and heading home. Successful weekend is successful. What a fun event. The Michigan crew really pulled it off.

Derek is staying in London with me until the end of the month at which time we will go back to Michigan for more kicky bag and goodbyes. His injury seems to be improving and his game is looking good. We had a short session on thursday afternoon that was quite fun. Johnny Suderman is going to come over this evening to shred with us!! Yayyy.
Phew. I’m impressed that I managed to complete this blog in one sitting. I just want to take a moment to reflect on the awesomeness of 2015 and what’s next.
In 2015 I:
- Completed my masters
- Visited Derek California where I met David Clavens and Lon smith, kicked it at Goldbergs place.
- Went to Movement in Detroit
- Visited Denver for the ACS conference
- Visited Hogan in Boston
- Took 6th place in routines at USO in Portland
- Had a transformative experience at Solstice festival in northern Ontario
- Competed in Open and Women’s events at worlds 2015 in Copenhagen. Took home Women’s Circle and Shred 30.
- Completed my first full year of yoga practice and a 40 day yoga challenge; significantly improved my chronic back pain
- Found a kickass job in my field and moved into my own apartment in a new city.
- Started learning French (Consistent daily practise)
I might be missing some stuff but I would say that overall It was a pretty damn successful year!
I am in a lot of debt now and it’s time to get serious and focus more on my career. I don’t have any big plans for footbag travel this year but I do intend to keep kicking regularly and improving at concepts that are important to me. Lately I have felt a little out of touch with the online footbag community. I would like to change that but I can’t say that it is a top priority. Y’all will always be in my heart though.
I would love to host a small event in London Ontario this year. Get your passport
Have I mentioned how much I love the footbag community? You guys rock<3
EDIT: Some stuff I forgot
When we were chilling at Antons and the subject of the Beastie Boys came up. I made an offhand remark about the fact that I can’t stand the Beastie Boys. Nearly Everyone in the room simultaneously reacted negatively. I didn’t realise not liking the Beastie Boys is such an offense!
Sunday morning rolling into the event site hungover with McD’s and orange juice. SO looking forward to eating. The moment I put my food down a disc comes flying out of nowhere and annihilates my orange juice. That woke me up! Zac is such a sweetheart for replacing the orange juice. He didn’t have to do that.
Bonding with Alex about trying to learn French! Some day we’ll be able to have coherent conversations in French. They are pretty absurd at the moment. Duolingo friends fo lyfe.
Footbag people are so freaking helpful!
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